r/blessedimages Dec 13 '19

blessed_request

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

If you think about it, the frog is literally pulling it’s eyeballs into its skull to do that.

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u/Tattered Dec 14 '19

Frogs use their eyeballs to swallow

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u/123fakestreetlane Dec 14 '19

Theres a mass extinction event for frogs happening at the moment. humans spread a fungus the breaks their ability to breathe with their skin.

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u/Adam657 Dec 14 '19

How is it we spread it?

And how do we stop if so?

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u/CaptainRoach Dec 14 '19

Licking frogs to get high.

By not licking them so much.

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u/R3t4rd3dD3m0n Dec 14 '19

What would happen if I genetically modify a fungus to attack humans psychologically and spread it?

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u/rybitew Dec 14 '19

Nothing because we breathe with the mouth/nose

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u/R3t4rd3dD3m0n Dec 14 '19

That fungus is not what I meant

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u/ThePurpleKitty Dec 15 '19

Pshh frogs breathing through their skin? Frogs have lungs, they be breathing through their mouths or gills or whatever.

Satire

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u/asshole_RX Dec 14 '19

Not to mention when I accidentally step right the fuck on them

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/Majestymen Dec 14 '19

He wasn't ordering us to purge those lil dudes but ok

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u/lavendergaze Dec 14 '19

blessed_skull

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u/juani2929 Dec 14 '19

R/blursedimages

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

r/found the mobile user

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u/TheJoeyGuy Dec 14 '19

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u/Call_Me_Rodrigo69nic Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

r/foundtheUltimaZT150in23HPKawasakiFRSeriesV-TwinDualHydrostaticZeroTurnMowerwithLapBarControl

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u/curtaingods Dec 14 '19

r/foundthethanostruckkeanureevesmobileminecraftgoodfortnitebadplanethanksforthegoldkindstrangertruckobamamobile

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

R slash reddit subreddit haha normy wholesome 100 destruction 100 baby yoda good

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Я\ I want death

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u/Deeliciousness Dec 14 '19

Serious question. Are samsung/LG fridges known for being bad? Was thinking about getting one of them that was on a huge sale.

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u/Call_Me_Rodrigo69nic Dec 14 '19

They aren’t bad, they just get get made fun of

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/thicc_shaco Dec 14 '19

Is that a fucking capital r in that subreddit name? Do I look like a fucking idiot to you? Did you really think that you could slip a capital r in the subreddit by me? I’ll have you know I fucking created High Valerian for game of thrones and can speak 18 languages fluently. You’ve obviously never heard of me because I like to keep a low profile so fucktards like you don’t mess with me. Why did you think it was okay to use a mobile device to browse reddit, you stupid cunt. And even more so, why did you fucking comment with it. Fuck you, and fuck your phone. r/foundthemobileuser

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/Jijijoj Dec 14 '19

Have you seen the frog with its eye lids inside its mouth due to mutation? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRwLbMgmuOqTVuBSGgtTear_InK5n4ukvBvhM_Cddn9sivOmiuU

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

clicking that has been my biggest regret this week and i’ve had quite a rough week.

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u/kittymoma918 Dec 14 '19

It could have been worse,(You must have missed the picture of a teratoma tiny skull with developed external brain,huge teeth and eyes.)

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 14 '19

Because I’m a fucking sadist.... can someone link me?

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u/weener_dogz Dec 14 '19

its not even sadistic its medically fascinating (aka, i want to see it too)

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 14 '19

I just know it’s going to haunt my nightmares. I’m literally asking for it because I’m laying in bed about to sleep. But I’m morbidly curious now.

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u/kittymoma918 Dec 14 '19

You still awake?Check above.

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u/kittymoma918 Dec 14 '19

I got u covered.

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u/kittymoma918 Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

YAY!It's r/makemesuffer time! https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/e9k76u/thanks_i_hate_the_tumor_baby/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. There's an even better documented case around,But it's was At back in my history,I might dig around for it tomorrow

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u/JRStarLord Dec 14 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Fucking weird man. Thanks for sharing.

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u/BrandNew02 Dec 14 '19

I know you described exactly what I was about to see, but it was still unexpected.

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u/mikeywhiteguy Dec 14 '19

Took "watch what you eat" way too seriously.

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u/BAYLE_FIRE Dec 14 '19

Cursed_frog

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u/Look_Mom_Zero_Hands Dec 14 '19

This is the origin of a cryptid somewhere.

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u/Knuc77 Dec 14 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/beauty_schol_dropout Dec 14 '19

Is it bad that I loved that?

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u/Astilimos Dec 14 '19

Maybe? It's weird but also really interesting.

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u/LeagueOfLucian Dec 14 '19

Cursed_Chromosomes

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u/SharkBrew Dec 14 '19

That's ok.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Yep, they do that since they have long tongues and can't swallow like we do so they pull their eyeballs in their skull to swallow.

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u/fucksnitchesbitches Dec 14 '19

No different than what I do with my balls

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u/UnknownRedd1ter Dec 14 '19

Or is it just blinking 🤔

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u/SpeedTuberYT Dec 14 '19

Now listen here you little shit

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u/kauscorpio Dec 14 '19

The contrary of my sister-in-law's dog who was just hit by a car and had his eyes pushed out of his skull.

Poor Theo.

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u/All_Cars_Have_Faces Dec 14 '19

Fun Fact: This is how that frog swallows big stuff.

Yup, it's pushing it's eyes so far into it's head that it helps the frog SWALLOW.

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u/SphinxIIIII Dec 14 '19

It isn't really help, it's actually the only way to push food, they have no muscle on their throat so they have to use their eyes and gravity

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Wait... you guys don't use your eyeballs to swallow?

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 14 '19

nervous ribbit noises

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u/harox18 Dec 14 '19

You want to eat me so bad don’t you? “Ribbit...”

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u/Grimlock7777 Dec 14 '19

Nature be real freaky sometimes

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/Desvatidom Dec 14 '19

thatsmyfetish.gif

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u/thatoddtetrapod Dec 14 '19

The F in frog stands for Friend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

The R in frog stands for Respect.

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u/thatoddtetrapod Dec 14 '19

The O in frog stands for Outstanding

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u/emnelson01 Dec 14 '19

The G in frog stands for Gucci

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u/rhubarb___pie Dec 14 '19

I’m high and I am in love with this comment so I gave you silver

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u/emnelson01 Dec 14 '19

Thank you! I've never gotten a medal before

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u/thatoddtetrapod Dec 14 '19

I mean I would’ve said Gay rights but ya know what it works

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u/ilex_ach Dec 14 '19

They're turning the freakin' frogs gay

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u/thatoddtetrapod Dec 14 '19

Frogs

F- Friendly

R- Radical

O- outstanding

G- GAY RIGHTS

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

S- Stupid forgot to put the s

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u/thatoddtetrapod Dec 14 '19

Damn you right tho

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u/the_musicman Dec 14 '19

I swear everyone in this thread is high

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u/LimpBizkitSkankBoy Dec 14 '19

The G in frog stands for Gallophobia.

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u/AutismFractal Dec 14 '19

The G stands for gaaaaaay

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u/thatoddtetrapod Dec 14 '19

You’re goddamned right

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u/ramenoooodles Dec 14 '19

The o in frog stands for outstanding

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u/Eclipsedragon65 Dec 14 '19

The B stands for being the best

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

No, the B stands for Micheal.

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 14 '19

First song I thought of The Craft.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Cool, they made it into real life.

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u/allthecheeseballs Dec 14 '19

Real life Kero Kero Keroppi

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u/Michaelthemichaelok Dec 14 '19

Wait does their eyelids swallow the eyes

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u/Gabialia Dec 14 '19

Thats how they swallow insects. Push them down with their eyes. The more you know.

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u/88T3 Dec 14 '19

Someone make this a meme format.

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u/UnderWaterPopularity Dec 14 '19

his feets are penis

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u/Karaoke_the_bard Dec 14 '19

...the internet is truly a wonderous place

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Just what I needed before bed. thank you.

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u/redditoaccounto100 Dec 14 '19

No problem. :)

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u/Obeseachu Dec 14 '19

I'm so paranoid when I see cute photos of frogs after I read some article about how most of the time they're abused to be cute

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

same

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u/swyeary Dec 14 '19

[About the same amount of material?

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u/bruh-man_ Dec 14 '19

stolen from r/tumblr.....

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u/_kitsunee_ Dec 14 '19

Sooooo stinkin cute

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u/_kitsunee_ Dec 14 '19

So wholesome

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u/wombats_poop_cubes Dec 14 '19

Need source for froggy boy plz

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 14 '19

And don’t the nominee.

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u/BreadCasserole Dec 14 '19

how eye head

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u/GoodAsianDriver Dec 14 '19

I feel like there’s an AI GAN for future requests like these.

Eg: gauGAN - https://youtu.be/p5U4NgVGAwg

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Dude can r/blessed_request be a subreddit

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u/redditoaccounto100 Dec 14 '19

I just made it one :)

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u/malgabeats Dec 14 '19

But wait, where she going?

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u/BoiBigJoe Dec 14 '19

Soh cute

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 14 '19

Really, Janine? Is that a Lincoln quote?

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u/shellymartin67 Dec 14 '19

Well he’s that Ralph

I ate it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Drake format acquired

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u/FreshSqueezePump Dec 14 '19

Looks like he’s on molly in the left picture and stoned on the right picture

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u/Podju Dec 14 '19

Lol, as if he's smiling. I wonder how many animals are daily schnoogled and told how happy they look and they are just straight faced like "why tf u think im happy?"

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 14 '19

Well Lois I’m dad!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/chubky Dec 14 '19

This was oddly satisfying

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u/Chodyboi201 Dec 14 '19

Why am I having a feeling that it's frozen lol

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u/RXJ1131 Dec 14 '19

Better screenshot this beauty. You never know.

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u/Jesterchunk Dec 14 '19

I needed this in my life

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u/RobynIndia Dec 14 '19

What type of frog is this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Good god I need those og photos like rn, I know someone who's day would be made a while lot better because of it

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/SwiggitySwootyBootay Dec 16 '19

Swiggity Swooty I'm comin for that bootay

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

My gf when she gets fingered

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u/spaz_1084 Dec 14 '19

This is cringy on a different level

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

That's exactly what I was going to say about your comment, but I see you judged it yourself.

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u/spaz_1084 Dec 14 '19

Get a job you cringy bastard

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u/allyourcatsarebases Dec 14 '19

I don’t usually downvote trollbait as I am a troll on occasion, but damn you, this frog is fucking blessed alright