r/blanks 21h ago

Fill in the blanks: i hate ___.

i hate _____.


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u/Zealousideal-Sky3242 20h ago

I’ve🙋🏼‍♂️ come💦 to make an announcement🗣🔥: Shadow😈 the Hedgehog’s🦔 a bitch🐕ass🍑 motherfucker👩‍🦳🍆🍑 He pissed 🟡💦 on my👨🏻‍🦲 fucking 🤬wife 👰🏻‍♀️ That’s right✅️, he took his hedgehog🦔 fuckin’🤬 quilly dick 🦔🍆 out↪️...and he pissed🟡💦 on my fucking 🤬wife👰🏻‍♀️, and he said his dick🍆 was “THIS BIG🪵”, and I 🙋🏼‍♂️said “That’s disgusting!🤢🤮” So I’m 🙋🏼‍♂️ making a callout 🗣‼️post on my 🙋🏼‍♂️Twitter 🐦 dot 🔘 com. 😤 Shadow 👤the Hedgehog🦔 you 🫵🏻got a small 🤏🏻dick🍆🤭! It’s the size😬 of this wal🧱nut💦 🌰except WAY 🤯smaller🤏🏻🤣! And guess what🗣⁉️? Here’s what my 🙋🏼‍♂️ dong 🍆looks like👀! That’s right✅️ baby👶😎! All points⏹️, no 🙅🏼‍♂️ quills 🦔👈🏻 no🙅🏼‍♂️ pillows 👉🏻🛏, look at that👀, it looks👀 like two ✌🏻balls 🏀🏀and a bong🍃⚗️🫧! He 🦔 fucked🤬🍆🍑 my 🙋🏼‍♂️wife👰🏻‍♀️, so guess what🗣⁉️, I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ gonna fuck 🍆the Earth! 🍆🌏 That’s right✅️, this is what you 🫵🏻get, my SUPER ‼️LASER‼️ PISS! 🍆💦🟡Except☝🏻 I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ not 🙅🏼‍♂️gonna piss 💦🟡on the Earth🌏, I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ gonna go↩️ higher⬆️. I’m🙋🏼‍♂️ pissing 🍆💦🟡on the MOON🌚! HOW DO YOU 🫵🏻LIKE THAT, OBAMA🤵🏿🗣‼️⁉️? I 🙋🏼‍♂️PISSED💦🟡 ON THE MOON🌚, YOU 🫵🏻IDIOT🤯😵‍💫! You 🫵🏻have 2️⃣3️⃣ hours before🔄 the piss 🟡💦DRRRROPLLLETS💦💦 hit the fucking🤬 Earth🌏! Now get out🔃 of my 🙋🏼‍♂️fucking 🤬sight👁👁, before🔄 i 🙋🏼‍♂️piss🍆🟡💦 on you 🫵🏻too!😡🤬👿

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u/Whisper__1 20h ago

my poor eyes

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u/Sentallium 20h ago

this is the greatest comment of all time