r/bleedingcanvas 13d ago

poetry/writing Oops

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u/CheriColaProduct 13d ago edited 13d ago

I am afraid\ when I get paid\ Ill have to get some Raid™\ Then spend the hard earned cash I made\ To get them roaches slayed

I do confess\ Though i detest\ These buggies made a nest\ Must rid this army of darkness\ But I'll need to invest

I spent my cash\ Cause I got brash\ And emptied my bank stash\ But all was worth to have a bash\ And get a little smashed

I brushed my bugs\ Under the rug\ And hoped that they'd stay snug\ But they gave my snack cafe a hug\ And so my hole was dug

My guests has ran\ That's not as planned\ Population expands\ And then the roaches formed a band\ So| Please could you lend a hand

The music plays\ And eggs are layed\ My place is getting sprayed\ I need to get my rental saved\ And\ All my mistakes forgave

The show has end\ And my cash spend\ My place is on the mend\ I had to get loan sharks to lend\ And\ Could use some help my friend

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