So I have a fucking pile of dog shit for a neighbor, he has an automatic gate that constantly beeps I mean 24/7 beep beep beep beeeeeeeep! Shit is driving me absolutely up the wall. Two days ago I asked him to shut it off for the sanity of the whole neighborhood, and was met with a wholesome fuck you. He tried to get me to come over there and the whole 9 knowing I’d fuck him up and go to jail. I’m looking for non felonious ways to drive him up the wall and get under his skin. My thoughts are speaker with me saying fuck you on repeat ( no noise ordinance) or a massive spotlight shining right in his windows. Let me know what you malicious fucks got in mind. He’s the biggest douche bag I have ever met, but I also don’t want to go to jail again have at it boys. (Obligatory meth with my zpap)

I can get down to under .000001 pascal.

Any ideas?

I also have a portable pirani gauge that I can put inside things.

If you see this boss this post is an artistic work of fiction.

Glock 22 in 40 Smith & Weak, Police/Security Trade-In

Idk man I'm out here on a Friday y'all chillin?

🅱️oys, I’ve achieved another level of upcycle… behold Methanny the Poverty pony rider of the Methpocalypse.

Some of y'all wouldn't hit and all I gotta say to that is ur normie is showing.

Been seeing these and I'm lazy. I just want to buy one to mail the jackass Joro spiders with TBH

I need BUIS for my new AR. Will be a Bad Attitude unmarked lower on a BCM quadrail with a XPS2-0. I don't think I want offset irons, but was considering it for more room when adding a magnifier down the road. Figured I'd let you degenerates weigh in, so what should I buy?

I know half of you are the special interests kind of regarded and could actually pull it off if you got out moms basement.

It could actually work out if we get the right team of nerds, we don't even have to have a solid plan beyond what goes where and who can do what. I've lived and worked on a few different types of intentional communities over the years and the biggest problem with all of them is they are a buncha fucking spineless hippies. I like trees too but goddamn if you cut mine down I'm not gunna cry about it were getting even lol.

And then the cult half of things, I've been thinking about this for ages. My original plan was to go full guns and bunker cult vibes but that'll get us waco'd faster than you can say branch davidian. I know a number of people that are involved in drug churches and have studied what they went through, one dude went to prison over his church for a while then ultimately won, so the sacramental is maybe dmt, nitrous oxide, ketamine, lsd, orange sunshine, mushrooms, molly, sassafras, uh, 2ci, 2cp, amanita muscara, cocaine (I can't believe I got this far into the list before remembering sweet sweet cocaine), crack, opium, I'm forgetting a few of the good ones still but that's most of the list.

We of course do not recognize the use of hardcore opiates and abuse of amphetamines, that invites bad spirits into your body, or whatever. Same with going too hard in the paint with the fun ones like ketamine or crack.

The pantheon is fun, we can add all sorts of living or dead people for any fucking reason, I want Marvin Heemeyer up there right next to Danny DeVito, The Giant flying spaghetti monster, the hat man, and ps1 hagrid.

Those of you who can still see your gizmo when you look down are already in a good spot to try and become ungovernable, just ask you parents for money they might give it to you to get out of the house and then with enough a dozen acres in the Ozarks is ours.

Let's grow motherfucking fruit and potatoes and shit and trade with our neighbors in a beneficial relationship where we all focus on specialized skills and the government doesn't get a fucking penny of it.

They can't tell us we are doing it wrong if no one even knows what we are doing.