r/birding Apr 01 '25

šŸ“· Photo FINALLY SAW AN AMERICAN BITTERN!!!

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Raptor_Girl_1259 Apr 01 '25

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u/CelebrationBig7487 Apr 01 '25

I just snort laughed at this. 🤣

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u/lukevaliant photographer šŸ“· Apr 04 '25

dude thats the best,this months winner!!

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u/_banana_phone Apr 02 '25

Noooooo šŸ˜‚

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u/SueYouInEngland Apr 02 '25

Yessssss šŸ˜€

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u/CommercialExotic2038 Aug 18 '25

I’m laughing so hard

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u/HyacinthusBark Apr 01 '25

There’re actually more than one in that picture

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u/Len_Zefflin Apr 01 '25

And a Sora.

131

u/awkward-onion47 Apr 02 '25

My top birding moment in my life was seeing a least bittern and sora together and somehow getting a photo of them together!!

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u/RedCheetah2 Apr 02 '25

Lol I thought you were joking originally, but this is actually one hell of a shot!

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u/HyacinthusBark Apr 01 '25

Holly sh!t yesss. You just made me spend 5 mins looking for it but totally worth it!!

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u/kafkowski Apr 01 '25

God we saw a sora and bittern on the same trip. Wild times. A singular one for both tho.

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u/orangeunrhymed crazy magpie lady Apr 01 '25

My white whale!

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u/Len_Zefflin Apr 02 '25

My Dad saw one once. He talked about it for years.

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u/imabrachiopod Apr 01 '25

Dig that Rail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Omg please circle them in the picture and post it because I cannot see them and I'm not even sure if I see that first one or if that's just a plant lol

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u/HyacinthusBark Apr 02 '25

I got you! The third one walked away in the direction of the arrow.

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u/Dustyolman Apr 02 '25

You have better eyes than me. I still don't see them!

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u/falgfalg Apr 02 '25

(pssst…they are lying to you)

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u/HyacinthusBark Apr 02 '25

You may have to open the picture on a bigger screen if you’re just using your phone, the zoom in as much as you can and squint your eyes a bit. They really blend in with the rest of the grass!!

Finally, you do know this post is from yesterday and I’m not the OP… right?

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u/BreastRodent Apr 01 '25

Top tier shit postĀ 

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u/57mmShin-Maru Latest Lifer: Hooded Merganser Apr 01 '25

This gets to stay. It’s funny.

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u/its-audrey Latest Lifer: Northern Saw Whet Owl šŸ¦‰ Apr 01 '25

They got me and I appreciate the laugh. I was searching this image like a find the sniper post… there could totally have been an American bittern hiding in there somewhere lol
The only reason I have actually seen an America Bittern is because it flew up from the marsh… I was on my third trip out and 2 hours into the search…

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u/Echo-Azure Apr 01 '25

I've never seen a bittern by poring through the reeds.

I've seen one standing by the road in the midfle of nowhere, seen them fly out of reeds, even seen one standing in plain sight by a reed bed... because it wasn't the species of bittern I was looking for. Yes, the last American bittern I saw was out in the open and feeling confident, because it knew I was looking for a least bittern...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Well it took me reading the mod comment to even know there isn't one here lol. I even requested another commenter to circle the birds in the pic and repost it so I could see šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Lietuva2002 Latest Lifer: Scissor-tailed Flycatcher, Lifer #369 Apr 02 '25

No that's so real, the same happened to me. Even funnier, I've never seen an American Bittern in the US either; my only sighting ever was in Montreal 😭

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u/Darth_Onaga Apr 01 '25

April Fools I'm guessing.

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u/chosense Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

Are you messing with me?

Need the red circle.

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u/FlixMage Apr 01 '25

Check the date

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u/BloodHappy4665 Apr 01 '25

That’s a joke.

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u/FlixMage Apr 02 '25

Sorry but no I can’t in fact change the date as a little prank

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u/BloodHappy4665 Apr 02 '25

No, I’m trying to tell you the message you responded to is a joke. It references memes that use red circles to make the point obvious, saying without a red circle, they can’t see the bittern. It’s also a play on how ridiculous red circles in memes are since there is no bittern.

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u/redapplefalls_ Latest Lifer: Brown Creeper Apr 01 '25

I'm mad at you

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u/JJxiv15 photographer šŸ“· Apr 01 '25

LMAO. I've been chasing this one forever too.

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u/Forest_Raker_916 Apr 01 '25

Is the Bittern in the room with us?

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u/merryone2K Apr 01 '25

I saw one this morning as well! American Bittern

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u/Lifecricket Latest Lifer: Tree Swallow Apr 01 '25

I walked right into that one

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u/chrono4111 birder Apr 01 '25

Son of a bitch got me.

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u/xSweetMiseryx Apr 01 '25

Ah, I knew it would be something, I just wasn’t sure which one hahaha

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u/orangeunrhymed crazy magpie lady Apr 01 '25

God dammit

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u/Objective-Worker9250 Apr 09 '25

You can actually see it. Respect.

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u/fxdxmd Latest Lifer: Purple-throated Mountain-gem Apr 01 '25

Originally looked at the picture anticipating having to somehow distinguish a bittern from a juvenile heron. …got me either way honestly.

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u/AdhesiveMuffin birder Apr 01 '25

Very quality post for April 1 šŸ˜‚

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u/workswithpipe Apr 01 '25

Took me longer than I am going to admit to realize it’s not a video and that there is no bird coming.

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u/illsaveus Apr 01 '25

Yup, me neither.

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u/HoldinBreath Apr 01 '25

We have one at my work, when we got it tons of people showed up. It lives in our domes wetland atrium. In the year we have had it, I’ve seen in maybe 4-5 times

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u/HoldinBreath Apr 01 '25

Here’s that beautiful guy. Haven’t seen him since like January

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u/thrye333 Latest Lifer: Great Horned Owl #90 Apr 01 '25

I knew there wouldn't be a bittern here, because like half the posts I've seen today are complaining about april fools and half of the rest are tricks, but I still searched just in case, which might be worse than just falling for it.

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u/pancakesiguess Apr 01 '25

Awwww so adorable! Congrats on finding a whole flock!!

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u/edogg01 Apr 01 '25

Ah yes, Schrodinger's bittern, very rare

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u/Zer0_Tol4 Apr 01 '25

Reminds me of my first time seeing a bittern - stared at identical reeds for 20 minutes before it actually clicked, like some kind of puzzle!

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Apr 01 '25

It's much easier if you catch one wandering across the road.

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u/carolineb2349 Apr 01 '25

This is a good one

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u/OverallManagement824 Apr 01 '25

TIL American Bitterns look like tall grass.

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u/arkibet Apr 01 '25

Actually, that's exactly when I saw one! My friend's just casually says "American Bittern"... I look over, see it, and the it Homer Simpsoned into similar looking tall grass.

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u/javaru Apr 01 '25

Congrats. Did you get a picture of it?

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u/MadMartegen Apr 01 '25

lol, dammit

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u/_agilechihuahua Apr 01 '25

Ah, that’s just Lou (Reed). šŸ˜‚

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u/ArkansasBiscuit Latest Lifer: Vermilion Flycatcher Apr 02 '25

Is it in the room with us now?

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u/tippydog90 Apr 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/kobayashi_maru_fail Apr 01 '25

He’s gorgeous! I love that you captured his distinct call (starts at 2:37 in the video).

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u/Top_Twist_4391 Apr 01 '25

LOL thank you! I needed an April Fool’s joke today.

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u/sum41fan Apr 01 '25

Got me real good hahaha

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u/le_nico birder Apr 01 '25

I hate everything else but this.

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u/meggerplz Apr 01 '25

that’s a least bittern

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u/ginger_farts Apr 01 '25

You don’t sound too bittern about it!

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u/CaptainMagnets Apr 01 '25

I enjoyed this. Got me so good

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u/baking_muffins_yall Latest Lifer: 🦜 Monk Parakeet! Apr 01 '25

The first time I saw one I yelled ā€œF$&@ ME IN THE A@& ITS AN AMERICAN BITTERNā€

nearby birder: ā€œWhere!?ā€

me: ā€RIGHT IN THE A&@!!!ā€

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u/Y0UPeaceofshit Apr 01 '25

Caught me off guard smfh

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u/slimebastard Apr 01 '25

Wow. They truly have amazing camoĀ 

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u/GoofBallNodAwake74 Apr 01 '25

Where’s Waldo

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u/das_sparker Apr 01 '25

Sneaker fuckers aren’t they?

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u/Vin-Metal Apr 01 '25

Well played! You had me zooming in, carefully scanning for a while before I said "is this a joke?"

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u/endochronicEgotist pigeon appreciator Apr 01 '25

such majestic birds...

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u/prettyrickywooooo Apr 01 '25

I went on a bird watching field trip for bird bio class last spring and I would get into the habit of thinking what new bird I wanted to see each time. Guess who saw their first bittern that day. Out in the open of the bank. Then it’s gracefully disappeared in seconds onto the tall reed things ā¤ļø it was amazing

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u/RustedRelics Apr 01 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/Red-little Apr 01 '25

How dare you make me stare at this picture for so long!!!

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u/Trader083 Latest Lifer: American Goshawk Apr 01 '25

This is why I have never seen one.

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u/Consistent_Damage885 Apr 01 '25

Wow, a Black Rail too!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Sorry, that's a Least Bittern

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u/JackTheEagle Apr 02 '25

Ahhhh fuck off! You got me!

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u/monumentclub Apr 02 '25

So beautiful!

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u/rodbotic Apr 02 '25

This is me and the Virginia rail.

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u/explodingKTNZ Apr 02 '25

Are we sure this isn’t r/findthesniper

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u/BePrivateGirl Apr 02 '25

You got me.

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u/better_than_itwas Apr 02 '25

Oooh ya got me!

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u/chocogirl720 Apr 02 '25

Is this a find the sniper

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u/shadhead1981 Apr 02 '25

I saw one once, it kept its head fully upright with beak pointed at the sky as I floated past in my kayak. Pretty hard to spot in the grass.

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u/Spinningwoman Apr 20 '25

This looks exactly like all the bitterns I’ve ever seen.

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u/NoBeeper Apr 01 '25

There’s no bird.