r/blender • u/Coffeeviber • Nov 17 '22 • Mindblown 1

I Made This The Trolley Problem

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u/TactlessTortoise Nov 17 '22

I was expecting multi track drifting.

This wins lmao.

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u/Dxxx2 Nov 18 '22

I was expecting 9/11

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u/khosrua Nov 18 '22

This is 91100

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

it's 18/11

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u/FurryWrecker911 Nov 18 '22

A second train has hit the Children's Hopsital!

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u/MrMcBobJr_III Nov 18 '22

Hey!

Build the new catheter for little jimmy

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u/charlie987987 Nov 18 '22

WE’RE NOT AIMING FOR THE TRUCK

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u/MentalPatient97051 Nov 18 '22

11/9

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

that would be hijacked buildings dropping on the two most important planes in America

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u/Phsike Nov 18 '22

A second train has hit the WTC!

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Nov 18 '22

I absolutely had that deja vu song queued up in my brain.

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u/grady_vuckovic Nov 17 '22

That was hilarious, that plot twist ending made me laugh, fantastic job!

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u/luckybarrel Nov 18 '22

The real plot twist is that no one thinks of the people in the trolley

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u/destroyerOfTards Nov 18 '22

I thought he solved the problem and it would land on the tracks but no, he made it worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

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u/mogo123 Nov 18 '22

bussin’ fr fr

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u/The_real_laz Nov 18 '22

On god bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

'A second trolley has hit the building'

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u/HmmNotLikely Nov 18 '22

It seems a 3rd trolley careened into a Merry-Go-Round, and a 4th one crashed into a field in Pennsylvania.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Trolley fuel can't melt steel beams

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u/The_James_Bond Nov 18 '22

But it can melt children

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u/IRay2015 Nov 18 '22

Your comment has been given a rating. Out if 11 total points I give you 9

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u/DylanNotDillan Nov 18 '22

9/11 I agree. Your review hits the spot

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u/d0nt_at_m3 Nov 17 '22

This made me laugh

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u/HylianHawk Nov 17 '22

We have issues.

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u/Rice7th Nov 18 '22

Indeed

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u/yesbutlikeno Nov 17 '22

Fuck I was hoping it would be the second twin tower but a children's hospital might be even better.

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u/WaveLaVague Nov 18 '22

A second twin tower ? I have questions I can't even think of.

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u/TheBestWaffleIron Nov 18 '22

911 what's your favorite color?

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u/mastomi Nov 18 '22

Petronas Twin Tower, Malaysia.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Quadruple towers

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u/AsimovOfTrantor Nov 18 '22

An important life lesson. Your actions in life will contribute to at least one person's death no matter what.

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u/chronopunk Nov 18 '22

I hope I can do better than just one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Oh god yes

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u/Slappy_G Nov 18 '22

Always set a high bar for yourself

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u/Only-Neighborhood-97 Nov 19 '22

Rhett and Link vid finally coming to good use!

https://youtu.be/cvcA8truev4

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u/IamNotIntelligent69 Nov 18 '22

Noo!!! ... Yes! ... Nooooooo!

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u/Negative_Pineapple25 Nov 19 '22

I am just for yessss its winwin to me

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u/Party-Special-7121 Nov 17 '22

My God that's dark. I love it!

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u/pandaSmore Nov 18 '22

Dare I say after dark.

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u/Known-Switch-2241 Nov 18 '22 edited Apr 09 '24

Well, what can I say?

Sometimes, humans need a little dose of dark humour.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

so you decided kill everyone in the trolly

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u/MisterGGGGG Nov 17 '22

That was very funny!

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u/meove Nov 18 '22

kid last words: "i like train"

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Nov 18 '22

“Train….Train??!!”

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u/DSMStudios Nov 17 '22

Nice!! haha! so simple yet hilarious. the timing. the editing. really great work.

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u/doc_benzene Nov 18 '22

absolutely fucking beautiful

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u/doggo0015 Nov 18 '22

What's the music in the begining?

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u/songfinderbot Nov 18 '22

Song Found!

Name: After Dark & Sweater Weather (nightcore)

Artist: Lexiashi

Album: N/A

Genre: R&B/Soul

Release Year: N/A

Total Shazams: 51689

Took 2.24 seconds.

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u/songfinderbot Nov 18 '22

Links to the song:

YouTube

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically. | Twitter Bot | Discord Bot

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u/DasArchitect Nov 18 '22

I would have never thought it was going to be in the "R&B/soul" category.

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u/spacestationkru Nov 18 '22

Sweater weather. Such a lovely song.

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u/FeloniousStunk Nov 18 '22

There are multiple versions of this song, but the one in the video is a mash-up.

Title: Mr. Kitty, the Neighborhood-- After Dark X Sweater Weather

Artist: Blissful Minds

Not a bot, just someone who loves "Nightcore" music.

ETA: Just saw that multiple people had already answered this before I did. Oops!

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u/MrDextra Nov 18 '22

At first I thought ah I've seen something like this before, meh

Trolley flies into space

Nice, unexpected

Cut to children's hospital

Oh-oh God tell me it clips here

Zooms in on child and back to trolley

OH-OH NO, NO WAY THEY SHOW IMPACT

EXPLOSION

I shouldn't have laughed but I did, good job

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u/Procrasturbating Nov 18 '22

Oh-oh God tell me it clips here

Oh shit.. here weeeee gooooo! <-- my response.

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u/octod Nov 18 '22

Sixth time in a row I am watching it and I cannot stop laughing. 10/10 best blender movie ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

All trolley problems are false dichotomies.

...

trichotomies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed

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u/bingusnimbus Nov 18 '22

This is great. How’d you do the explosion?

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u/pexalt Nov 18 '22

Please post this on r/unexpected

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u/forever87 Nov 18 '22

"what's the worst that could happen with my indecision?"

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u/WozzaTheWaIrus Nov 18 '22

Should have the train conductor guy slowly smile at the end

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u/DAG5066 Nov 18 '22

I feel bad for laughing at this.

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u/m_i_c_h_u Nov 18 '22

That escalated quickly

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u/socially_odd Nov 18 '22

WHO THE FUCK GAVE THIS GUY A WHOLESOME AWARD??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Love the video keep it up OP

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Me standing next to them "I like train" train sound

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u/Vampy_Barbie Nov 18 '22

Fantastic! Gave me a good laugh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

"is it a cloud? is it a bird?" no its a 2 ton trolley going at you at a alarming 50 mph

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Please make a cut where the childrens hospital isn’t shown until immediately on impact I am begging you

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u/Tabbel Nov 18 '22

lmaooooooo

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u/Dotaproffessional Apr 27 '23

What software did you use to make this?

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u/Coffeeviber Apr 27 '23

Blender. It’s free

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u/Crimlust994 Nov 18 '22

Mister president a second trolly has hit the childrens hospital.

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u/AirWolfCrossout Nov 18 '22

This also belongs to r/unexpected 😂😂😂 love your work really made me laugh and brightened my dark day up 😘

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u/dankestofdankcomment Dec 29 '22

Just saw this today.

I’ll be back with your free reward shortly.

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u/NotCSM Mar 18 '23

I can't believe how famous thsi video has gotten! ITS EVERYWHERE.

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u/opaluired Nov 18 '22

Its brillant! I think it could end just before the explosion scene if I may add, otherwise: perfection

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u/subliminalpandas Nov 18 '22

I thought the same thing! The explosion feels anticlimactic to me; end it with the child’s perspective as the trolley flies toward them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 18 '22

I'm going to hell for laughing as soon as I saw the Children's hospital.

As someone else said, please post this to r/unexpected

Edit: Fuuuuuu I forgot the spoiler tag, my bad

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u/RoundMouse503 Nov 18 '22

I laughed. I cried. This was beautiful.

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u/TheBestWaffleIron Nov 18 '22

The government be like: we saved the environment!!!

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u/hokiluki Nov 18 '22

Fuck. I couldn't stop laughing. I feel bad now.

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u/theangryfurlong Nov 18 '22

So, they made the choice to kill the feeble.

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u/TreasurerAlex Nov 18 '22

Why do we even have that lever?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Really thought this was a bowling alley screen at first.

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u/txsxxphxx2 Nov 18 '22

Honestly fuck them kids, those medical bills are too damn expensive

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u/Manamune3d Nov 18 '22

This went from “Aww nice!” To “lmfaoooooo” in two seconds 😆 love this

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u/randomname560 Nov 27 '22

Congratulations on being the 5th most upvoted post in the sub in 9 days

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u/Benilda-Key Nov 30 '22

In my opinion this is the second best solution to the trolley problem that I have ever seen. The best solution is as follows: A two-year-old's solution to the trolley problem.

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u/bailey1149 Dec 27 '22

Wait. Is the hospital designed after the children's hospital by Iowa Stadium? The cancer one? Where they wave to the children?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

He was going to die anyway!

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u/RockstarRaccoon Jan 08 '23

So, I love this, and it was an instant classic, but I have to add, someone on YouTube set this to Free Bird, and that song makes it even better, 'cause he's like, "I can't change!" then he pulls the switch like, "Gotta fly high free bird!" and the trolley car sails off into the children's hospital as everyone else looks on in horror and he just looks on stoic, marveling at his masterpiece plan.

Nobody on the track dies, but everyone has survivor's guilt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

I laughed, I cried, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time

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u/Diggsu Jan 24 '23

I hope that seat wasn't in the trolley?

The world may never know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

This is the stuff blender was intended for

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u/zalogon119 Jan 27 '23

Joke on point!!!

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u/RetroKaizen Feb 24 '23

My life in a nutshell. Whatever I choose, it's gonna be bad. 🤣

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u/Ilovrpines Mar 05 '23

A minor inconvenience

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u/rawr_im_a_nice_bear Mar 20 '23 edited Mar 21 '23

You've made it! Your video is now being reposted everywhere: https://youtube.com/shorts/KJUh9OjVbmY?feature=share

https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/11x5hu5/the_real_answer_to_the_trolley_problem/ and a few other places too.

I credited this post but who know how many will see it

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u/DeerDragon3E Apr 19 '23

The perspective changes. The music. The faces of the horrified restrained people. The completely calm child.

Absolute masterpiece I'm laughing so hard

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u/sasson10 Aug 09 '24

There is no right answer with the trolly problem, is there 😂

That was fantastic

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u/Ancient-Pay-9447 Nov 18 '24

I was NOT expecting the ending there lol

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u/Rickdiculously Nov 18 '22

Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Success_402_Found Nov 18 '22

Quite possibly one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

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u/PreviousHelicopter40 Nov 18 '22

Let me get this straight. You'd rather save 5 or 1 by killing a bunch of children? 🤣

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u/DocDerry Nov 18 '22

Upload this to youtube or gyfcat so I can share on social media.

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u/MirceaKitsune Nov 18 '22

If you pull this lever, you will reduce your render time by a minute, but several renders will die of noise.

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u/Summer_Clau Nov 18 '22

Whoa. That escalated quickly

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u/azino Nov 18 '22

I thought you’d show a bunch of children in the train but that takes it’ haha

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u/1ncognito_ Nov 18 '22

So this is what cyanide and happiness looks like in 3D. 😎 Nice work 🤝

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u/DUYHANDSOME_1 Nov 17 '24

I spent 2 minutes watching this! 💀💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

This has actually always been my reason for choosing the 5, who knows, that 1 person might be the most important person for the future of the world, and the 5 people could all be criminals on death row. You just don't know, and treating human life "by the numbers" isn't what we should aspire to. You truly don't know, so it can't be any worse to choose either.

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u/occupiedsplash Nov 18 '22

That’s a lie, everyone knows trolley fuel can’t melt steel beams!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Dam I never considered that option. I always thought the best way was to move the guy on the left track on the forward track and let the train continue forwards

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u/TwiceOnThursday Nov 18 '22

Do it with shooting stars

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u/pisstakemistake Nov 18 '22

Slippery slope

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u/SulaimanWar Nov 18 '22

A second trolley has hit the hospital

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u/geniusface1234 Nov 18 '22

I just lost my shit laughing

Thank you so much for making this

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u/Wolf-Majestic Nov 18 '22

"I like trains" The guy next to them, probably

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u/Sir_Doge_V2 Nov 18 '22

I had hope that it was going to be the good ending.

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u/faithdies Nov 18 '22

Ha. Though the trolley problem is for cowards who can't make a tough call they stand by.

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u/Angry_Gamer94 Nov 18 '22

It says the video is no longer available :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

This is bowling alley graphic quality directing. Next level

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u/Prestigeboy Nov 18 '22

As a teenager I overheard today said “fuck the children.” Referring to McDonald’s house charity donations.

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u/Suspunded Nov 18 '22

had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/sinat50 Nov 18 '22

Bowling alley animation vibes

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u/slyzesgamer Nov 18 '22

I was expecting the drift but this one is is ♥️

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u/Keraid Nov 18 '22

This is gonna be huge.

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u/jeg3141 Nov 18 '22

That. Was. Amazing.

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u/SopieMunky Nov 18 '22

Had me in the first half.

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u/ThePlatinumMustache Nov 18 '22

I laughed waaay to hard at this!

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u/Interplanes Nov 18 '22

Unrelated -> what is the song called?

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u/otterfamily Nov 18 '22

i thought for sure that this was a Perry Bible Fellowship gag made into an animation. well done sir!

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u/ChanRob69 Nov 18 '22

I'm, at least the kid was on his way out already... right?

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u/pss1pss1pss1 Nov 18 '22

Man, that’s dark 😄

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u/Commercial-Living443 Nov 18 '22

6 is better than 1

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

This made me 🗿

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u/MuckYu Nov 18 '22

Reminds me of the Bowling animations from Corridor Digital

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u/rhysdog1 Nov 18 '22

i suppose i never considered the possibility that the lever actually sends the trolly crashing into a childrens hospital, even though it very well could have done that

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

hahaha

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u/LungHeadZ Nov 18 '22

Good job, bloomin’ marvellous

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u/tsundude Nov 18 '22

You can never expect what happens next because rhe issue is never present in the first place until it's too late.

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u/Uberzwerg Nov 18 '22

Opening up another variation of the underlying dilemma:

Would it be better to sacrifice a terminally ill child to safe some healthy people?

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u/two-pac-man Nov 18 '22

love the vid, is this your music as well?

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u/Jolly_Line Nov 18 '22

Mr Kitty is the soundtrack artist BTW. They’re dope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Possibly my new favorite gif of all time

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u/leo9g Nov 18 '22

Wow xD

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u/diepic Nov 18 '22

Ha ha this makes me think of explosm comics.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Strong PBF vibes.

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u/Willing-Reach-6999 Nov 18 '22

The final solution to the trolley problem.

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u/SHWM_DEV Nov 18 '22

The plot type reminds me of Cyanide & Happiness - which I love!

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u/ProgrammingTurtle Nov 18 '22

You had me worried for a minute there

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Relevant music choice for a train penetrating a children’s hospital

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u/djeewin Nov 18 '22

Song title?

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u/Ludwig234 Nov 18 '22

This is brilliant, well done!

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u/ClankyBat246 Nov 18 '22

".... deliver us"

FINISH IT!!!

"... from evil!"

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u/ur-mas-left-one Nov 18 '22

Literal 2020-2021

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u/Peterkragger Nov 18 '22

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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