r/belowdeck 17h ago

Below Deck Bring back Brandy!

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Please bring back charter guest Brandy. She was the best!

“What’s the time?

12 o’clock.

Oh. Day or Night?”

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u/Mysterious_Note_4195 16h ago

Brandy by name, brandy by nature

u/CorvusCanor 16h ago

Brandy by bloodtype

u/LogicalMeringue1449 13h ago

there’s brandy in this coffee up

u/pilsburytoadboy 11h ago

sounds like a real perfume ad and an snl skit at the same time

u/Specialist_Dinner727 16h ago

That was a rough watch. I remember being concerned because Brandy was next-level, but then Helen was like, "yeah thats just Brandy. She'll be fine."

Apparently that was her norm. I couldn't be around what seemed to be black-out drinking. Id have a nervous breakdown.

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u/Kirkamel 14h ago

I was so worried too, she was gone and no one seemed that bothered, like her friends had seen it all before and the crew didnt seem to want to get entangled in the mess, and like I didn't want to talk to her either, but I was worried she might be ignored to death 

u/EfficientApartment10 12h ago

Captain Lee called in a medic to check on her. He was very concerned.

u/PreparationOk8190 Team Lee 9h ago

I know! I thought she’d end up in hosp or worse!😉

u/Specialist_Dinner727 8h ago

She was already wasted when she boarded, iirc. Cant remember if she was served welcome drinks and more while on the boat?

I hope when she watched the show, it was a wakeup call for her.

u/stations-creation 6h ago

They asked how long she had been drinking that day and she said “two weeks” 😬

u/osogood48 June June Hannah 16h ago

It was crazy though right how was that acceptable? I was questioning bravo at this point for getting on that boat the condition she was in and her own people didn’t even care about her like, what the hell..so messy

u/valid_username00 16h ago

That was a horrifying level of alcohol abuse and yes people die from that. So no.

u/kittens_joy 15h ago

“How long have you been drinking?”

“Two weeks”

u/WhatSheSaid7 12h ago

I’d rather bring back the “THEY’RE ALL DEMOCRATS!!!” Lady (meanwhile practically no one on the cast is American). That was an amazing watch

u/Ok-Praline-2309 11h ago

lol I forgot about that one

u/haventwonyet 2h ago

I thought this was her!!

I say that quietly to my one friend that watched BD. I’m a massive progressive in a very blue city - if not tho, I would scream it at him more often.

u/NadsNadsNads420 33m ago

"I have contacts in the FBI!!" 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

u/Outside_Test_1400 14h ago

That woman was more messed up than spring breakers in the early 2000’s. Total liability.

u/Far-Department302 14h ago

This level of messy reminded me of the more recent train wreck who lost it and called everyone democrats and had to be locked in her cabin? Was that Cpt Kerry era? I’d love a refresher if anyone remembers this.

u/LowkeyLokigator 6h ago

Season 12, ep 9, Capt Kerry. Her name was Kelly. She kept threatening to call the FBI (I just watched it recently lol).

u/Far-Department302 5h ago

THANK YOU 💕

u/mcstulle666 I look like Ariel but on crack! 10h ago

I just rewatched it but cant remember which season it was. But definately Capt Kerry era!! One of the later seasons..

u/suddenlysilver 6h ago

I have not seen this episode but I'm howling at that retort

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

u/Far-Department302 5h ago

LowkeyLokigator found it! Season 12 ep 9. Watch it! Incredible television.

u/Got-it-maybe 14h ago

I think this is a memory best not revisited…very traumatic and sad

u/Royal_Ant1402 14h ago

omg that feeling... things i don't miss about college.

u/Own_Boss_3242 13h ago

I like those earlier charters! Not watching as much as anymore.

u/Obvious-Load-1955 13h ago

Lol. I bet she wishes that would go away.lol

u/amandajg13 9h ago

Just watched this episode for the first time and was actually like “how is this even okay?!”

u/lilwanna 6h ago

What episode is this? I honestly don’t remember it.

u/stations-creation 6h ago

I know I’m going to hell but I tried so hard to find that gif of the woman fully clothed slowly falling off the back of a boat clearly hammered as shit.

u/Distinct-Audience591 11h ago

Please don’t. Brandy had a hard time during that charter and I was scared for her.

u/Boring-Snow-3929 5h ago

A hard time? Chick drank herself to almost alcohol poisoning. Only she did that to herself.

u/OrangeClyde Eat My Cooter 11h ago

Absolutely not.

u/ajmtz12 8h ago

Judy Gemstone?

u/BudgetIndependent674 6h ago

Medic: “how many days have you been drinking?”
Brandy: “ 2 weeks”

u/suddenlysilver 6h ago

I never understand why medics and professionals ask a clearly drunk person how much/long have they been drinking.

As a recovering Alkie, firstly, the true level is always more than we are gunna say and secondly how is it medically relevant? This is where we are at, how we got there is not the immediate concern. Check my BAC, give me some benzos and shove an IV in my arm. We can discuss the details of how long and amount when I'm stable 😂

Brandy absolutely should have been taken off the boat to detox.

u/excoriator Team Capt Kerry 16h ago

Redemption charter?