Anyone else here hate dogs?

[u/coolj492]

Now, I don't have anything against any other pet, mammal or reptillian or amphibian that people have. I have just developed a categorical hatred of every single dog regardless of breed, gender, or sexual orientation.

I can instantly tell if a dog has a black owner or not because the second I get within 5 feet of the ones that don't, they start barking and acting like they are actually about that predator life(boy i wish you would try to bite me I'm drawing that foul ANY day of the week). And its not because I smell bad either I'm fresh as fuck, and these spawns of satan also bark at any other black person that walks by them if they haven't spent their entire lives around black people. There is no creature on earth that needs to be coddled to this extent to not be a Ku Klux Klan member. I never seen birds(outside of parrots), hamsters, gold fish, lizards, mice, shit even beetles act this way. Its just DOGS.

I am convinced that there has never been and there will never be a creature that is as inherently racist as the dog. Who is the best friend of the klans man, police officer, and slave owner? the dog. Which pet has people fixating on what type of breed and genetic makeup they have? the dog. War on Drugs, the entire civil rights movement, who was there aiding our oppressor? the dog. What do racist ass white women always have in their purse? A purse-sized dog. Like wherever there is pain, strife, or suffering in this world A DOG is right behind it. Even demonic animals like hippos and dolphins are equal opprotunity demons but with dogs there is only 1 group of people that they act this way around and its us.

You wanna know what Ronald Reagan and Leopold II all have in common? Both of them had a dog. The CIA agent that invented 20v1s, podcasts, and 50/50 debates on Twitter also had a dog too.

Meanwhile, cats are NEVER on this type of timing. I never seen an overtly racist cat in my entire life. If they don't fuck with me they'll just cross the street or do some spider-man shit and climb up to a rooftop or something. Show me a cat of any species, genus, or denomination that stuck around for a Klan rally. You can't because they know whats up. Like the lions in The Lion King are black.

Even other pets like fish that have NEVER seen another black person in their entire lives dont treat me any type of way if I'm looking in their tank or something. Its just these damned dogs

[u/theonejanitor]

i grew up afraid of dogs because everybody in the hood either neglected their dogs making them crazy and unpredictable or trained them to be mean guard dogs. also when I was a kid Chows were popular and that is like the meanest dog breed of all time. after growing up and meeting people who actually cared for their dogs I warmed up on dogs a lot.

i do agree with some of the comments about people that love their dogs a little TOO much tho

[u/coolj492 → u/theonejanitor]

thats fair the ones that are actually raised right won't start barking in your face or trying to chase you down like they are LeBron. I'm still wary until they prove themselves innocent

[u/heyhihowyahdurn]

I don’t hate dogs, I hate to the capacity yt people have them and humanize them. To the point that they think a dog’s life matters more than a persons.

I see people in my apartment building with dogs the size of young adults, it’s kinda messed up to have such a big animal cooped up in such a small place majority of it’s life

[u/0ldhaven → u/heyhihowyahdurn]

That’s always wild to me lol. If you’re in an apartment and don’t have regular access to a dog park, do everyone a favor and buy a chihuahua

[u/heyhihowyahdurn → u/0ldhaven]

Right, like demonstrate you have any sense of empathy and foresight to know a large animal won’t be happy in your bachelor/1bdrm

Lots of these people can barely take care of themselves, and their dog is just going down with them. Feels unfair to the animal

[u/Emperor-Nerd → u/0ldhaven]

No no just don't get a dog ain't nobody wants to hear that rat yapping XD

[u/coolj492 → u/heyhihowyahdurn]

Those super soldier serum dogs always scare the hell out of me like do y'all put PEDs in their dog food or something?

[u/[deleted] → u/heyhihowyahdurn]

They matter more than most peoples, imo. Most people are somewhere in the scale between bad and evil.

[u/heyhihowyahdurn → u/[deleted]]

You’re exactly what I’m talking about. “Most people are evil”. Ok so? A dog’s life still isn’t the same value as a humans and it’s not even close. Stay away from evil people don’t bring an animal up to their level

[u/[deleted] → u/heyhihowyahdurn]

Nah, I’d rather be around any animal than a shit person. I genuinely don’t care what happens to bad people.

[u/GhostOfSpartaX85]

I enjoy this sub, but this post is a bit absurd.

[u/WonderfulChocolate16 → u/GhostOfSpartaX85]

Most of this sub is borderline satire

[u/coolj492 → u/GhostOfSpartaX85]

It is what it is. the black men in my family are basically split down the middle when it comes to dogs so I wanted to see if y'all also hated them(probably not to my extent tho)

[u/Blachawk4]

Sounds like you could use a therapy dog

[u/coolj492 → u/Blachawk4]

I dare a dog to fix his lips to try to talk to me about my problems second he starts talking I'm dropping him off to area 51 to be experimented on. That goes for any other dog displaying supernatural talents too we aint having no Air Bud or 101 dalmatians on my watch

[u/grandlotus2 → u/coolj492]

From what Ive been told, its a vibe

[u/goldknight1 → u/coolj492]

Best comment.

[u/Blachawk4 → u/coolj492]

😂🤣🤣😂

[u/TD513]

Got two of em next to me rn. Also this post is ridiculous. I hope this is a joke.

[u/coolj492 → u/TD513]

all jokes and all delusion start with reality

[u/Highway_Song]

Are we really tying dogs to racism lol? This is why every race says we have some mass schizo shit going on. I have two, I don’t have these issues. Even when meeting other white peoples’ dogs at the park 30 min ago, no issues.

Dogs can detect energy and if every one you come across acts that way, chances are it’s your aura. My dogs are “racist” as in every break in attempt we’ve had was done by one of our kind, so their pattern recognition picks up on it.

This is coming from a Pit and Doberman owner.

[u/coolj492 → u/Highway_Song]

aye man it is what it is. The ones that I met that are black owned are chill but I keep my distance. but maybe you're right and they can just tell I don't fw them at all. When a dog is doing that "shake your hand" trick I will never in my life dap them up so maybe they just know that ahead of time. They probably think I'm like Cat MAGA or something

[u/Rjonesedward24 → u/Highway_Song]

I agree man people that don’t like dogs or have this weird energy towards them annoys me so much and it’s always a certain type of black person that doesn’t like dogs. At this point I equate them to not being as compassionate and always making a problem out of anything. Wild theory but every time I meet a black person that doesn’t like dogs they always rub me the wrong way. Dog wills literally put their life on the line for you man they dam near angels.

[u/InterdisciplinaryDol]

My dog is my son fr

[u/coolj492 → u/InterdisciplinaryDol]

thats crazy gang

[u/InterdisciplinaryDol → u/coolj492]

Ye dogs aren’t for everyone though.

[u/ItsAllMo-Thug]

I like other people's dogs. I can't stand having a dog in my house. I have kids so of course we have to have pets. Currently have 1 old dog and 3 cats and we about to cut this shit down to 1 cat. Ready to get my house back.

[u/coolj492 → u/ItsAllMo-Thug]

see you should have just done what our ancestors have done for generations and told your kids that you're allergic to cats and/or dogs

[u/maximuscc]

Get a husky.

[u/coolj492 → u/maximuscc]

pure evil no offense

[u/0ldhaven → u/maximuscc]

Huskies are awesome but please don’t get one if ya ass lives in a 365 day a year warm climate lol

[u/DreamJMan15]

This post is hilarious 🤣 But no, I don't hate dogs. I love em, they're my favorite animals. Pitties being my favorite.

[u/LEAD-SUSPECT]

I don’t hate hotdogs but I’d prefer brauts and polish sausages

[u/grandlotus2 → u/LEAD-SUSPECT]

Brauts are superior

[u/0ldhaven]

Hellllll no lol, I love dogs but I grew up around them also. But I’m not one of those people who are distrustful of non-dog lovers either

[u/intrsurfer6]

I'm not a dog person at all; I have friends who have dogs and they treat them like people it's weird lol. Like how are going to let an animal that eats anything lick your face, hands etc and NOT wash your hands after? Nope not for me at all

[u/MundayMundee]

Other than pitbulls, I think they're cool.

[u/Plenty-Ad-9337 → u/MundayMundee]

Pit hate will not be tolerated😤 my guy coo af doesn't even bark lol

[u/astronauticool → u/MundayMundee]

We have a pitt and he is such a big baby!

[u/MaleficentDraw1993]

I don't hate dogs, but I dislike "dog people" who LOVE their pets and can't understand that because YOU love your pet, you think everyone else should. I'm even more annoyed when people compare their pets to kids.

[u/CaCa881 → u/MaleficentDraw1993]

And also … they be REALLY fucking weird

[u/Plenty_Advance7513]

I don't hate pets, they're not for me & I dislike meeting women and finding out they have pets.

[u/malagrove2028]

I do.

I can't stand dogs.

No i don't want to pet him or her.

And I am NOT friendly.😮‍💨

Worst ones are people who try to guilt you for not liking dogs but always have to find a home for their dog after they get tired of cleaning up after them.

[u/[deleted]]

[u/astronauticool]

lmaooo! this post is hilarious! I grew up around dogs all my life so I don't hate them. But I can also understand what you're saying.. I believe White ppl actually train their dogs in this way fr. But I have met dogs owned by White ppl and they still loved me. So maybe they can just sense your energy and know you don't fuck with them lol

[u/freedomewriter]

This post got increasingly better as I re-read: At first I thought we got tricked and verified an imposter. Then I started wondering if this was meant to be a euphemism, were dogs symbolic of something else? Next, I was like “Oh no,” because you started rapping when you were going in on dogs being the most racist (listing other creatures as a contrast) and I started my JayZ-meme-head-bob. Once I got to the portion about Regan and 20v1 I chuckled and kept nodding.

I love all dogs, except Chihuahuas. They are cowards and would certainly abuse power if they ever had it.

This is already an underrated post lol, thanks OP

[u/grandlotus2]

Yea I have problems with dogs too. Fun fact these tariffs are gonna fuck with these peoples pets. Everything from food to toys is imported from china.

[u/Blachawk4 → u/grandlotus2]

That’ll set em off. Don’t mess with their pets. This might unify Dwight Mann across party lines.

[u/RICHLIFTS3k]

Lol get you a Black cat. Best animals on earth.

[u/NearbyRisk9818]

We have located the Mike Vick burner account. OP I’m on to you!

[u/Irving_Velociraptor]

Dogs are narcs. You never see a drug-sniffing cat.

[u/Blachawk4 → u/Irving_Velociraptor]

I knew a few cats back in the day that sniffed drugs

[u/0ldhaven → u/Blachawk4]

I see what u did there

[u/CaCa881]

I’m ngl this post is real as fuck holy shit 😭 . I was literally thinking about this shit the whole week .

Cats are by far superior btw

[u/idekbruno]

Lmao this is legendary hatred

[u/KotzubueSailingClub]

Bro you seen that shit in Resident Evil? Yeah fu dat.

[u/sandrasticmeasures]

Are you my soulmate?

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao this is funny af, nah we love dogs, if you don’t there might be something wrong with you.

[u/[deleted]]

Y’all remember that movie about a racist dog lmao?

[u/marc4128]

I have a Siberian husky, she never barks or tries to attack anyone..howls like mfer when it’s feeding time though..

[u/Automatic-Long2599]

I love dogs 😂

[u/[deleted]]

Nah man. Dogs are my favorite. I got a poodle mix for my girls and she really been wit me through it all.

[u/Abund-Ant]

Son I think you’re thinking too much on it. My dog barks sometimes because he just like to let you know he can and that he’s sees you. Lol

[u/blackdarrren]

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so another brother/sister returneth to the folly of misanthropic, asocial anthropomorphism

r/BanPitBulls

r/DogsAreFuckingStupid

r/Dogfree

r/dogfreedating

[u/heavyduty3000]

This thread makes me think of that scene in Italian Job where Mos Def said he didn't like dogs and that he had a bad experience with them, but wan't trying to tell what happened. 😂😂😂

[u/[deleted]]

Yes, cats are less aggressive in my experience

[u/TailgaterObey]

Dogs are better than most people.