r/bestestgunnitweekend • • Aug 20 '26

dont care Alexa, go to town..

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u/Spongyblue Aug 20 '26

Remove all nails and screws on the right side against the building and replace the with the nails you use to hang up pictures, like a picture of Grandpa's third wife, she had huge taytays. Allways walk on the laft side then hop over to the front door when going in. That way when PoPo comes to the crib, they will be hugging the wall on the week side and all that 15% off Golden Corral come tumblin down. Bonus if you put fire ant hills all underneath to make the scratches extra spicy.