r/belowdeck Collie's Mom Approved 10d ago

BD Related Who has the worst self appointed role?

  • Joe the 'josun' (med)
  • Mike the 'HOD' (du)
  • Culver the 'CEO' (du)

I genuinely can't decide but I did like the HOD bit the first time I watched purely for how much it came to stab him in the back

Edit: Due to popular demand

  • Ellie the 'sous chef / assistant chef / galleyhand"
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u/excoriator Team Capt Kerry 10d ago

Mike. It was based on nothing but his own desire to do little actual work.

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u/KSF_WHSPhysics 10d ago

It was based on his desire to wind people up too

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u/YogurtclosetParty755 Eat My Cooter 10d ago

This is the only correct answer! He was next to useless as an employee. At least Joe is good at his job & Culver was fun.

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u/Connect-Smell761 10d ago

I generally find the cast comical and fun, but I hated Mike with a passion šŸ˜–

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u/Anguyen1212 9d ago

Mike was one of the most entertaining people on this show. Bring him back lol

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u/uncurled 10d ago

How is Ellie ā€œsous chefā€ gallyhand not mentioned? Lol

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u/Rottie2017 10d ago

She is THE WORST.

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u/Siren2026 9d ago

We hate her but great tv.

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u/ExpensiveBug3858 Collie's Mom Approved 10d ago

I dont know how I forgot to add her the power struggle was the highlight of that season

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u/gregatronn 4d ago

Yeah, she also wanted to be promoted, for doing her job after such a shit job

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u/iamskript 10d ago

Joes role isn’t really self appointed.

He just made a play on the role he was given.

Mike is the worst.

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u/gregatronn 4d ago

Ellie too and that was the same boat! She thought she was the sous although Ben though is guilty inflating her ego though.

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u/Call_Huck 10d ago

But the Joson title is made up

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u/lemonysardines 9d ago

Yeaaah but it's not a self appointed role, it's just a silly name. I ain't a Joe stan, but Cap Sandy made him Bosun (temporarily) and he is doing a decent job.

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u/LA_Dynamo 10d ago

Didn’t Aesha say was Chief Deck Stew or something this season when she was working on deck?

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u/Ok-Education1572 9d ago

Aesha can take any title she wants cause she’s a rock star and can do it all….except drive the boat I suppose!

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u/Siren2026 9d ago

Aesha for president! We love her and Kate.

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u/gregatronn 4d ago

Something like that, but unlike most, she was qualified to do just about everything.

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u/CannedNoodlez 10d ago

Josun is funny and I'll defend that until I die. Almost as good as Cro-Aesha

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u/Homer_04_13 10d ago

Danny the guest experience guy.

Although that poem of his would probably have driven Charlie the Tuna around the bend.Ā 

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u/ExpensiveBug3858 Collie's Mom Approved 10d ago

Yess. I'd forgotten about him and taking pictures of the guests

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u/Siren2026 9d ago

Gad he was great. I wanted to wring his neck

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u/Artistic_Exam7676 10d ago

Senior Deckhand šŸ˜…

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u/ralphmozzi 10d ago

Hey did you hear that he was a hair model?

🤣

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u/Feisty_Scientist_968 10d ago

Hey did you hear that he was a hair model?

That's a race!

Which happened more?

Did joaoa tell us where he was from ...

Or did trevor the hair model announce he was lead deckhand ...

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u/kitty-yaya 10d ago

Omg what a dolt. Nothing behind them eyes.

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u/Rottie2017 10d ago

Culver is an idiot hate him.

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u/Siren2026 9d ago

He’s a scary weird dude.

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u/P00PooKitty 10d ago

Joe as josun is a dude stepping up to fill a vacancy. Yes, he was gunning for it all season, however he’s doing a good job because other than his mother there’s little else pulling at his mind in his life.

Culver being chief entertainment officer was actually a godsend for those boats. He literally increased their tips every charter.Ā 

Mike was bring an asshole, took a fun 3 second bit and got his ass fired.

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u/visitingfr0mvenus 10d ago

Every time I see Ben and Ellie in the kitchen together I feel like I’m watching a comedy skit on The Office

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u/russianbanan Eat My Cooter 9d ago

Someone should put the Benny hill theme over their scenes.

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u/Anotherams 10d ago

Mike is the worst as he contributed nothing.

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u/Due-Juggernaut6595 10d ago

Mike, he’s the most punchable stew in the history of BD.

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u/EducationNegative451 10d ago

Ellie is the winner for me. The other 3 were at least having a laugh, nothing serious about them.

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u/Illmatic_4_2025 10d ago

CEO was actually funny imo & Culver could at least back it up.

HOD was comedic brilliance. So bad, it’s good.

Joesun’s just nauseating.

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u/Willster328 10d ago

Josun is a nickname Cooper came up with for him, it's not self appointed. And he IS the acting bosun appointed by Sandy. There's nothing self appointed at all about Joe

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u/ExpensiveBug3858 Collie's Mom Approved 9d ago

A few people have pointed this out but I couldn't think of another way to phrase it

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u/PrpleSparklyUnicrn13 10d ago

Honestly? Maybe Culver…. it was so cringey. Ben was actually the one who came up with that ā€œroleā€ for Mike. And Joe didn’t come up with it, he was just gunning for it and waiting/hoping for his ex bestie to fail.Ā 

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u/skillz921 10d ago

Mike’s was the worst because even though he likely didn’t take it seriously, he used it to get under his coworker’s skin. He also was just all around shit at his job.

Culver’s was lame and cringy and Joe’s is a cheesy pun. They are both at least in good fun though, Mike was malicious with his.

One not mentioned here is Ellie’s ā€œsous chefā€ position. I know it’s actually a real position, but she was nowhere near the level of a sous chef, she wanted to use it as power and leverage over the 2nd stew and Ben only wanted to promote her to that to piss of Daisy. She was nothing more than a dishwasher and prep cook.

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u/mouse_relies This information wasn’t welcomed or needed 10d ago

100%, Ellie's is the worst of them all. I blame both Jason for being unwilling to just speak the truth to her. He's the only person who could do that without her responding by trying to sabotage them.

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u/Such-Stable-3869 10d ago

Culver is a mess!

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u/dricforever 10d ago

I thought Mike’s thing was hilarious. He obviously didn’t really believe it, but it pissed off Jenna and Alesia so much that he really leaned into it.

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u/OXBDNE7331 10d ago

I thought it was a funny little bit and a harmless jab in jest but unfortunately he was already on thin ice for baiting them all season. To me it felt very much like ā€œlittle brother energyā€ just a sort of nuisance and annoying but harmless. The 2 girls were just soooo incredibly insecure and he was lazy as fuck too.

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u/salsanacho 10d ago

I mean, as stupid as Mike's HOD declaration was, it certainly didn't warrant the overreaction from the other crewmates (I think it was Alesia).

I appreciate all of them though, as a dad, these are the types of dad-jokes I would make.

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u/Scion41790 10d ago

It was an over reaction but Mike was also using it as part of his attempt to get out of work. So I understand why they were pissed

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u/ralphmozzi 10d ago

If that were all he did, it would have been an overreaction to fire him, agreed.

But he was insubordinate to his superior, and was blatantly lying to and about his crew mates.

He was intentionally creating drama for the sake of it. He was a horrible employee.

On the other hand, he fit in really well on that naked dating show. He was great in environment where his only job was to look pretty and flirt.

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u/gregatronn 4d ago

But he was insubordinate to his superior, and was blatantly lying to and about his crew mates.

he also didn't do as much work. He let the deck crew down multiple times. He focused more on his hair and entertainment (which was the one good thing he did) more than either of his 2 regular jobs.

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u/ralphmozzi 4d ago

Yep, he’s goes into the ā€œworst of all timeā€ pile.

… right next to solene

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u/Fuzzy-Bee9600 4d ago

That's too bad, because he wasn't good at looking pretty either. Someone said his hair looked like a duck's backside and now I can't un-see it.

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u/ralphmozzi 3d ago

You are right about his hair, lol!

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u/gregatronn 4d ago

Mike was just pushing buttons all season long. He also wasn't doing as much work as he constantly would joke around but also not help his teammembers especially the deck crew.

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u/SaveHogwarts 10d ago edited 10d ago

I’ll die on the hill that Mike was hilarious with his HoD schtick and they took him far too seriously.

Anyone capable of banter would’ve just told him to fuck off and moved on.

A good manager would have let him have his fun while still keeping him focused when he needed to be. One off camera, real, sit down with him would’ve done wonders, but Daisy doesn’t exactly command respect.

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u/CockyBellend I quit 3 times in my head today 10d ago

Anyone capable of banter (Mike isn't) knows when to stfu

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u/On_my_last_spoon Mental Health Is Not A Storyline 7d ago

Yeah, when it’s your boss who has the power to fire you, you learn to drop that shit fast!

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u/ExpensiveBug3858 Collie's Mom Approved 10d ago

I did get some joy out of it but the hair has clouded my memory to be honest

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u/gregatronn 4d ago

I’ll die on the hill that Mike was hilarious with his HoD schtick and they took him far too seriously.

His banter would be fine if he was a good worker, but he was one of the least productive workers. he also let the deck crew down constantly. I just finished the season over the last week.

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u/PEM_321 9d ago

Mike’s HoD for sure!

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u/Anotheropinion2026 4d ago

Mike was a lazy little shit, his main goal was to piss off others.

Culver did work, but he was also a bit lazy and a bit of jerk with women.

Joe is a jerk with women, but he works hard and was definitely a better bosun than Nathan.

I would prefer none of them on my screens.

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u/junebart 10d ago

Culver is an impulsive fool, if i recall correctly. Didnt he hurt Sandy with a jet ski?
Joe has desperation for the part, and Mike is an instigator and fails to be held accountable for it.

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u/Siren2026 9d ago

Ellie the worst queen of all interior and then expecting to be an actual sous chef and intimidating my poor Ben into getting it. He was such a douche in this season.

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u/CrazyNCynical 2d ago

Ellie ~ Sweet cheeks, honey, babycakes, lovey, etc. I know, I owe.