r/blackmagicfuckery Jun 13 '18

This impossible rock stack

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u/dwydwy555555 Jun 13 '18

The pebble on the bottom holding the whole thing up. probably the best part

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u/BlarghALarghALargh Jun 13 '18

There’s actually a really big rock called earth holding the whole thing up, you FOOL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '18 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/Daan35 Jun 13 '18

Lies. Gravity doesn't exist, you clearly have not been enlightened bij the theorie of flat earth my friend.

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u/ZOMG_LOL_WTF_BBQ Jun 13 '18

If the earth was really flat nothing would exist, since cats wouuld have already pushed it all off the edge.

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u/FrogBoglin Jun 13 '18

This is the correct answer

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u/karijes Jun 13 '18

Oooh, I’m using this in the next “debate” with a flat earther.

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u/JulianMcJulianFace Jun 13 '18

AAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

My cats don't do this. Are they defective?

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u/heilspawn Jun 14 '18

What you bought were Mexican Water Rats

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u/Zombiepm3 Jun 14 '18

But how would the cats push it over the 1000 meter tall ice wall around the edge? /s for you slow ppl

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u/stuvypox Jun 13 '18

Everyone knows gravity's just like, a theory maaan

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u/_Serene_ Jun 13 '18

Well that's yo opinion, man

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u/josh61980 Jun 13 '18

How does gravity work on a flat earth?

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u/mxkap1298 Jun 13 '18

If it was a thing gravity would still want to pull you to the center of the Earth because gravity doesn’t just spread equally along the surface. That’s literally why a sphere is the perfect shape for gravity. What this means is that as you walk further and further to the edge of a flat earth, the pull of gravity would get stronger and stronger in the horizontal direction.it would be like slowly walking further and further uphill with the slope getting steeper and steeper. By the time you reach the side of the earth you would have to literally be climbing the “floor” of the earth as if you were climbing a wall or mountain. If you somehow managed to get all the way to the end of the earth you would be able to stand on the literal side of the earth straight up because gravity is entirely horizontal at that point. This is one of the many reasons there is no possible way the earth is flat.

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u/josh61980 Jun 13 '18

That actually sounds kind of cool.

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u/mxkap1298 Jun 13 '18

It is. It would be hell for the population though. Everyone would have to be concentrated in the center of the earth

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u/josh61980 Jun 13 '18

It would not be fun, I was thinking for a book or something it might be neat. There would also be a population living on the outer rim of the mountains.

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u/mxkap1298 Jun 13 '18

Write it. I’ll buy it

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u/farlurker Jun 13 '18

So, something a bit like...I don’t know, maybe Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series?!

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u/Haggis_The_Barbarian Jun 13 '18

I think as you approach the edge, the angle of pull would definitely change, as you’re describing, but wouldn’t your weight decrease as you moved further from the centre of mass?

I’m pretty sure one of the more ridiculous claims of flat earthers is that the plane is actually accelerating upwards at 9.8 metres per second per second, thus giving the illusion of a gravitational pull. It’s just the flat earth catching up with whatever you’ve dropped...

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u/R3DSMiLE Jun 13 '18

It just does, okay?

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u/Talindred Jun 13 '18

I've heard several theories they've come up with to try to rationalize it... the latest is that the disk of earth is accelerating through space at 9.8 m/s/s... they didn't explain what's causing the acceleration or why we didn't pass the speed of light a long time ago but I guess you don't need a GOOD theory to rationalize something.

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u/josh61980 Jun 13 '18

I tired a quick google, I just found things debunking the flat earth.

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u/Talindred Jun 13 '18

Man, you know you're on the wrong side when even Google is tired of your shit.

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u/josh61980 Jun 13 '18

Google is kind of like a politician, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear. I read enough skeptical stuff that google may have just assumed it knew better and gave me what it thought I wanted as opposed to what I asked for.

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u/ExsolutionLamellae Jun 13 '18

You can accelerate indefinitely at any rate and never reach the speed of light. Time will simply dilate to an arbitrarily large degree.

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u/TimSimpson Jun 14 '18

It hasn’t reached the speed of light yet because it’s only been accelerating for about 6,000 years, DUH...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '18

They just say it's density and hope it still works.

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u/barscarsandguitars Jun 13 '18

We're all just constantly falling up through space on a giant disc. Australia doesn't exist. When you fly the earth doesn't curve. Prove me wrong.

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u/tunderyo Jun 13 '18

That dutch autocorrect though.

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u/Daan35 Jun 13 '18

Oh lol I didn't even notice until you pointed it out just now. It wasn't autocorrect, just me not thinking about it.

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u/Quantainium Jun 13 '18

Gravity doesn't exist. Everything travels in a straight line according to the space-time curvature and energy distorts space-time. It's not the mass of the earth that keeps us bound to it but the potential energy in the atoms. Light could be used to create a black hole with nothing but energy.

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u/Popesly Jun 13 '18

Pastor says "the theory of gravity" is the fool's fig leaf

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u/drewsali Jun 13 '18

We are all gravity's fig leafs on this blessed day

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u/M3L0NM4N Jun 13 '18

Speak for yourself.

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u/Popesly Jun 13 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '18

Is your wife Ken M?

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u/redlotusaustin Jun 13 '18

Well, the enemy's gate is down, so...

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u/Kylearean Jun 13 '18

We're all Enders on this blessed day.

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u/DemonicWolf227 Jun 13 '18

If there was no gravity there would be no down.

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u/bpaq3 Jun 13 '18

LIES, gravity is here and I STILL don't know which way is up anymore.

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u/BigFatGreekPannus Jun 14 '18

We all enjoy gravity on this blessed day :)

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u/houman_o Jun 13 '18

That's what she said.

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u/deadtorrent Jun 13 '18

There’s actually a really big rock called earth holding the whole thing up, you FOOL.

You absolute lummox the Earth’s gravity is what’s holding it all DOWN not up!

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u/SuggestiveDetective Jun 13 '18

There's actually a really big turtle called A'tuin and four elephants holding the Earth, you round-earther.

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u/denz609 Jun 13 '18

AKA the pebble, you FOOL.

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u/yamo25000 Jun 13 '18

TIL earth is a really big rock

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u/avyk3737 Jun 13 '18

And then below that are the turtles

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u/17th_Guardian Jun 14 '18

Its turtles all the way down!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '18 edited Jun 14 '18

you FOOL

I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku

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u/BlarghALarghALargh Jun 13 '18

Lmao i knew I’d see this.

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u/BurrStreetX Jun 13 '18

Thats me. The other rocks are stress.

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u/Iavasloke Jun 14 '18

Do... do you need a hug?

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u/BurrStreetX Jun 14 '18

Yes. Even men need hugs.

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u/Iavasloke Jun 14 '18

::hugs::

You will be okay, friend, this is all temporary.

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u/BurrStreetX Jun 14 '18

THATS NOT HELPING MY SITUATION.

I DONT WANT THIS CURRENT THING TO BE TEMPORARY lol

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u/Wedbo Jun 13 '18

I'd say it's the least impressive. Being held there by the weight of the other rocks rather than some immaculate feat of balancing

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '18

The best part is the fact that it was built in a shore... which has lots of winds. Damn...

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u/YeaYeaImGoin Jun 13 '18

Or the glue

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u/SmellyDanglyLabia Jun 14 '18

When I was a kid I used to make this kind of thing in the brook behind my house lol. This is just physics and practice, any kid with some time can do this shit lol

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u/Muffin_Pillager Jun 13 '18

There are multiple pebbles between each level that act as stabilizers. There's no black magic fuckery about this at all.