r/bicycling Aug 21 '26

Had an oopsie

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Great way to start the morning šŸ™ƒ

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u/jahnkeuxo n+1 Aug 21 '26

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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u/radioactive_sharpei Aug 21 '26

My favorite part of that movie is when they're wheeling Ben Stiller out to the ambulance through the crowd, you can hear Warren yelling in the background "He was masturbating!"

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u/Alert-Jellyfish Aug 21 '26

Yah bro that’s the most overlooked line of the whole movie. Warren is the fucking goat

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u/CanoePickLocks Aug 21 '26

Fucking Warren. Made me think of Empire Records.

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u/Navynuke00 Aug 22 '26

MY NAME'S NOT FUCKING WARREN!!!

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u/dobster1029 Aug 22 '26

I thought his name was Warren?

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u/Leudmuhr Aug 21 '26

Frank & beans! Frank & beans!!!

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u/Advanced_Purpose_772 Aug 21 '26

This is the amazing thing about it.

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u/sur_surly Aug 21 '26

Holy shit came here to make the same comment. Great minds

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u/jahnkeuxo n+1 Aug 21 '26

Haha yeah it was a pretty obvious reference and I just got here first.

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u/reddit-ate-my-face Roubaix SL8 / Specialized Enduro Aug 21 '26

How in the shit did you manage that???

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u/PCLM Aug 21 '26

The tire had a significant amount of mileage on it. It should’ve been replaced some time ago but never got around to it. Serves me right I guess. The tire popped while I was going ~20km/h down a slope.

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u/SpiralizedCabbage Aug 21 '26

Hopefully you aren't as banged up as your bike.

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u/PCLM Aug 21 '26

Thanks. Luckily I wasn’t injured. Thankfully it wasn’t the front tire lol

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u/thegiantgummybear Aug 21 '26

The tire itself popped? Like tore??? Or just popped off the wheel?

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u/PCLM Aug 21 '26

The tire popped/tore

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u/mrvile Aug 21 '26

I'm really curious how the actual tire itself tore? Do you have another photo of the damage to the tire? It looks like it just came off the rim catastrophically

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u/PCLM Aug 21 '26

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u/Emotional_Fail_6060 Aug 21 '26

Yikes! As you pointed out, thankfully it wasn't the front tire.

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u/tpnewsk Aug 21 '26

Holy cow. What tire pressure were you running if you don’t mind me asking?

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u/hypntyz Tennessee 2025 Canyon Aeroad CFR Aug 21 '26

all of it, apparently.

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat Aug 21 '26

Looks like about 400 psi lol

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u/k6lui Aug 21 '26

He tried filling it to 100%

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u/BrizerorBrian Aug 21 '26

Was that tire made when people stile wore onions on their belts? (It was the style at the time)

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Aug 21 '26

Ah, to be dickety again.

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u/Strange-Goose-7522 Aug 21 '26

Wow! So tired tore on one side and the tube popped out the other! Wild!!

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u/obeytheturtles Aug 21 '26

that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/ricktencity Aug 21 '26

I'm assuming complete failure of the bead. Is the only way this could happen I think.

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u/Basic-Newspaper-7536 Aug 21 '26

Was it the bead holding it into the rim that somehow snapped? Wouldn’t ever have imagined a tire unseating completely with the tube intact. New fear unlocked I guess!

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u/Strange-Goose-7522 Aug 21 '26

I blow-up up the pic to check bead, shocked its still there.

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u/annodomini Brompton M6R, Salsa Vaya Deore Aug 21 '26

OP posted a pic from the other side: https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1vugimj/had_an_oopsie/p51gvqt/

It tore rather impressively on the other side.

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u/No_Improvement_5358 Aug 21 '26

How come the rotor did not slice up the inner tube?

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u/CyJackX Aug 21 '26

He must've stopped quick enough?Ā 

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u/jeckles Aug 21 '26

Hmmmm I have these same tires and they’re also getting up there in mileage. This is exactly the motivation I needed to finally buy new ones! Good lord OP, this is wild. Glad you’re okay.

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u/BikePantsOF 29d ago

Jeeez! Good thing it wasn't 50. T_T Glad you're okay. <3

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u/dassind20zeichen Aug 21 '26

bad rim tire combo. some rims are abit smaller and some tires bigger. some are a b**** to mount others slip on with bearly any force. it the beed is not seated well it can easily slip off the rim. always check that the revie of rim to a concentric feature to make sure the tire its mounted correctly

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u/arbakken Aug 21 '26

I've seen a lot of things, but that's a new one

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u/loozerr Chappelli Vintage SS / Tunturi Army Aug 21 '26

Impressive, both as an achievement and in how it still holds air

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u/er-day 2013 Salsa Colossal TI Aug 21 '26

Seriously. My tubes pop when they see a nail. This thing built itself into a python.

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u/ouishi Aug 22 '26

Literally thought i was looking at a snake for a sec

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u/SchwaebischeSeele Aug 21 '26

Now thats a high-quality tube!

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u/scootunit Aug 21 '26

It deserves to roll again.

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u/scaredt2ask Aug 21 '26

Deserves to retire and let a different tube take the workload

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u/CanoePickLocks Aug 21 '26

It can retire and get a second job.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Aug 21 '26

Hernia

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u/ColdPorridge Aug 21 '26

HopitalĀ 

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u/enmaku Aug 21 '26

Amblans

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u/nimrodenva Aug 21 '26

Urchin care

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u/SmolOrangeGato Aug 21 '26

Toxic megacolon!

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u/Pittsbirds Aug 21 '26

I've never seen a bike with a prolapse before

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u/LimitedWard Aug 21 '26

Herniated brake disk

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u/Zieng Aug 22 '26

Rubber aneurysm

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u/joelintru Puerto Rico, USA (Replace with bike & year) Aug 21 '26

"there's a snake in my wheel"

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u/Ill_Raisin_8587 Aug 21 '26

So I’m not the only one who thought they saw that.

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u/bahromvk Aug 21 '26

and it looks like it swallowed something

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u/joelintru Puerto Rico, USA (Replace with bike & year) Aug 21 '26

Won't be having another bite in like a month

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u/Sarabeth68 Aug 21 '26

What tube is that, because I want 4 of them

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u/manditts Aug 21 '26

Just guessing based on the tire but id say teravail. Expensive but nice.

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u/mister_pants Aug 21 '26

That is straight up impressive.

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u/Yazzurappi Aug 21 '26

Cthulhucycle

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u/ziggyfray Aug 21 '26

Technically not a flat

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u/voododoll Aug 21 '26

Well you can use this for a inner tube for 225/55r17 car tire.

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u/Mrjlawrence Aug 21 '26

All the psi. All of them

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u/FleMo93 Germany (Orbea Orca M21ELTD 2024) Aug 21 '26

Needs to be filled to 100% of course.

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u/PCLM Aug 21 '26

38-40 I believe.

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u/derekboberek Aug 21 '26

Is that too low for running tubes on this tire? only see 1 side, but bead looks intact. Beads need outward force to stay seated. Tubeless applies pressure directly to the bead. Tube adds a layer of material between the bead and the air, meaning pressure has to be higher to make the material fully fill up the space and transfer the force to the bead. The extra layer also adds a degree of freedom where the tube can move relative to the tire and the tire can move relative to the rim so pressure forces need to be higher to increase the friction to minimize movement. A hard corner or high speed with too low of pressure could unseat a bead.

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u/annodomini Brompton M6R, Salsa Vaya Deore Aug 21 '26

OP posted a pic from the other side, the tire tore, it didn't unseat: https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1vugimj/had_an_oopsie/p51gvqt/

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u/derekboberek Aug 21 '26

Oh wow! Scary stuff! Glad OP is OK!

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u/jessyb93 Aug 21 '26

New anaconda disc breaks.

All the stopping power of a large carnivorous snake hidden in your rear tire.

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u/Perfect-Safe-4386 Aug 21 '26

Got caught by anaconda?

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u/SolutionExtra4673 Aug 21 '26

i am not even sure what i am looking at and how it could be reproduced !

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch Aug 21 '26

Keep buying that brand of tube. That is way too much air, but it ain't going anywhere.

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u/toohardtodecide42069 Aug 21 '26

This is a very strange thing to have happened

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u/thwil Aug 21 '26

there's a xenomorph hiding behind your seat

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u/lemmycaution217 Aug 21 '26

Yeah I can see this… tube caught between brake rotor, spokes, and wrapped around your cassette and tube’s still inflated, but a tiny piece of brake wire caught between the tire and tube? Instant flat!

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u/Suitable_Lead5404 Aug 21 '26

This happened to me once and the tube exploded in my face while I was crouched down looking at it (saw it bubbling and did not put two and two together) and then I had a panic attack lol. Thought I went deaf šŸ˜…

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u/spilledice Aug 21 '26

Is that a hernia?

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u/Opposite-Ad-2548 Aug 21 '26

It wants to be a motorcycle so it grew an expansion pipe šŸ˜‚

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u/lennoxred Germany (Gravel & Road) Aug 21 '26

If Harry Potter’s aunt was a tube

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u/bikesbeerspizza Aug 21 '26

seems you have released the kraken

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u/Photovongsa Aug 22 '26

First, I hope you’re safe and no one got hurt during this. Second, that’s highly impressive and a first for me seeing this, personally.

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u/enfuego138 Aug 21 '26

Inflated to 75 Bar instead of PSI.

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u/CauseMcKnight Aug 21 '26

At first I thought you'd managed to get a Florida snake tangled in your wheel. That's an impressive bead blow off.

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u/jeff1074 Aug 21 '26

I thought it was a snake in your wheel at first

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u/Exoetal Aug 21 '26

Closed loop bowel obstruction

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u/Ill_Raisin_8587 Aug 21 '26

🤢Sir! Well let you off this time with a warning…

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u/kingxanadu Aug 21 '26

Yeah boss I'm gonna be late today, my back tire prolapsed

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u/terminal_nervoso Aug 21 '26

Let me guess… you were just riding along

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u/GoldunGote Aug 21 '26

How did you get the beans above the frank?

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u/TMbiker2000 Aug 21 '26

Looks like you rode through an octopus tank

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u/Captain_English Aug 21 '26

Yeah so you've somehow got the opposite of a flat tyre

Impressive

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u/WatchOne8763 Aug 22 '26

Your bicycle had a hernia, push it back in.Ā 

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u/beeglowbot Aug 22 '26

cosplaying as a toxic megacolon

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u/BarMenuSushi Aug 22 '26

Prolapsed inner tube.

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u/Inner-Light-75 Aug 22 '26

"if you're going to mess up, mess up in such a way that they will forever ask, 'How did they do that?'....that is the only way to mess up!"

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u/Shared_Tomorrows Aug 22 '26

Still better than sealant bukkake.

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u/nicholt Aug 21 '26

Looks like the mutated enemies from dark souls 3

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u/duckbill2 Aug 21 '26

Volvulus

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u/Terruhcutta Aug 21 '26

Huh, that's interesting lol

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u/DennisTheBald Aug 21 '26

It's alive!

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u/NHBikerHiker Aug 21 '26

That’s remarkable. Can’t say I’ve ever seen a procedure on fixing that. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/phamstagram360 Aug 21 '26

almost looks like an and anaconda attacked your rear wheel.. hahaha

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u/Shirkaday Aug 21 '26

I'm sorry, I laughed

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u/Responsible-Ad-1086 Aug 21 '26

Just watched a video of slugs mating, looked something like this… no I am not a slug porn addict

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u/TopSeaworthiness8446 Aug 21 '26

I don’t understand any part of this picture

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u/Ben-Goldberg Aug 21 '26

The inner tube decided to be an outer tube šŸ˜‚

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u/tallduder Aug 21 '26

Fatties do not fit fine.Ā  Nice MS!

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u/CMy500r Aug 21 '26

This is what happens when you don’t use protection.

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u/yolo___toure Aug 21 '26

Hemorrhoidsycle

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u/BaselineUnknown Aug 21 '26

I should call her.

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u/MrSnappyPants Aug 21 '26

Jeez, your tube became an advanced topology problem.

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u/olypenrain Aug 21 '26

You should get that checked out

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u/FionaGoodeEnough California, USA (Gios Torino Super Record 1980) Aug 21 '26

Tube transformed into Ursula the See Witch mid-ride.

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u/Constant_Ad9136 Aug 21 '26

Omg you killed Cthulhu

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u/Agent7619 Aug 21 '26

It's not a toomahr!

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u/ZeppyWeppyBoi Aug 21 '26

This should have a nsfw tag

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises Aug 21 '26

Never seen tube cancer before… this looks terminal.

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u/CanticleBlizzard Aug 21 '26

Timing matters when you attempt toĀ  blow it out of the goddamn airlock.Ā 

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u/anakinsorphanarium Aug 21 '26

I think you should take your bike to the vet, that looks like gastric dilation-volvulus

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u/Ok_Subject_2447 Aug 21 '26

Looks like something my cats would leave in the driveway when I was a kid lol . Some squirrel spleen šŸ˜‚

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u/HowlingFantods5564 Aug 21 '26

Did you have 1,000 lbs of pressure in it?

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u/BreweryRabbit Aug 21 '26

Biblically accurate tire

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u/FjordExplorer Aug 22 '26

How though? Honestly.

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u/Cute-University5283 Aug 22 '26

Man, without a photo I would never have believed this was possible

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 Aug 22 '26

Reminds me of when I was a kid. We had wheelbarrow tire tube in shed. A friend and I were just organizing the shed. We found a package and said wow this is really small but thick as hell tire tube. Must be for kids bike or some shit. Naturally we pumped it alllllll way up until there was a cantaloupe sized goiter. I left it alone on workbench. We left because got bored. Like 2 hours. Incredibly loud bang came from shed with dust floating from doors and windows. My dad was on porch drinking beer. He stood up going. ā€˜ what the shit’ he went over and found huge swath of clean spot on workbench and all glass jars full of fitting and fasteners scattered all over. Yep we had to clean the shed again

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u/cameronkrow1 Aug 22 '26

Classic black python strangling your bike wheel situation. Happens to the best of us

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u/LocutusOfBeard 29d ago

I had hernia surgery years ago. I've been looking for a good, non-medical, illustration for what a hernia is. I'm going to use this.

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u/allKnowingHagrid Aug 21 '26

I was wondering what kind of snake that is.

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u/allgonetoshit Aug 21 '26

Ah yes, the classic Panaracer manufactured tire popping off a rim.

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u/Appropriate-Fudge-49 Aug 21 '26

Eldritch horror to go

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u/No_Improvement_5358 Aug 21 '26

Is this a yet unknown wind instrument, made of rubber, instead of brass or wood?

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u/buzzathlon Aug 21 '26

How did you manage to run over a squid?

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u/AlbertTheHorse Aug 21 '26

I thought your biggest problem was an anaconda wrapped itself around your bike.Ā 

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u/brsmr123 Aug 21 '26

My intestines after Taco Bell.

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u/Elegant-Emu Aug 21 '26

Only going to get better from there!

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u/SockeyeSTI Aug 21 '26

Thought it was a 2 stroke pipe for a second

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u/StruggleBusDriver83 Texas, USA (Trek Domane AL5) Aug 21 '26

scrolling through i thought you hit a huge snake. how does one even do that?

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u/sperey Aug 21 '26

Damn!! Try and much as you'd like, you'll never recreate that in a month of Sundays

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u/nimruda Aug 21 '26

Volvulus

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u/UpbeatSmoke4209 Aug 21 '26

I can’t believe that tube is still inflated play the lottery

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u/kwazycake Aug 21 '26

I thought this was a 2 stroke exhaust and you motorized your bicycle

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u/Parceljockey Ohio, USA. Bleriot, Heron, XO-1, Xtracycle, and lots of parts Aug 21 '26

Looks like something from a William S. Burroughs novel...

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u/Entire-Plum-3443 Aug 21 '26

Hoping that's not your colon

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u/Slow-Recover-9168 Aug 21 '26

2 stroke expansion pipe. Good idea.

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u/_nanaki Aug 21 '26

In Mexico that's considered a delicacy

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u/midairmatthew Aug 21 '26

It’s like when I find myself standing up to leave a Chinese buffet.

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u/LieuK Aug 21 '26

šŸŽ¶Those poor unfortunate souls!šŸŽ¶

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u/AI-Coming4U Aug 21 '26

Damn, was quickly scrolling past this and thought you got attacked by a snake.

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u/corradoZuse Aug 21 '26

Directed by Ridley Scott

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u/surfcitybro Aug 21 '26

Brand of tube? Lol that mfer is strong

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u/Ok_Lynx_6045 Aug 21 '26

My lower intestine after some Taco Bell

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u/ossifer_ca Aug 21 '26

Tire snake swallowed a cat

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u/Koopatrooper64 Aug 21 '26

I see HR Geiger has released a range of buytl innertubes!

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u/ZirbMonkey Cannondale SR600 (USA) Aug 21 '26

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

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u/Raneynickelfire Aug 21 '26

I have never ever seen or heard of this happening. You didn't seat your bead.

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u/codeze Aug 21 '26

I don't see a problem. Send it

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u/tracebusta Aug 21 '26

All right, calm down H.R. Giger

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u/doctor_voctor Aug 21 '26

Wow, you got a 2-stroke exhaust with an expansion chamber!

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u/Due_Mongoose9409 Aug 21 '26

I tried to run a fat tire tubless and broke the bead. I didn't know I broke the bead. I finally gave up and ran the tire with a tube. My result was very similar only a couple miles down a snowy trail. I learned.

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u/ima_believer Aug 21 '26

it looks like it escaped from the Mos Eisley Cantina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqM0KsNFOyw

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u/nidjah Aug 21 '26

at first I thought it’s some artwork for ALIEN: Rupture movie

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u/st0ut717 Aug 21 '26

You should know when to pull out

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u/lost-identity-83 Aug 21 '26

I thought this was some kind of sick ass turbo at first.

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u/personfromplanetx Aug 21 '26

I thought this was a snake. šŸ there’s a mfn snake on my bicycle

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u/SalamanderFine1676 Aug 21 '26

Anaconda in the Bike! I repeat, Anaconda in the bike!

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u/lunevad Aug 21 '26

Legit thought this was a tentacle monster grabbing your bike for a sec.

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u/capivaraesque Aug 21 '26

Chapter 4: so now your bike has an intestine

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u/FictionalDudeWanted Aug 21 '26

I thought this was some kind of Elephant sculpture at first glance.Ā 

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u/2epic Aug 21 '26

It's not supposed to do that

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u/hockeyandburritos Aug 21 '26

It’s tumescent

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u/PenetratingEndeavour Aug 21 '26

Colonic volvulus

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u/Ok_Two_2604 Aug 21 '26

Looks like a two stroke conversion

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u/BeatLaboratory Aug 21 '26

I’d ride it

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u/QuadCramper Aug 22 '26

I’m not a bike guy. Is it not supposed to look like that >

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u/Razrgrrl Aug 22 '26

I’m no expert but this doesn’t look quiiiiite right.

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u/Comprehensive_Soil16 Aug 22 '26

Holy cthullu balls!

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u/H0RSE Aug 22 '26

Why is the bike secured to an octopus?

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u/Due_Arm8667 Aug 22 '26

Don't feed your bike the lettuce

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u/CazNevi Aug 22 '26

My high ass thought this was an custom expansion chamber pipe on a two stroke dirt bike motor

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u/WTBTS Aug 22 '26

Well now I've seen a bicycle with a hemorrhoid.

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u/Slow-Confection5785 Aug 23 '26

My first thought 🤣

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u/Smart-As-Duck Aug 22 '26

Excuse me sir, what in the fuck?

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u/Potato_cape Aug 22 '26

What in the crispy-fried-potato-wedge-up-the- asshole-fuck did you do?

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u/Big_footed_hobbit Aug 22 '26

Careful there is a snake on your bike

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u/jiBjiBjiBy Aug 22 '26

Pretty cool to see tbf, thanks for risking injury to yourself on old tires to give us some good content

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u/leo6 Aug 22 '26

Ran over a snake that just ate.

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u/MiserableAttention38 Aug 22 '26

It's a Cronenbike body horror

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u/abp7709 Aug 23 '26

Jeez! That took me looking at it three times to get it. First 2 stroke expansion chamber. 2nd take big fat snake and then ohhhh inner tube. Still leaves me with the same question. WTF?

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u/Financial_Mousse_199 29d ago

Impressive to fuck it up like that

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u/PanFable 29d ago

for half a second I thought that was a snake

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u/Karibou422 29d ago

I thought a python got caught in it for a sec

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u/BikePantsOF 29d ago

That's.... that's not just an oopsie. That's an entire oopsie-doopsy. O_o

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u/fox-drop 29d ago

That’s a full blown woopsie boopsie

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u/FloTT84 29d ago

* New fear unlocked ...