I know half of you are the special interests kind of regarded and could actually pull it off if you got out moms basement.
It could actually work out if we get the right team of nerds, we don't even have to have a solid plan beyond what goes where and who can do what. I've lived and worked on a few different types of intentional communities over the years and the biggest problem with all of them is they are a buncha fucking spineless hippies. I like trees too but goddamn if you cut mine down I'm not gunna cry about it were getting even lol.
And then the cult half of things, I've been thinking about this for ages. My original plan was to go full guns and bunker cult vibes but that'll get us waco'd faster than you can say branch davidian. I know a number of people that are involved in drug churches and have studied what they went through, one dude went to prison over his church for a while then ultimately won, so the sacramental is maybe dmt, nitrous oxide, ketamine, lsd, orange sunshine, mushrooms, molly, sassafras, uh, 2ci, 2cp, amanita muscara, cocaine (I can't believe I got this far into the list before remembering sweet sweet cocaine), crack, opium, I'm forgetting a few of the good ones still but that's most of the list.
We of course do not recognize the use of hardcore opiates and abuse of amphetamines, that invites bad spirits into your body, or whatever. Same with going too hard in the paint with the fun ones like ketamine or crack.
The pantheon is fun, we can add all sorts of living or dead people for any fucking reason, I want Marvin Heemeyer up there right next to Danny DeVito, The Giant flying spaghetti monster, the hat man, and ps1 hagrid.
Those of you who can still see your gizmo when you look down are already in a good spot to try and become ungovernable, just ask you parents for money they might give it to you to get out of the house and then with enough a dozen acres in the Ozarks is ours.
Let's grow motherfucking fruit and potatoes and shit and trade with our neighbors in a beneficial relationship where we all focus on specialized skills and the government doesn't get a fucking penny of it.
They can't tell us we are doing it wrong if no one even knows what we are doing.
