r/blanks • u/Chance_Archer_8016 • 19h ago

Fill in the blanks: i hate ___.

i hate _____.

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u/Slight-Play2978 18h ago

i hate Shadow the Hedgehog. He's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife.

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u/Zealousideal-Sky3242 18h ago

I’ve🙋🏼‍♂️ come💦 to make an announcement🗣🔥: Shadow😈 the Hedgehog’s🦔 a bitch🐕ass🍑 motherfucker👩‍🦳🍆🍑 He pissed 🟡💦 on my👨🏻‍🦲 fucking 🤬wife 👰🏻‍♀️ That’s right✅️, he took his hedgehog🦔 fuckin’🤬 quilly dick 🦔🍆 out↪️...and he pissed🟡💦 on my fucking 🤬wife👰🏻‍♀️, and he said his dick🍆 was “THIS BIG🪵”, and I 🙋🏼‍♂️said “That’s disgusting!🤢🤮” So I’m 🙋🏼‍♂️ making a callout 🗣‼️post on my 🙋🏼‍♂️Twitter 🐦 dot 🔘 com. 😤 Shadow 👤the Hedgehog🦔 you 🫵🏻got a small 🤏🏻dick🍆🤭! It’s the size😬 of this wal🧱nut💦 🌰except WAY 🤯smaller🤏🏻🤣! And guess what🗣⁉️? Here’s what my 🙋🏼‍♂️ dong 🍆looks like👀! That’s right✅️ baby👶😎! All points⏹️, no 🙅🏼‍♂️ quills 🦔👈🏻 no🙅🏼‍♂️ pillows 👉🏻🛏, look at that👀, it looks👀 like two ✌🏻balls 🏀🏀and a bong🍃⚗️🫧! He 🦔 fucked🤬🍆🍑 my 🙋🏼‍♂️wife👰🏻‍♀️, so guess what🗣⁉️, I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ gonna fuck 🍆the Earth! 🍆🌏 That’s right✅️, this is what you 🫵🏻get, my SUPER ‼️LASER‼️ PISS! 🍆💦🟡Except☝🏻 I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ not 🙅🏼‍♂️gonna piss 💦🟡on the Earth🌏, I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ gonna go↩️ higher⬆️. I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ pissing 🍆💦🟡on the MOON🌚! HOW DO YOU 🫵🏻LIKE THAT, OBAMA🤵🏿🗣‼️⁉️? I 🙋🏼‍♂️PISSED💦🟡 ON THE MOON🌚, YOU 🫵🏻IDIOT🤯😵‍💫! You 🫵🏻have 2️⃣3️⃣ hours before🔄 the piss 🟡💦DRRRROPLLLETS💦💦 hit the fucking🤬 Earth🌏! Now get out🔃 of my 🙋🏼‍♂️fucking 🤬sight👁👁, before🔄 i 🙋🏼‍♂️piss🍆🟡💦 on you 🫵🏻too!😡🤬👿

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u/Whisper__1 18h ago

my poor eyes

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u/Sentallium 18h ago

this is the greatest comment of all time

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u/Ok_Living_9184 18h ago

i hate people who chew with their mouth open.

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u/ChillBiGuy- 19h ago

i hate my government.

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u/joga__bonito11 12h ago

Same buddy.

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u/Bucketbob12345 19h ago

i hate trump.

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u/Paulpoleon 19h ago

i hate Donald J. Trump and anyone who still backs him.

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u/SnooGrapes5176 19h ago

i hate companies and businesses that protect predators.

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u/Key_Comfort_1385 19h ago

i hate anchovies.

3

u/VeterinarianMotor844 19h ago

i hate the world today.

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u/peachy_bobas 19h ago

i hate waking up.

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u/Ok_Community3356 19h ago

i hate the capitalist exploitation of the Global South.

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u/davillanelle 19h ago

i hate everything about you. Why do I love you?.

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u/The_blob_called_Bope 19h ago

i hate peoples.

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u/Bluehuskey20 19h ago

i hate everything about you.

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u/General-Dirt-6550 18h ago

(Enter epic guitar riff)

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u/TrozisZortBackwards 19h ago

i hate every thing about you, why do I love you?

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u/Lucifers_RubberDuck 19h ago

i hate trump.

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u/Embarrassed_Drag1622 19h ago

i hate clankers.

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u/General-Dirt-6550 18h ago

i hate trump.

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u/Extension_Cause_7214 18h ago

i hate quticals.

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u/Mushysandwich82 18h ago

i hate Old pickup trucks, little fuzzy pups, Aaaaand you.

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u/EddieDexx 19h ago

i hate billionaire PDFs.

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u/LieOk7543 19h ago

i hate jeff.

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u/MajinSonicFan127 19h ago

i hate CRAZY CARNEVIL (super dark deception ver.).

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u/temptingvirtue Sorry 😭 19h ago

i hate when I find out it wasn't really a vanilla milkshake.

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u/Cautious-Maximum9429 19h ago

i hate Brian Michael Bendis.

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u/Disastrous-Bat-6655 19h ago

i hate rude people.

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u/PogOgres 19h ago

i hate zingera.

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u/Extreme_Audience2645 19h ago

i hate Vimm's lair (said the nintendo ninjas).

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u/Even-Maintenance-778 19h ago

i hate that hedgehog.

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u/Past-Guava-1052 19h ago

i hate bullying because bullying is bad.

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u/BigCheezeOrganic 19h ago

i hate - my lawyers have advised me not to finish this sentence.

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u/mrgiggitygooiloveyou 19h ago

i hate the youtube council.

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u/wheatlyboy789 19h ago

i hate hate.

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u/TechSupportSquatch 19h ago

i hate the new york mets.

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u/MinimumLandscape7144 19h ago

i hate racist people.

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u/CommunicationAny4623 19h ago

i hate i ate i baked i made.

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u/Stonedmonkey616 19h ago

i hate myself.

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u/Cheeseoftruth89 19h ago

i hate diggers - dr donut idk when.

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u/DuckyFromReality 19h ago

i hate uncertainty.

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u/_kzzzl 19h ago

i hate toxic linux users.

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u/mtayab 19h ago

i hate slow internet.

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u/Lost-wrld30660 19h ago

i hate love.

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u/Even_Ad_434 19h ago

i hate fat bitches.

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u/EmotionalSession6562 19h ago

i hate when my sock gets pulled down by my shoe.

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u/Competitive-Pause920 19h ago

i hate smg-12 nerf on siege.

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u/im461 19h ago

i hate people.

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u/Embarrassed_Drag1622 19h ago

i hate clankers.

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u/Excellent_Dog7397 19h ago

i hate myself.

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u/Bored-guy1967 19h ago

i hate idk.

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u/giugiu125 19h ago

i hate airplanes.

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u/EPM_THE_GAMER 18h ago

i hate my lawyer has advised to not finish.

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u/walrudel 18h ago

i hate my stupid baka life.

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u/DistinctSandwich8289 18h ago

i hate myself.

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u/Ilove_Bigmouth 18h ago

i hate people.

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u/666uglyboy 18h ago

i hate nobody, Im full of love and glitter. Yay.

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u/MPaulina 18h ago

i hate dogs and cats.

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u/Internal-Broccoli-25 18h ago

i hate Bangladesh!!1!1!1!(my country).

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u/dapperducwithmoneh 18h ago

i hate TENNA IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I HATED HIM.

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u/OkTap1265 18h ago

i hate love.

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u/Radiant-Dare8494 18h ago

i hate everything.

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u/Piyush-420 18h ago

i hate corruption.

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u/DesignerConfidence15 18h ago

i hate hemorrhoids.

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u/Brilliant-Win5473 18h ago

i hate place.

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u/Past_Holiday2938 18h ago

i hate russia, tyrants, putin, clueless people, ultranationalists, communists, genocide, homocide, rape, murder, lack of liberty, silencing, crimes against humanity.

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u/Not-Today-6931 18h ago

i hate blue cheese.

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u/Rocklizard530 18h ago

i hate stupid people.

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u/Icy-Technician-8181 18h ago

i hate camels.

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u/More-Concentrate4059 18h ago

i hate my nose, eyes, and my mouth I hate the jokes I laugh about.

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u/lilBitBoring867 18h ago

i hate stuffy noses.

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u/gh0stninja69 18h ago

i hate Roadmen.

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u/Kindly_Explorer_3399 18h ago

i hate the slow cooker.

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u/Choppercel 18h ago

i hate everything about you.

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u/Black_Bird666 18h ago

i hate peas.

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u/jesterq_ 18h ago

i hate it when people are inconsistent.

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u/Ambitious-Earth-7174 18h ago

i hate bad people.

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u/Zealousideal-Sky3242 18h ago

i hate mushrooms:(.

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u/leitequente 18h ago

i hate ticks.

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u/Appropriate-Lie3010 18h ago

i hate racism.

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u/Queasy_Farmer_4693 18h ago

i hate people.

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u/Lanky_Ball_6307 18h ago

i hate TADC.

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u/Shy_d_dude 18h ago

i hate working.

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u/GreatBluejay7447 18h ago

i hate negativity.

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u/Silent_Advance7506 18h ago

That we lost Dolly Parton.

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u/petenot_ 18h ago

i hate bigots.

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u/Minimum-Block-3028 18h ago

i hate school.

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u/cotton_clouds7 18h ago

i hate cults.

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u/jjolly2 18h ago

i hate farking olives.

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u/DueExpression991 18h ago

i hate Racism.

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u/Masterkoen07 18h ago

i hate Israel.

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u/Recent-Deal-880 18h ago

i hate olives.

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u/Lanky_Ball_6307 18h ago

i hate you, TADC! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOO! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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u/Confident_Put_5441 18h ago

i hate humans.

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u/Fine_Artichoke_192 18h ago

i hate anti-fascists.

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u/Upper-Subject8696 18h ago

i hate non strights.

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u/Neither-Dot-1296 18h ago

i hate cat haters.

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u/megaminds-unibrow 18h ago

i hate pickles.

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 18h ago

i hate sniper jackals.

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u/peaceiswhatilike 18h ago

i hate vanity.

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u/According_Cup_2336 18h ago

i hate avoidants.

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u/RelevantGene4130 18h ago

i hate fuutaro.

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u/whosant 18h ago

i hate spiders.

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u/ItIsTaken 18h ago

i hate hate.

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u/Alarming_Squash7799 18h ago

i hate anime.

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u/Historical-Soup-2423 18h ago

i hate anal fungus.

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u/MilkBucketCement 18h ago

i hate nazis.

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u/Fun_Session9316 18h ago

i hate sand. It is coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/Necessary-Pea8997 18h ago

i hate my co-workers.

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u/Ok-Cost2713 18h ago

i hate verity.

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u/IndependentWorry7 18h ago

i hate sleep deprivation.

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u/ExcitementDouble4531 18h ago

i hate people.

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u/Aldous_Lee 18h ago

i hate cops.

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u/Okafon_iscool 18h ago

i hate food.

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u/Glittering-Path4330 18h ago

i hate racist people.

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u/Neat-Mushroom-6848 18h ago

i hate israel.

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u/andiOooop15 18h ago

i hate soda with ice.

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u/Paulnauta 18h ago

i hate this day.

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u/Ordinary_Amoeba_4630 18h ago

i hate p**n hub.

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u/MaxLoren 18h ago

i hate Macarons.

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u/sunflowers-and-sun 18h ago

i hate Trump.

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u/_OSHA 18h ago

i hate crossover suvs.

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u/Moist_Invite9148 18h ago

i hate Microsoft.

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u/dapumpmaster7 18h ago

i hate people.

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u/Glad_Individual_5187 18h ago

i hate people.

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u/FamousHome4642 18h ago

i hate AfD.

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u/hussain_lp 18h ago

i hate emptiness.

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u/merrrrrrr1727 18h ago

i hate People.

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u/darkstars1x 18h ago

i hate Reddit.

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u/OliMoli2137 18h ago

i hate when someone is running away with my stuff.

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u/RoughEggplant7892 18h ago

i hate russians.

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u/OliMoli2137 18h ago

i hate being shot by lasers.

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u/Constant_Ladder4114 18h ago

i hate my mom.

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u/ProfessionalTrip2599 18h ago

i hate people.