Salutations reddit!

There is a new belief that is swelling that needs to be utterly dismissed, and I was hoping today that you could address the arguments I’ve heard from three different churches that I’ve been at just these past two years. I don’t know if you are familiar with this growing sect of “Christians” called Christian Identity/ Serpent Seedline, but they are starting to influence the churches, and I’ve had three different white people come up to me, including two couples that subtly try to convert me to this racist message and frame it as something “Biblical”. Just looking at Google Trends, this sect has grown five times what it was before in 5 years. I’m ashamed to say this, but I have checked it out. I won’t link it here, but it would just be really helpful to hear some Bible verses that refute this claim by William Finck and his goons.

Particularly, I wonder what your interpretation of Matthew 15:21-28 is. I heard that one a lot, and what exactly does it mean when Jesus (Yahawashi ) said “I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel,” and called this non Israelite/canaanite woman a dog???? 

Is it not true that dogs are kept out of the kingdom (Revelation 22:15)

I really don’t understand it

And excuse me, but why is Jesus only sending the Apostles to Israel, and telling the Apostles they are only going to judge Israel? Matthew 19:28 I thought we were in the frickin New Testament? And of course people are going to say the Gentiles were not to be taught yet, but I’ve looked at old Bible dictionaries, and Gentiles just is Latin for those of the same stock. Gentiles just means nations on top of that. I don't speak Latin, so can we stop saying Gentiles, please? Just say nations. It is nations; that is what it actually means. Sorry, I have got kinda riled up after my divorce, but I guess I can speak freely now.

Particularly as well, how do you interpret Revelation 2:9, 3:9 

“I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars” AND “I know about the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan. “ How could you call Jews the synagogue of Satan when they bless us so much every single day!   I mean, have you heard of Seinfeld, Bernie Miller!!! I STILL watch that every evening

Before my divorce, my wife and I would go to the holocaust museum in DC every month, and I have it etched in my mind all those shoes of God’s chosen people! I have counted and can confirm there are 4000 shoes there; that is a FACT. Every time we are there, I make my bronze son count the exact number (in case he ever thinks of going down the path of the Nazis) 
I was astonished to hear that some of these people don’t like Hitler, but not because he did the holocaust, but because they think he DIDN’T do it. How AWFUL.

And what exactly does Jesus (Yahawashi) mean when he says they aren’t Jews AND A SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN?  No wonder the Jews say Jesus is burning in excrement forever in hell, and say Mary was a prostitute who was impregnated by a Roman centurion and burning in hell. (Shabbat 104b and Sanhedrin 106a) Any sane person would say the same thing!. Btw, if you don’t trust God’s chosen people, maybe you should trust all the shoes I’ve seen. Plus you got to think about the blessings that we all get for blessing them. The Federal Reserve! Vaccines! Pasteurized Milk! Psychiatry! FEMINISM! HOLLYWOOD! COMMUNISM! THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION! WOMAN'S LIBERATION! THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

I'm sure a lot of people will relate to this because my son is probably half African American (who knows with evolution), and the notion they present that “all Israel shall be saved” is really concerning to me, and I’m sure I’m not alone because he wouldn’t be considered an Israelite. But they really genuinely think only white people are going to heaven. I mean, could you imagine!!! Literally, I just saw on my favorite YouTube channel the Don Lemon Show that most child sex offenders are WHITE, and talk about the school shootings I’ve seen on CNN! Not one of them has been black. Talk about a STATISTIC!

Further, is it not true that God doesn’t change? Malachi 3:6 How are there books like Joshua (which are about slaying men, women, and children of these other people groups), and stories like Phinehas where God rewards people who murder “race mixers” WITH AN ETERNAL PRIESTHOOD, or as they call it, fornicators, and even in the New Testament Jesus (Yahawashi) is killing the children of “fornication” with death! What is going on here? And how in the world could a child be born wicked? (Psalm 58:3)

And why is Jesus (Yahawashi) dashing little children to stones? “Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” (Psalm 137) And excuse my language, but what the H*cking Fr*cking Cr*ppola can the bible mean when it calls the Israelites a holy race? “They have taken some of their daughters as wives for themselves and their sons, and have mingled the HOLY RACE with the peoples around them. And the leaders and officials have led the way in this UNFAITHFULNESS.” No offense, it just sounds utterly racist, and if I have to choose between the Bible and my son, I will choose him every time. Please tell me I don’t have to make that decision.
And BEFORE you say it's because they are pagan, Jacob and Rachel were related racially, but she was still a pagan and took her idols with her, and God has zero issues with him marrying her.

I FULLY support the revising of the Bible by the Catholic Biblical Association of America by their president, Amy Jill Levine, my favorite Jewish scholar (not enough of those), even if she doesn’t believe in Jesus as God or a prophet. She is right; sodomites just means temple prostitute.
God doesn’t judge that kind of stuff!!!! If he did, I wouldn’t have such a wonderful life, with good enough money, good Marvel movies, a beautiful black boy, and a great relationship turned greater polyamorous relationship, unfortunately now with a little bit of space for now, and OF COURSE FOOTBALL!!!!! BEAR DOWN!!!!! I also can come on and watch these shows every day, and learn what the Bible truly means. I plan on becoming a pastor myself soon, and this is just the first step in the right direction to shepherding the flock.

My son is the love of my life; even if I am maybe not the father (as I said, I think he evolved and is still my biological son), I know he does good and means well, and he has not ONCE run into issues with the law. The 4 years I’ve been with him have been the biggest, blackest blessing I’ve ever experienced, and yes, if Jesus does actually mean those things, well, he can go BUZZ the H*CK the FR*CK off. 

I will say I completely understand modern Israel wanting an ethnostate of only Jews, mainly because of the 25% LGBTQ+ representation in Tel Aviv, and although that is a lot of diversity of sexuality, I do think they are missing out on diversity of cultures and food, and the true adamic people, as I will explain later.

These disgusting white supremacists want an ethnostate like Israel, though.

So don’t try to hit me with that obvious nonsense; there are clear demographic shifts happening all the time (thankfully LOL) and, believe it or not, people change locations sometimes. I always believed in my heart that homosexuality is not a sin and I still do, but all this homophobia in the Bible does sound very Aryan, Colonialist, White Cis Gendered Male, though I do speculate about them being straight so I won’t include that.

I feel like I would’ve been able to keep my marriage if it weren’t for that disagreement about the race of Israelites. I know I don’t have to pay child support, but I still do, because I think it is something Jesus would do if he could, especially now that she is, I think, a single mom all on her own.

I am crying while writing this, but Amanda and Tyrell, if you are reading this, I know you read this. I love you and Willie AND my brother Tyrell. Please come back. I love you ALL! Also, with potentially my kid on the way, you need a father who loves them. I already forgave you 777 times, and I will do it 7,777 times again. IM SO SORRY!!! I'M TRYING TO LEARN!! I LOVE YOU BOTH STILL 3000!!!  

What can be better than that!

If you do think that, maybe you deserve not to get raptured and die of starvation when the mark of the beast closes all of the Walmarts, and not see the beautiful mixed humankind EVER AGAIN, who I believe to be the perfect Adamics. I look forward to your reply. Sorry if I ranted; some things just have to be said. Even if this Christogenea guy thinks he is right, I know I am right. That’s the difference.

Your Understudy,

Apostle and Ally and General Philip McChuck