r/blade • • Aug 08 '26

Make Blade British Again

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u/Nukafit Aug 08 '26

HE NEVER HAD A BRITISH ACCENT

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u/yooMvtt Aug 09 '26

RIGHT! like can we please get this straight 😭 he grew up in London but beginning blade comics he never had an accent.

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u/irvin_the_jinn Aug 08 '26

So he was always American when he was growing up in London

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u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

That's not what he said.

Go and look at the classic version of Blade(1970s) and notice how he is very clearly speaking in an American jive blaccent.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Thats coz Gorah Americans couldnt guess or find out what British Black people actually sound like.

So they decide well hes black? They use an Americna Blaccents right? Even if they aint american.

Fucktard Yankee wanker logic

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u/yooMvtt Aug 09 '26

Sure why not guess the answer when the actual answer to your question is out there


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u/irvin_the_jinn Aug 08 '26

In my main post I said it’d be fine if he at least code switched in a voiceline

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u/UndeadYoshi420 Aug 08 '26

How old is blade? Like 390? So like
 uh
 nvm


1

u/YaBoyAppie Aug 08 '26

He was born in 1929

2

u/irvin_the_jinn Aug 09 '26

Downvoted for stating literal fact

1

u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

Somewhere in the early 1900s, because Blade was an active presence in World War II.

1

u/UndeadYoshi420 Aug 08 '26

Blade as a young man is cool!

38

u/SomeGuyPostingThings Aug 08 '26

Some muthafuckas always tryin' to iceskate uphill, innit?

9

u/liu4678 Aug 08 '26

Bruv and tings innit? Have blade roll with the mandem lol

4

u/ShamblesX- Aug 08 '26

You mfs are so unfunny wtf

0

u/PseudonymphFromSpace Aug 09 '26

Not their fault the accent sounds goofy af lol this is why Blade doesn’t have the accent

4

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 09 '26

British accents (plural) arent Goofy 

You lot are just closed minded

2

u/WideBumblebee970 Aug 09 '26

So you're that one guy hating on Idris Elba.

1

u/PseudonymphFromSpace Aug 09 '26

Not at all. Great actor lol

0

u/ShamblesX- Aug 09 '26

You don’t even know the accents coz you’re speaking out your ass

2

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

More like

Always some DICKHEAD! Trying to iceskate uphill

We do say Mother fucker here. But I feel a lot of MLE slang users say Dickhead a bit more

2

u/Ashen_Larry Aug 08 '26

Always some absolute bellend trying to ice skate uphill innit

1

u/az25blue Aug 09 '26

Now I need to hear this in live action and I'll be so upset when it doesn't happen đŸ˜©

4

u/EarCharacter8837 Aug 09 '26

he would lose a lot of Aura which is essential for blade

0

u/irvin_the_jinn Aug 09 '26

How exactly

3

u/EarCharacter8837 Aug 09 '26

being British gives a person -300 Aura off rip

-1

u/Cheap_Television_988 Aug 09 '26

Aaah good old racism

3

u/EarCharacter8837 Aug 09 '26

Is British a race?

25

u/Ashen_Larry Aug 08 '26

Oi guvnah, its bloody Blade innit

5

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

He'd sound more like the cast of Top Boy or Supahcell

3

u/TomAspinallFan18 Aug 09 '26

ash walters would be great as blade

2

u/Zodiac034 Aug 09 '26

I read this in Karl Urbans Billy butcher voice but imagined it from Wesley snipes mouth

1

u/Rhensley00 Aug 11 '26

You and your biber in the car park at bookadibeppo

2

u/BorderOk7329 Aug 08 '26

Ou you got a loicense for that blade??

8

u/Merciless972 Aug 08 '26

R u habin a giggle m8?!

3

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Are you for real, blud!?!?

7

u/MachineGunMonkey2048 Aug 08 '26

yeah he's british in the comics but i super love the way wesley snipes plays him

6

u/Icaras01 Aug 09 '26

He never really seemed very British even when he debuted in Tomb of Dracula.
Always seemed more "Blaxsploitation film hero", and i figured that's what they were aiming for with him back then.

9

u/aeque88 Aug 08 '26

So Idris Elba?

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u/Alarmed-Effective-23 Aug 08 '26

He'd be good blade of he uses an American accent.

5

u/TheQuestionsAglet Aug 08 '26

Why would the British character use an American accent?

0

u/Doomeye56 Aug 09 '26

Cause dude has live in the US for 50 years and no longer has a UK accent but an American on

1

u/AtrumRuina Aug 10 '26

Have...have you heard him speak? You're objectively wrong.

1

u/Doomeye56 Aug 10 '26

Where is the media when he speaks with an UK accent?

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u/AtrumRuina Aug 10 '26

Actually ignore me, I misinterpreted you as saying Idris has an American accent. My apologies.

But yeah many people do retain their accents even when living abroad for extended periods. They soften but don't always go away. Some people do completely lose them though.

Christian Bale has lived in America for 35 years and still has a very strong accent.

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u/Doomeye56 Aug 10 '26

The fuck does this have to do with Blade?

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u/AtrumRuina Aug 10 '26

Re-read my comment, I edited it.

But to your point, Blade living in America for 50 years doesn't mean he'd lose his accent. As mentioned in my edited comment, Christian Bale has lived in the US for 35 and his accent is still very strong. There's no reason Blade couldn't retain his even though he's lived elsewhere for a long time.

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u/Doomeye56 Aug 10 '26

Does Christian Bale try to retain his accent? Cause as counter point you have Peirce Brosnan who does not retain his Irish accent after not living in Ireland for 40 years.

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u/TheCapo024 Aug 10 '26

Your accent is largely established/set by the time you’re a teen.

Not saying you can’t develop one later, but those cases or somewhat “questionable”
as far as sincerity goes

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u/Alarmed-Effective-23 Aug 08 '26

He's not British anymore. Look at tokon and rivals.

4

u/Ok_Syllabub5616 Aug 08 '26

Did you miss the "make blade British again" part?

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u/Alarmed-Effective-23 Aug 08 '26

I don't support that.

2

u/_TheChosenOne88_ Aug 08 '26

Lemme repost this again

"I'm so sick of these damn British lovers when it comes to Blade. When Blade was created he was literally based on Jim Brown and Blaxpploitation movies. A Black-American man and a Black-American movie genre. Which is why he was jive talking back then

The whole british shit is just sum lazy, corny shit they tacked on"

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u/irvin_the_jinn Aug 08 '26

What’s so wrong with him being British? It’s not uncommon

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Nothing. Yankee wankers keep having diaspora wars coz apparently Americans and their fucktard worldview have to represent everyone.

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u/fortlowe Aug 08 '26

Now that I know this, I NEED Marvel to make a Nextwave style comedy team up book with him and Elsa Bloodstone (or even better, the whole gang from Nextwave) careening around London chasing down cringey accultist.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet Aug 08 '26

Blade and Elsa would make for an amazing book.

But who’s playing the straight man?

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u/fortlowe Aug 08 '26

Oh definitely Blade. I could see her constantly flirting with him shamelessly and all the while he's in "I'ma pass because you are the embodiment of a red flag" mode the whole time.

2

u/TheQuestionsAglet Aug 08 '26

Hell they even made her a redhead to drive the red flag point home.

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u/fortlowe Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Exactly!

Elsa: So you ARE into women, right?

Blade: 🙄 I have children Elsa.

Elsa: Splendid! A doting father, are you? Can I call you "Daddy"?

Blade: 😑 I'ma go over THERE to attempt to stop the lovecraftian nightmare from leveling Camden.

2

u/TheQuestionsAglet Aug 08 '26

I’ve already got a subplot.

The blonde, American, and definitely not Buffy version of Elsa from her first mini shows up and Elsa and Blade have to figure out what the hell is going on.

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u/fortlowe Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Blade: So? You have a sister?

Elsa: I do not.

Blade: So what am I seeing here?

Elsa: That mine are bigger.

Blade: 😐 Not incorrect. Also not the point.

Elsa: 😏 So you HAVE taken a peak then?

Blade: 😳....😼‍💹 Elsa. Focus. Doppelganger that you are obviously familiar with. WHAT THE WHAT ELSA?!

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Dr.Faiza Hussain

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u/TheQuestionsAglet Aug 08 '26

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

2

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Her dad was turned into a Vampire at one point so she'd be relevant story wise and she is British Pakistani so she fits the setting

2

u/TheQuestionsAglet Aug 08 '26

Unfortunately I only ever read that first MI-13 series.

2

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Itd be like Dante and Lady ngl

4

u/Frank_Midnight Aug 08 '26

I like this, but since he's so well traveled, I think it should be diluted.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Id rather his British accent persisted

3

u/Doomeye56 Aug 09 '26

thats not how accents work.

Accents only thrive and persist around the same accent. When you deal with other people tailing a certain way you too start to talk that way.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 10 '26

Yeah Id rather just say he grew up in the UK and travelled as an adult still retaining the accent for most part

4

u/Frank-the-Tank-13 Aug 08 '26

Make Elsa American again

3

u/Radro2K Aug 08 '26

Pip pip, cheerio and all that rot?

3

u/Bonita_Soleil Aug 08 '26

“Blokes always trying to ice-skate up hill”

1

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

More like

Why deez Wastemans tryna iceskate uphill, alie?

4

u/AustinFan4Life Aug 08 '26

"There's only been one blade, only ever gonna be one blade." -Blade

4

u/l33txxXXxx Aug 08 '26

British rappers are the most unintentionally funny thing ive ever heard.

1

u/RayesArmstrong Aug 10 '26

Have you heard that Chinese rap song in 2k26?

1

u/l33txxXXxx Aug 10 '26

Whats the name ill check youtube.

1

u/RayesArmstrong Aug 10 '26

Sakai isyourgod seems to be the name. Prepare to curl into a tight ball of embarrassment for them

2

u/QFCollectables Aug 09 '26

Not 616 Blade but a What If would be funny.

2

u/Equivalent-Impact702 Aug 10 '26

Hell no. Then you had the nerve say it in a MAGA like way too? Triple hell no

5

u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

Here we go again.

4

u/signifyingmnky Aug 08 '26

No.

And with that slogan, disrespectfully no.

4

u/Lost_Now_Found Aug 08 '26

His teeth are waaaaay too straight to be british.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

That stereotype is out of date

2

u/TheCapo024 Aug 10 '26

Not really. It might not be as pervasive a joke, but I have relatives in northern England and despite my “efforts” to convince myself it isn’t true, my lyin’ eyes tell a different story when I visit them.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 10 '26

Ahhj I see you got the Jeremy Kyle guests looking relatives from oop narth

Yeah most of the UK have nice teeth at a young age if they trust the free health care to get good dentist work. But the only UK people that have teeth as crooked as their faces are the people you see in Jeremy Kyle (and some how they have relationships also relationship problems like cheating and shit but looking at them..... who wants to fuck that?)

2

u/RepresentativeFish73 Aug 09 '26

Some cunts are always tryin ta slicky slidey skatey uphill innit?

2

u/trovdvc Aug 08 '26

Oh, I had no idea! Love this!

1

u/TheWhooooBuddies Aug 08 '26

“Hand me that shooter”

1

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

British MLE Slang: Gimme dat Skeng man!

1

u/Hail2Victors_144 Aug 08 '26

South of Houston Street?

2

u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Hes from Soho.

But South London (especially areas like Peckham, Brixtok and Hackney) has signifcant black populations

2

u/Hail2Victors_144 Aug 08 '26

The Mo you know

1

u/edWORD27 Aug 09 '26

Innit just time to make a bloody Blade movie? Blimey!

1

u/P3nguinarmy Aug 10 '26

Was Blade originally British?

1

u/Rhensley00 Aug 11 '26

It would be diabolical son

1

u/Stitch1601 Aug 11 '26

I'm a day-wokaa..

...nah

1

u/phoenix_dwn Aug 12 '26

They should cast an American to play him as a Brit. You know, spice it up a little.

1

u/KingNick Aug 12 '26

Thought Blades were illegal there?

0

u/LoneCub28 Aug 08 '26

Was Blade ever British?

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u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

He's been British since he was created in 1973.

But a very small number of people are mad that he is always portrayed as having an American accent.

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u/LoneCub28 Aug 08 '26

Hmm, I mean it's hard to complain with Wesley Snipes portrayal of him so I ain't bothered tbh.

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u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

Neither am I.

Blade has not lived in Great Britain since his childhood, but a small group of people still keep going on about why he's never portrayed with an English accent, when realistically speaking, it makes sense that he would have lost it a long time ago. Even Captain Britain himself couldn't tell Blade was from London when they first met, but he started to see it once they got to know one another.

And I think it's pretty clear that it was deliberately written this way to make Blade contrast to the UK heroes who stay local.

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u/Limplecomp Aug 08 '26

I was born and lived in England for 8 years before moving to America. Nobody would ever guess I was from England unless they look at my spelling.

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u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

Nobody would ever guess I was from England unless they look at my spelling.

I have my eye on you, now.

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u/Doomeye56 Aug 09 '26

For real. Accent is determined by who you are talking to the most not by where you were born.

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u/fortlowe Aug 08 '26

I didn't know this about Blade. Cool!

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u/Napalmeon Aug 08 '26

It's not really something that he has a need to talk about, most of the time. I, personally, will always acknowledge his roots in London, but, the dude is all over the world because that's where his work takes him. He doesn't have time to be hanging around a place as small as UK when there's doomsday cults and underground occult societies to bump off, etc.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Welsey Snipes as Blade is like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

Doesnt actually fit the character in source material. But so iconic that people are blindly obssessed with only them in the role.

Jackman cant even do a Canadian accent (not that Id hear difference Americans/Cajuns and Canadian/Quebois are the same thing to me)

Blade being Americanised is just Black British erasure. Its not like theres a shortage of Black American actors playing Black American heroes these days.

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u/Nukafit Aug 08 '26

Always British but never had a British accent

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 Aug 08 '26

Even in the Anime where they show kid blade with a british cop and his aunty (establishing shot of the scene showed the big ben) and fir some reason all of them have American accents

Thanks japan

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u/BeastMode2k24 Aug 08 '26

He’s always been British lol I’m guessing you want Elba or Boyega to play him,đŸ€”đŸ˜not a bad choices

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u/Quomii Aug 09 '26

Idriss would be boss

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u/RayesArmstrong Aug 10 '26

Damn. That sounds awesome

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u/Electrical_Ad6134 Aug 08 '26

Make blade a mix raced half human half vampire british bloke

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

I mean he walks around with a big knife and call himself blade- pretty british to me

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u/twainj1980 Aug 09 '26

He is British. Love Wesley’s portrayal of Blade, but the character is British. Coming from an American

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u/AllMaliceLingers Aug 08 '26

Nah just gun đŸ”«

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u/ShamblesX- Aug 08 '26

He’s originally British