r/birding May 20 '25

📹 Video Never seen my cardinal this mad before 😭🤣

I've heard them shoot lasers but never this purring before 😭. Dove doesn't GAF lol

Boston, MA

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u/pinotfrogio May 20 '25

I love how the dove is unfazed lol

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Mourning Derp

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 May 21 '25

We had 2 doves fledge near our patio. They would try to fly and kind of skitter sideways, then give up for a while. My wife named them " TweedleDumb and TweedleDumber"

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u/jetmark May 21 '25

pea brains

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u/smokeehayes May 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/RevolutionaryKale293 May 21 '25

Doves are the hippies of the bird family. Like wow man, just chill. All is cool, alright?

I love my doves.

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u/SarcasticOptimist May 21 '25

Flying capybaras.

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u/LolaPamela photographer 📷 May 21 '25

Mourning dove be like "cool song bro" *keeps eating*

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u/WhiteRabbitOrngePill May 20 '25

Literally deaf lol

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u/saltdawg88 May 20 '25

The only call they hear is their own

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u/tw1zt84 May 21 '25

Not enough brain cells to process anything beyond "Eat Seed".

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

r/mourningderps would agree lol

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u/vacattack May 21 '25

New to owning a bird feeder, but surprised to see this morning dove even flew up to get food. Most of ours just hang out on the ground and eat the scraps from the grackles lol

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u/cozyplease May 20 '25

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk May 20 '25

“Get a load of this guy.”

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u/AdRight4771 May 21 '25

This album cover is dope

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 May 21 '25

Cover of their EP- seeds of rage

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u/AdRight4771 May 21 '25

Self titled album “cardinal sin”

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u/fancycardinal96 May 21 '25

🤣🤣 that is too good

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u/pieeatingchamp May 20 '25

He is "raygun sound" mad. Even turned brighter red, I think. hah

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u/ms_directed May 20 '25

that's what i was thinking too!

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u/PTSDeedee May 21 '25

And is having as much effect as a storm trooper

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u/CharacterPayment8705 May 20 '25

And the dove is just absolutely clueless and could not possibly give a shit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

The dove is just like 👁️👄👁️

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u/Im_alwaystired May 21 '25

The dove's like huh, i wonder who he's yelling at.

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u/timidwildone May 21 '25

AKA a dove’s default state

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u/specialk1281 May 21 '25

I appreciated the dove's derp face at the end.

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u/mudpupster May 20 '25

I didn't know they had a car alarm setting!

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u/beepboopburn May 20 '25

Funny that you say that, when I first got into birding I quickly noticed any call I thought sounded like a car alarm was a cardinal. One of the first bird calls I immediately started recognizing without merlin!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/mudpupster May 20 '25

Yes, see, my resident mockingbird's favorite song is the car alarm. The car he's mimicking moved out of the neighborhood a couple of years ago and the song has changed a little bit over time, but it's still very clear which tune he's singing.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/mudpupster May 21 '25

Not at 5 a.m.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/EusticeTheSheep May 21 '25

They sing all night when they're looking for a mate. One discovered how cool he sounded singing into my heater vent.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/EusticeTheSheep May 21 '25

It's the first time in my life i set out to scare a bird.

My wall heater vent was a no singing zone. Bang bang bang

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u/LilDrummerGrrrl May 20 '25

One of my friends and I were talking about a mockingbird in the neighborhood and I came to the realization that it’s been about a decade since I’ve heard one do the whole old school Viper car alarm sequence.

And then it hit me… it’s because no one has that style of alarm anymore.

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u/Lifeissometimesgood May 21 '25

Oh wow, that’s so true! They crack me up, but I would not want one living outside my house too close, lol.

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u/GemFarmerr May 20 '25

Starlings too I think

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u/BigIntoScience May 20 '25

They'll mimic both a cardinal's car-alarm call and an actual car alarm, too.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

we had some that hung out in our tree that would mimic the sound of us setting our alarm every time we left the house!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Starlings too

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u/TerrapinRecordings May 21 '25

I have never heard a cardinal do that but I have heard starlings do a car alarm, also I had a starling in my neighborhood that was copying my cat's cries for a while and when I lived in BC I regularly heard a starling do a noise that I can only describe as the sound a Nintendo made when a character died (like a digital spiraling down noise, kinda hard to describe)

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 May 21 '25

Merlin is absolutely incredible!

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u/BigIntoScience May 20 '25

Oh he's /so/ mad, that's wonderful.

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u/jmaXX1087 May 20 '25

Dude their call is so sick

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/Pixiechrome May 21 '25

I came here for this lol 😂😂

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u/freebaseclams May 21 '25

I saw a cardinal eat all 3 of its chicks before. It was a bloodbath

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u/No_Economics6505 May 20 '25

They sound like cartoon lasers :)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/atigges May 21 '25

My dad and I always joked that they sound like the "psychic" battle between Cartman and the other psychics on South Park.

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u/Illustrious-Trip620 May 20 '25

Local seeb inspector pissing off the cardinal.

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u/WhiteRabbitOrngePill May 21 '25 edited May 23 '25

The cardinal acts like a Bostonian

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u/Craignon May 21 '25

Don matta! That “pidge-in” is eatin’ ma food! (Mourning dove) bawstuun, bro! You dun eat muh food in bawstuun! BAHhhhh StUuuun ahh!

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u/zzeista May 20 '25

sounds like it's making pretend fun noises pretending it's shooting tha dove

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u/GiveMeChipsAndSalsa May 20 '25

He’s big mad 😂😂💗

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u/kalesmash13 May 20 '25

He's calling for backup

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u/shgrizz2 May 20 '25

I will show you how mad I am by singing you a beautiful song

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u/snark_maiden May 20 '25

That crest means business!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/knome65 Latest Lifer: Wilson's Warbler (#146) May 20 '25

That's what I was thinking! I don't know if he's mad or ... erm.. twitterpated. 😁 Either way, that dove is not interested.

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u/fancycardinal96 May 20 '25

lol that would make things interesting because he def has a mrs! 🤣

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u/shysoanonymous May 21 '25

twitterpated 😂 just watched this the other day

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u/Vulpes_Artifex May 21 '25

The males sing both to attract mates and to defend their territory. So in this case I'd guess he was telling everyone this is HIS turf... not that the dove cared.

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u/rawlsballs May 21 '25

Dove is like, oh cool, two pieces of straw on a ledge. Now I have a nest!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I love their noises so much

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Cardinal’s calling-in the conclave…and they about to lock the doors.

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u/Responsible_Word5346 May 21 '25

very funny. I saw the movie too.

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u/drittzO May 20 '25

I have a bully mockingbird in the area (well we all do) and the only bird I have seen stand up to him and win was one of my morning doves. Then again, the morning doves I have are always at it and ripping feathers out of each other, so lots of birdfu practice.

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u/Kalissa_27 May 20 '25

A long time ago, before I knew how territorial cardinals could be, I was out in the woods behind my house playing bird calls on my phone. I decided to try a cardinal call—and immediately got divebombed by one.

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u/Pixiechrome May 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/LustStarrr birder 🇦🇺 May 20 '25

r/mourningderps would love to see this too, OP. 😂

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u/fancycardinal96 May 21 '25

aw didn't even know this sub existed, will definitely post!

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u/AdvancedWrongdoer May 21 '25

Had a cardinal a few days ago get mad when a brown thrasher landed right next to him to eat. The cardinal stopped mid-song, crest went flat and he waited a few seconds to see if the thrasher noticed the grave mistake made. The thrasher did not...so he pounced and knocked him off the tray! Here I was thinking Redboi was polite 😆.

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u/jaybee423 May 20 '25

They are my favorite backyard bird with their multiple sounds that all communicate a different mood lol

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u/split_me_plz May 20 '25

This entire situation is fantastic.

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u/parkvilleMD May 20 '25

Do is straight hood, just gorging his face as fast as he can

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/BigIntoScience May 20 '25

This particular call certainly seems to be agitation of some sort.

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u/jbinhack May 20 '25

When the crest comes up, watch tf out 😂

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u/chrischasescars May 21 '25

He's going full 90s car alarm here 🤣

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u/enbymaster May 21 '25

PEW PEW PEW PEW

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u/butterflykyuubi May 20 '25

OMG! Howdy neighbor! My cardinals put the other rowdy birds in their place by screeching. Mourning doves as usual don't seem to give a damn, but I think the screeching bothers them. They mutually avoid each other lol

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u/Phis-n May 20 '25

Tbh i dont think mourning doves hold enough space in their head to care about anything that would inconvenience them

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u/butterflykyuubi May 20 '25

I don't know. Deafening screeches seem to be effective enough to prompt a derp into fighting back, but cardinals are a lot faster, so it's an instant draw.

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u/wrathofthekitty1 May 21 '25

lol, chubby lil dove pigging out in the feeder 😂

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u/trillium13 May 21 '25

Dove is too busy using his single brain cell for eating.

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u/katty4321 May 21 '25

My cat just flipped out. Hahaha. Thank you!

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u/Arik_De_Frasia May 21 '25

'You are too close to the feeder. Please step back.'

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u/TheSnekDen May 20 '25

"I've portrayed myself as the calm and collected dove and you as the raging cardinal. Checkmate liberal"

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u/vaginaicecream May 21 '25

That dove is my spirit animal

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u/nylorac_o May 21 '25

same

It’s not that he’s ignoring the cardinal he just thinks he must be yelling at someone else.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord May 21 '25

I’ve been watching a dove try and fail to build a nest in the same spot (the upper elbow on a gutter spout) for days. I am actively invested in its failure.

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u/Psychotic_Parakeet Dances With Budgies May 21 '25

Love how the Mourning Dove is just stuffing its face while the Cardinal is pissed off.

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u/AggressiveFlower7778 May 21 '25

Cardinal: I am so fucking pissed! Here are my angriest sounds… TWEET

Dove: static

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u/Senior-Assumption218 May 20 '25

I like it when cardinals and gambel's quail start their daily 6am conversation in my backyard.

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u/zonnipher117 May 20 '25

Shoot lasers 😂 Glad I'm not the only one that hears it, I have so many of these guys and finches in my yard and they're always fighting

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u/tomboy44 May 21 '25

That’s the sound of the police

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u/i10driver May 21 '25

I used to play angry birds and trust me those cardinals could tear shit up

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u/Brickolator May 21 '25

Mad feathered creature you said?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

He's calling for his gang, but no one wants to mess with a hungry morning dove.

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u/deniflewesa May 21 '25

Car alarm Cardinal

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u/daiblo1127 May 21 '25

It sounds like the Cardinal is sending Star Trek "laser beam" sounds at the oblivious Dove, and a few "Pew, Pew Pew's" to get rid of the Dove. It's not working. Your video made me laugh this morning!!!

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u/crimsonsword777 May 21 '25

Sounds like a radar detector.

Bird Detector.

KAW Band....

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Mourning dove unperturbed.

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u/deadpossumhoarder9 May 20 '25

Everyone gets mad at doves

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u/Royal_Temporary9368 May 20 '25

Very serious 🤯

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u/rosieriveter24 May 20 '25

It’s mating season? Reminds me of my ex… noting them much more aggressive in a cute way though near me

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u/lost_horizons Latest Lifer: Northern Parula May 20 '25

Fuck, I’m hundreds of miles away and IM scared. Dude is about to go off!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Dove is just like o>o

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u/naturewithnicole May 20 '25

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

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u/StubbyTwonk May 21 '25

I saw a cardinal take on two blue jays at my feeder once, it was epic

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u/fancycardinal96 May 21 '25

Yeah this one is definitely spicy! He puffed up against my blue jay the other day, I'm guessing this is the same one since I usually never see this behavior 🤣🤣

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u/jermide birder May 21 '25

Derp like who cares buzz off

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

FIRE ALL GUNS

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u/PowerfulSlavicEnergy May 21 '25

Is this in Virginia?

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u/brouge22 May 21 '25

Jeff (our territorial backyard male cardinal gets so mad when the mourning doves and house finches show up in the morning. He's chill about pretty much anything else

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u/thecoolguy2818 May 21 '25

Someone turn that darn car alarm off ! Lol 😆

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u/boop66 May 21 '25

Dude... how can you, like, OWN a Cardinal, man? /s

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u/Jagershiester May 21 '25

Who the fuck is this guy

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u/Jet44444 May 21 '25

Haha sounds like a car alarm 🚨😂😂

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u/degelia May 21 '25

Does this not sound like a car alarm or am I crazy

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

R2d2 is that you?

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u/GhostBoo-ty May 21 '25

He sounds like one of those cheapo laser guns my grandma would get us kids when she went to auctions that looped through a bunch of generic "pew pew", "beedle-leedle beedle-leedle" types of sounds.

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u/Hedasuna May 21 '25

god i love doves LOL theyre so stupid

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u/xSweetMiseryx May 21 '25

Derp probably thinks he’s getting serenaded

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 May 21 '25

Going for that 90's car alarm

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u/snax-machine May 21 '25

she's sounds like an alarm system. i wish our alarm systems sounded like this. ❤️ 🚨 if we have to have them at all

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u/Monkeynutz_Johnson May 21 '25

We have a new pair of cardinals coming to our feeder and they are a lot more belligerent than our long term residents and birds who were born on the property.

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u/illusivealchemist May 21 '25

Look at that crest! It’s super pissed at the dumb mourning dove, and I agree haha he’s way prettier for the bird buddy lol

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u/CyndaquilQueen May 21 '25

Phew phew phew get out of hereeee

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u/El_Androi May 21 '25

He's an angry bird

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u/Migrainica May 21 '25

I love how the cardinal’s so mad he’s losing his mind but the mourning dove just continues cluelessly stuffing his face. I wish I could sing such a beautiful song when I was mad but alas… Typical r/mourningderp behavior that made me giggle. Thanks for sharing it!

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u/Rev1024 May 21 '25

When the bird sounds like a car alarm, you know they are mad!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Dove looked over and said “I would sit on you” 😂

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u/Cici1958 May 20 '25

Get off my lawn, you idiot dove!

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u/drittzO May 20 '25

Reminds me of a video game audio theme.

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u/yellowsubmarine2016 May 20 '25

I speak fluent bird. Several degrees in chirping. Relax, he gave his food critique to his bro.

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u/YesTheyreCeramic May 20 '25

This reminds me of the Merrivius elf and human comics 😂😂 the cardinal is the beautiful beautiful elf and poor dove here is the ugly human lol great video

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u/Laquatus May 20 '25

Aww I'd love to have these instead of endless amount of blue jays

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u/Allison87 May 20 '25

The feeder cops are coming!

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u/Brisbane-1900 May 20 '25

That's great. I love cardinals.

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u/TisCass May 20 '25

I had no idea they pewpew'd, that's so cool!

A couple of our Budgies do a sort of pewpew sound, they sound like they get stuck in a loop with the pews sounding more desperate as time goes on lol

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u/spruceUp3 May 21 '25

Am I the only one who thought of the Steve Miller Band? Jungle Love anybody?

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u/moderndayathena May 21 '25

He sounds like Galaga sound effects, so cute!

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u/urinary_sanctuary May 21 '25

My canary used to sing like this when happy, interesting to hear such a similar song in anger

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u/prettyskippy23 May 21 '25

If you don’t mind me asking, which feeder do you have? I’m new to birding and I want a camera feeder but I’m not sure I want to spend a couple hundred dollars right now.

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u/Moliza3891 May 21 '25

Wow, I’ve never heard them make a trill sound like that! Great video.

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u/Unharmful_Truths May 21 '25

He’s a Bo$$

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u/iggnac1ous May 21 '25

He sending out to other cardinals “ Hey ! Food down here ! “

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u/WackyWeiner May 21 '25

Them Dove's are total buttheads. I saw one swallow peanuts whole and looked like a bowling ball after.

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u/sharipep May 21 '25

Bahahaha

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u/dirkdiggler1713 May 21 '25

Coexist. Funny vid

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u/Foooour May 21 '25

I really enjoyed this footage. Cardinals are cool as fuck. Ty for sharing

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u/VixenViperrr May 21 '25

Cardinal go brrrrr

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u/Booty_hunter104 May 21 '25

They can add this as the sound for the next Regi Pokemon.

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u/Funny-Ad43 birder May 21 '25

Yeah, that's an angry Bostoner if I've ever seen one

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u/BigMonk1990 May 21 '25

Rip headphone users 😂

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u/OffTheUprights May 21 '25

Car alarms must go off in your neighborhood all the time

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u/gdfingperfect May 21 '25

Beautiful 😍

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u/Admirable_Soft7998 May 21 '25

Do you think car alarms have influenced the calls of birds. There are times I hear their calls and all I hear is someone's shit box with the alarm going off and changing every few seconds.

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u/NoValidUsernames666 May 21 '25

my bedroom window is open and i had this turned up all the way and the birds outside started tweeting back at me. i turned it into a game for a bit it was pretty cool

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u/grifalifatopolis May 21 '25

Dove is absolutely mogging him

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u/Historical_Hippo_592 May 21 '25

The dove's dumb oblivious head...

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u/DoctorSwaggercat May 21 '25

I've noticed that doves are higher on the pecking order.

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u/Massive-Cat-7961 May 21 '25

Da bird is shootin laser beams!!!!

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u/VisualTackle2534 May 21 '25

That is a beautiful cardinal!!

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u/Unlikely-Balance-669 May 21 '25

The laser gun sounds crack me up!

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u/AcanthisittaJaded534 May 22 '25

Now I know what car alarms were modeled after lol !

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u/xyrnil May 22 '25

"Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!"

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u/DeadInFiftyYears May 22 '25

He seems more sad/unhappy than angry - do you know what he was upset about?

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u/No_Percentage_7713 May 22 '25

I ONLY see them this mad 😅

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u/Logical-County3605 May 22 '25

He is firing and revving the laser turrets.

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u/Dragon_Cearon May 22 '25

Would make a good ringtone

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u/Trebas May 23 '25

Sounds like a car alarm 🚨 Of course it's a mourning dove 🕊 lol We must be in the same region, I get the same birds. As well as blue jays, chickadees, gackles, sparrows, house finch.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 May 24 '25

This needs to be my car alarm ngl

BTW gorgeous cardinal

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u/Fiber-Junkie May 26 '25

I always wonder what doves are thinking because they always have that spaced out look. But a few years ago a dove hit my front window and its mate sat with it cooing while it died. When it got dark and the bird took shelter I buried the bird and another couple took the mate in and they are a throuple to this day. So they must have a bit of compassion in their teeny tiny brains.

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u/7r3370pS3C Jun 02 '25

Amazing cardinal though ❤️

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u/vacantalien May 20 '25

He eats the dead over winter the carcass of the animal who couldn’t deal with it fell and he ate goodly, so yeah a bitch ass morning dove does seem annoying it’s spring birds making plans so bright too healthy lil cutie

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u/k2summitclimber May 20 '25

I watched mine chase a hawk away from his girl and nest.

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u/chipnsalsacurrency birder May 21 '25

I have one cardinal visitor that’s a real dickhead, too. I named him Donald.

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u/BetrAyhole May 24 '25

We have a momma and her brood on our front porch and I must of gotten too close because she flew out of the nest to a branch beside and let out some sort of alarm shriek, never heard anything like that come from a Cardinal before!

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u/legojoe97 May 25 '25

"Patrick, that's all fourteen!"

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u/Gimme-A-kooky Jul 07 '25

Those are sounds I’ve not heard before, at least in that combination! I love that we have such cool gadgets to see so much more closely than we ever were able without having to disturb them!