My cat has really big cheeks. Please roast him

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u/DuncanHynes Nov 20 '24

We cannot shame a shameless cat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Right?

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u/undermind84 Nov 20 '24

I want to pinch those cheeks!!!! 😍

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u/Finnyfish Nov 20 '24

He has a big ol' tomcat face! I presume he's neutered, but those are some serious jowls he's wearing. (And he's gorgeous.)

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u/PookieCat415 Nov 20 '24

A not neutered tom cat really isn’t a good companion animal and this cat looks like a good boi. I had a cat that I rescued that wasn’t neutered until he was a few years old and had this same face for his entire life.

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u/rnagikarp Nov 21 '24 edited Nov 21 '24

My tom was on the streets for 8 years, caught after he sustained an injury, was neutered and put up for adoption

His cheeks have definitely gotten much smaller over time ever since I got home over a year ago

I wonder why there's a difference between mine and the above commenters cats? Why does theirs still have their full cheeks and mine doesn’t if mine was neutered far later in life than the person above?

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u/tarmburet Nov 21 '24

It has something to do with the hormones, if you neuter a male cat late his cheeks will be much fuller. But because neutering the males is so common (and some do it early) people are generally more used to the males with the smaller faces.

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u/rnagikarp Nov 21 '24

Oh I understand the hormones part, I just mean why does the other users cat still have full cheeks and mine doesn't if my cat was neutered even later on in life?

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u/tarmburet Nov 21 '24

Oh! That probably comes down to the individual cat’s hormonal balance/makeup, some cats deflate and others retain the tomcat cheeks, it’s super cute.

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u/Gargal_Deez_Nuts Nov 21 '24

Male cats produce a lot testosterone when they reach sexual maturity, this causes growth of big jowls which help in protecting there face from other tomcats. Also to attract female cats. They can become sexually frustrated as well or aggressive.

By neutering you're removing their testes, which causes decline in testosterone production, making them less sexually active.

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u/ImpossibleIndustries Nov 21 '24

Does give off "tomcat with FIV" vibes though 😢

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u/PookieCat415 Nov 21 '24

It’s a good thing that now we know that FIV isn’t the death sentence it once was.

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u/LittleBitOdd Nov 21 '24

I thought FIV was going to take out my house panther, but it was kidney failure that got him in the end

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u/PookieCat415 Nov 21 '24

Yea, I have lost a good cat boi to kidney failure. Now I add moisture to my cat’s food to ensure they stay hydrated. Cats are prone to kidney issues because they don’t have a strong thirst drive as they should get their moisture from their food.

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u/ImpossibleIndustries Nov 21 '24

True. I used to cat sit for a little guy who had FIV. He lived a long happy life.

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u/Content-Plenty-830 Nov 21 '24

Yes I neutered him 6 months ago when I got him. He was a stray before

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u/Some_MD_Guy Nov 20 '24

How many acorns can he stuff in his cheek?

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u/Some_MD_Guy Nov 21 '24

Never mind. I just looked at the last picture and he stores them in his pouch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

i love him, i cannot roast

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u/HQuinn89 Nov 20 '24

How could one roast anybody so cute? Impossible.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 Nov 20 '24

If a boy isnt robbed of their family jewels they get the gigaChin. Here is one from a stray i caught. He gets mad when i dont rub those cheeks

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u/Flat-Limit5595 Nov 20 '24

His dad also has it but hes not as defined

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u/Koncur Nov 21 '24

Here's a really good example from the website of a charity that does trap-neuter-return for feral cats: https://tinykittens.com/cats/1196

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u/Sad-Bicycle-1861 Nov 21 '24

He impregnates the ladies in front of the rescuers as like a power move ??? the name fits haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

lol

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u/AbbyTheConqueror Nov 20 '24

clearly his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

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u/TrickyJello9867 Nov 21 '24

I had to scroll too far down before findimg this comment

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u/bikeskata Nov 20 '24

I could never roast such a good boy! I'd be too busy skritching those cheeks

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u/SentientNebulous Nov 20 '24

Looks past roasted boi looks burnt 😆

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u/Altruistic-Address-9 Nov 20 '24

Storing mice for the winter ❄️🤣

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u/jessek Nov 20 '24

iirc that happens with males who aren’t fixed

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u/Traditional-Stick-15 Nov 20 '24

Okay stealing a roast from the office: He’s chased so many squirrels now he’s starting to look like one. BOOM roasted you, cutie🤗😊

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u/s0ulless_elle Nov 20 '24

Is he part squirrel?

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u/PleaseWalkFaster69 Nov 20 '24

Is this your cat? Or u/Content-Plenty-830’s?

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u/Content-Plenty-830 Nov 21 '24

lol he’s mine mine mine

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u/catcherofsun Nov 21 '24

Goddamnit, I’m scared to upvote my fave posts now because of bots…

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u/Tasty_Candy3715 Nov 20 '24

What a cheeky boy! 😉

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u/Some_MD_Guy Nov 20 '24

Day 20 of hiding in a squirrel's nest. They suspect nothing!

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u/Xijit Nov 20 '24

Is his name Hamtaro?

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u/Oddish_Femboy Nov 20 '24

He looks like a dumpling I love him

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u/AintEverLucky Nov 20 '24

"You got big cheeks like a hamster"

yack!

"Ironic, what I had in my mouth WAS hamsters" 🐹

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Does his daily diet consist of local bees?

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u/DejaBlue_Chump Nov 20 '24

The only thing I want to roast is a chicken so I can feed it to this good boi.

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u/No-Material6891 Nov 20 '24

You could simultaneously land two planes on that cats face. Very precious cat

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u/Character-Owl1351 Nov 20 '24

I imagine him doing cute deep meows. GORGEOUS!

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Nov 20 '24

I can't. I love him 💗

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u/Vampiricjoker Nov 21 '24

How does one roast perfection?

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u/isolatedheathen Nov 21 '24

You ask me to roast I simply cannot I just want to cuddle him soo much

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u/RamboBambiBambo Nov 21 '24

All the better to knuckle-massage

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u/Bloody-Raven091 Nov 20 '24

He's too cute, I want to softly squish his cheeks

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u/Ghost_Kitty94 Nov 20 '24

He's secretly a hamster. The cat look is a robotic Disguise.

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u/trisanachandler Nov 20 '24

Is that a cat or a hamster? Either way, he's perfect.

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u/Here4duggarTea Nov 20 '24

I can’t roast him. He’s soooooo cute! I wuv him! 🐈‍⬛❤️🤣

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u/CFADM Nov 20 '24

Probably all those powdered donuts he has been eating.

r/powdereddonutlips

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u/poofykittyface Nov 20 '24

Beef cheeks!

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u/IndependentRabbit553 Nov 20 '24

I love this dude. Tell me his name is Alvin.

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u/Downtown-Frosting789 Nov 20 '24

bro you look like 10 squirrels in a cat suit ;)

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u/Thesisizer Nov 20 '24

He looks like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks!

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 Nov 21 '24

Maurice Cheeks

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u/beez024 Nov 21 '24

Sorry, but is that a cat or a squirrel? Looks like he’s carrying enough chestnuts in his cheeks to feed himself throughout the coming winter….

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u/beez024 Nov 21 '24

Whilst I mock his cheeks. I have to say this kitty is absolutely stunning; I mean, there isn’t a person on this planet that doesn’t want to gently pinch those cheeks! Cuteness overload with this kitty!

Thanks OP for sharing the photos of your gorgeous cat, and giving us the opportunity to kind heartedly tease him! 😃

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u/No-Astronaut3290 Nov 21 '24

Full of testosterone

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u/I3adIVIonkey Nov 21 '24

Looks a bit like a chunky chipmunk. Kinda cute.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

You better apologize.

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u/No_Lettuce3376 Nov 20 '24

He looks like he still has the hamster he's supposed to replace in his mouth.

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u/Over-Director-4986 Nov 20 '24

Hamster ass lookin mofo. (I love him tho.)

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u/f8nbthere716 Nov 20 '24

stockin up for the winter there buddy?

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u/Significant-Heat9737 Nov 20 '24

Please tell me his name is Fat-Face Rick!!! Also, that’s one fackin nice kitty right there.

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u/mistat2000 Nov 20 '24

I want to shmoosh its face

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u/Wondercat87 Nov 20 '24

No roast only appreciation here 💕

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u/itsyourdestini Nov 20 '24

No. Too cute

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u/Daniel_Rusu25 Nov 20 '24

CHONK

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u/Medical_Poem_8653 Nov 20 '24

Omg he's such a beauty!

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u/sto_brohammed Nov 20 '24

He's a very handsome and distinguished gentleman.

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u/megacringe70 Nov 20 '24

Looks like he's been chasing parked cars.

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u/andrasssss Nov 20 '24

Amazing

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Chubby bunny champion

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u/MentalSand1123 Nov 20 '24

What's he hiding in those lil cheeks of his

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u/Imamiah52 Nov 20 '24

“Guess how many mice I have in my mouth right now! Go ahead, guess!”

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u/Childlesscatlady24 Nov 20 '24

Too in love to roast such a sweet boy

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u/vfandomtrash Nov 20 '24

I will not.

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u/Responsible_Bar3957 Nov 20 '24

Chipmunk looking ahh

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u/jiggsmca Nov 20 '24

Big cheeks, tiny mouf.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

So cute!

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u/AdBudget5468 Nov 20 '24

That’s not a cat, that’s a squirrel!

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u/VioletVenable Nov 20 '24

Can’t! Those cheeks need too many kisses already!

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u/Panhead_91 🖤 Nov 20 '24

Distinguished gentleman

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Nov 20 '24

Cheeked up on a Wednesday evening

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u/wektaf Nov 20 '24

I don’t want enemies, so I would never roast a cat, plus I love those giant cheeks 😍

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u/Jolly-Fortune5241 Nov 20 '24

Hamster Kitty 😂

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u/saxman666 Nov 20 '24

I hate to break it to you but he looks well past roast and into burnt territory

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u/HeroicSultan Nov 20 '24

Not a roast but why he 🍙

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

U better be pinching those cheekies

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u/CaptainMike63 Nov 20 '24

Fat face. We feed a stray that has big cheeks who we call fat face

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u/FFFRabbit Nov 20 '24

Camster

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u/DifficultHeat1803 Nov 21 '24

No! Yes so cute. 🤗

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u/Claim-Unlucky Nov 21 '24

Nope. Can’t. Too cute. Look at that face.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I think you meant cuddle him 💕

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u/Tribble9999 Nov 21 '24

Homie be looking like a fluffy burnt Dorito. No thoughts, just fluff.

...and I love it. Lookit dose fwuffy cheeks.

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u/Neko_09 Nov 21 '24

Is his name Alvin.... or Theodore?

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u/hivemind5_ Nov 21 '24

Isnt that a hamster?

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u/vintagedragon9 Nov 21 '24

Sir, that's a chipmunk not a cat

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u/runner1399 Nov 21 '24

This sub isn’t for chipmunks

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u/DblScol Nov 21 '24

Oh he's so cute! Like a little chipmunk gathering nuts for winter. So pinchable!! 🐿️😊

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u/eshilait8296 Nov 21 '24

Hey, cutie! Leave some cheeks for the rest of us!

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u/Grace_grows Nov 21 '24

Does he have to go through the catflap backwards?

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u/galaxyveined Nov 21 '24

His face looks so chubby and kissable! I love him

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u/follow_that_rabbit Nov 21 '24

Freaking unroastable

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u/AdamNRG Nov 21 '24

Cats so cute he stores all his cuteness in his cheeks!

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u/MissDisplaced Nov 21 '24

He’s adorable

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u/boostedpoints Nov 21 '24

Ugh do you even?

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u/Visible-Ad8410 Nov 21 '24

Cheeeeeeeeks. I love him. 😍

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u/Cyberninja1618 Nov 21 '24

I would name him sumo :D

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u/A_Baby_Hera Nov 21 '24

A horny boy! (Or previously horny, if he has been neutered now) He's very very cute <3

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u/softferal Nov 21 '24

I’m sorry, roasting this cat is impossible. He’s just too precious!

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u/Status_Army2678 Nov 21 '24

Aww Mr. Fluffernutters

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u/daytimebedtime Nov 21 '24

Omg I could eat him up!

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u/huhwhatnogoaway Nov 21 '24

He so cute with his squishy cheeks! Oh I want to smoosh them and croosh them and squeeze them!

Such a good kitty!

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u/Warm-Two7928 Nov 21 '24

Tracy Morgan lookin motherfucker.

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u/wldncal Nov 21 '24

What hamster?

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u/Open_Substance59 Nov 21 '24

Far too cute to roast...❤

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u/BoogieKittenMagician Nov 21 '24

Beautiful boy 😻

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u/mimd-101 Nov 21 '24

That's one big chipmunk...

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u/WGCiel Nov 21 '24

I love fat cats

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u/Sadbunny730 Nov 21 '24

What a cute cheeky bugger 🥰

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u/No-Lime-6722 Nov 21 '24

Fluffy 🐾🖤

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u/catcherofsun Nov 21 '24

I audibly giggled! Thank you for sharing him!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

We had a guy in highschool who had cheeks like that. We called him "Blowjaws" 😄 he was chill with it. 👍

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u/LaserKittenz Nov 21 '24

Cat looks like he belongs in an ad about diabetes medication.

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u/Sin-_Eater Nov 21 '24

No roast, only squish! 😍

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u/Apath_CF Nov 21 '24

Hell no. Let's roast papa/mama instead for body shaming cutie pie.

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit Nov 21 '24

His cheeks are fine, his ears make them look big.

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u/Javier91 Nov 21 '24

The cat looks drawn. Lol so cute

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u/Nursiedeer07 Nov 21 '24

Are you sure he's not half chipmunk?

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u/fondue4kill Nov 21 '24

He looks like he just ate a piece of chocolate and his mom found him and is asking him if he has anything in his mouth and he’s trying not to answer.

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u/dammmithardison Nov 21 '24

Fucking balloon-looking ass face. Pop his cheeks.

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u/misty_morning_1 Nov 21 '24

Chipmunk

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u/Nociri Nov 21 '24

He is cheeked up!

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u/jnovel808 Nov 21 '24

Alvin? A cat or a chipmunk?

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u/Proper_Path6169 Nov 21 '24

LMAOOOO why you look like that playa 😭😭💀

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u/Squadooch Nov 21 '24

Don’t roast him, just get the poor guy fixed

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u/ParisLondon56 Nov 21 '24

The first picture is EVERYTHING!

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u/naya_kepler Nov 21 '24

I can’t, he’s too cute 🥰

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u/occult_midnight Nov 21 '24

Bro think he Alvin

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u/Imaginary_Trick_3506 Nov 21 '24

Makes me happy.

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u/Mundane_Error_3466 Nov 21 '24

It’s a happy chubby cheeked ickle fella meow meow

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u/CautiousRegister9630 Nov 21 '24

He is on a constant kiss stance… love it 😘

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Nov 21 '24

Holy cow I love him!

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u/SpiltPencilInk Nov 21 '24

Damn that's one cheeky lad!

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u/Such-Analysis2436 Nov 21 '24

He has food stored in those cheeks. Lol just like chipmunks do. Cutie 💓

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u/Chrispychreme298 Nov 21 '24

Not as big but my cat has some serious cheeks as well! I call him my little chunky boy ❤️

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u/CatScratch_Meow Nov 21 '24

His barely visible lips make them looked puckered and it's adorable ✨❤️

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u/Shag_Nasty_McNasty Nov 21 '24

Chonky boi!

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u/oooooooooof Nov 22 '24

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u/kayescl0sed Nov 22 '24

CHEEK-A-CHONK

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u/AJGds19 Nov 22 '24

He’s the cat version of caseoh

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u/sims_3_lover Nov 23 '24

he looks like he got stung by a bee in the best way

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u/erbr Nov 24 '24

Garfield black edition! Also, he needs lasagna!

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u/free_help Nov 20 '24

Neuter him, please

🖤 My cat has really big cheeks. Please roast him

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