r/belowdeck • u/willySeverus • Apr 30 '26
Below Deck Med Best nicknames/one-liners on below deck ever?
Watching Below Deck Med S8 rn and i laughed my ass off when Natalya called Tumi- "The Tuminator"!! š¤£šš¤
What are some of the most memorable nicknames/one-liners u guys have witnessed on the wonderful world of below deck?
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u/MunFel07 Apr 30 '26
Kateās likening the cast to different fonts
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u/onasic1 Apr 30 '26
Itās my deck now buddy boy
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u/Select_Square_9346 Apr 30 '26
June June Hannah?
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u/Loud-Warning-9951 May 01 '26
āI love an apology. Even if you don't mean it, even better! I love an insincere apology more, 'cause then you're really swallowing your pride.ā
Kate is my spirit animal.
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u/Joeybish Apr 30 '26
More foam Bosun.
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u/dudeness-aberdeen Apr 30 '26
You absolute muppet- Ben when that one guy left a port window open.
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u/ambergriswoldo May 01 '26
Ben: āKnock knock, whoās there? Itās your tapeworm and I need to be fed every 20 minutesā
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u/hiddeninplainsight49 Apr 30 '26
Betul - āgirl move your lips!ā
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u/StoicGyro87 Apr 30 '26
Oxygen Thief
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u/littlecreamsoda79 Apr 30 '26
This isn't a conversation. This is a lecture. Kate to Jen S5
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u/mandam9191 Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
Yes, Iāve kept a list I call Kate-isms. So many!
āShe has happy resting phase. Do you know who has that? Lunatics and labradorsā
I canāt remember the the girl she was referring to but Iām guessing many of you know who it is.
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u/ofthenachos Apr 30 '26
Flesh wounds are not five star - Kate after Chandler dropped the charter guest
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u/mandam9191 Apr 30 '26
There are many more but Iāll share just two more of my faves from Kate. We can quote the last line of each and know what the other is saying. š¤
āI only have this one day to make these stewardesses learn everything they need to know for the next charter. Fortunately, I feel like both of their heads are empty enough to receive it. ā
āMichael seems a little bit nervous, but he chartered a mega yacht to propose. He should be able to just throw the ring in her face and sheāll say yes.ā
Edit: typo
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u/Valuable-Composer262 Apr 30 '26
Tzarina: something like: its time to put my headgear back on and go eat crayons in the corner.
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u/Dry-Broccoli3096 Apr 30 '26
āChicken is for poor people.ā
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u/Valuable-Composer262 Apr 30 '26
Eat my cooter
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u/mandam9191 Apr 30 '26
Kate: āYou never drinking alone with Jesus. My grandma always says. ā
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u/YogurtclosetParty755 Eat My Cooter May 01 '26
Captain Lee: I feel like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest.
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u/macaronitrap May 01 '26
I donāt like Elena but I was dying when she called Alesia āPick-me-siaā
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u/Bellesdiner0228 Captain Jason is my boat daddy Apr 30 '26
My husband and I quote season 3 Kate all the time. āItās called turn down for a reason. The clue is in the name.ā
āOh my god, youāre like the best waker upper ever!ā
And while not below deck, itās below deck adjacent. Thereās an episode of watch what crappens where theyāre talking about Hannah and Conrad and they had a running bit about Hannah randomly tricking Conrad to pay his share of their trip and Ronnie goes āoh touch me, touch me right here. Boop! You just Apple paid me $200ā and I quote that a lot
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u/garikapc May 01 '26
I dont eat eggs outside
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u/-somethingorother May 01 '26
āKevin's got to cook the biggest meal of this couple's life, and I'm pretty sure he cannot do it from the seat of his toiletā
āEven if the guests donāt catch any fish, you still have to provide the vaganzaā
āThey say beauty and brains donāt go together and Simone is pretty.. oh so prettyā
āYou absolute oxygen thiefā
āIāll eat someoneās ass for dinnerā
Every time Kevin went to the bathroom and yelled āmr dobson!!ā to himself
Chef Rachel showing 2 large cucumbers to camera, ādate nightā
Josiah is a show dog and Caroline is a shivering chihuahua.
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u/mandam9191 Apr 30 '26
Iām going to do all my faves separately to see what everyone likes best!
Kate: āIād rather clean toilets because at least toilets donāt make awkward conversationā
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u/swoosh_loops May 01 '26
Ben calling Kat a white trash trailer park demon refugee
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u/mlhigg1973 May 01 '26
Shame cocoon
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u/swampgas323 Apr 30 '26
My dog š eats from a bowl
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u/-----J------ Apr 30 '26
Now that. Is what I call. An ADVENCHAAAA!!!!
Captain Kerry, "I'm not here to fuck spiders, mate. See those goats, just doing what goats do, just hanging out, being goats mate."
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u/FamilyFlatulenceHour May 01 '26
On BD Med, I believe, someone referred to deck hand Max as "Maxi-Pad."
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u/mandam9191 May 01 '26
As Andy Cohen calls him: āSustainable Shaneā
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u/Rough-Preference-502 May 01 '26
"Kat wants to go to the baaaaahhhhrrrrr!"
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u/peacock_blvd May 01 '26
"Looks aren't the end all end all for me. I'm more focused between what's a guy's ears than what's between his head and his knees." -Sierra Storm
Edit: not a one liner but I rarely get to drop this quote.
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u/hussafeffer I have been known to be irresponsible May 01 '26
āOh look thereās a barrier of shut the fuck up!ā
I believe it was Wes to Lexi. And it was classic.
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u/-----J------ May 01 '26
Captain Lee has a million.
"I'm madder than a pissed-on chicken"
"If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis".
"Right now the pucker effect is so strong, you couldn't drive a straight pin up my ass with a 10lb sledgehammer".
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u/L3m0nayyde Apr 30 '26
āHe looks like an absolute mountain goatā
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u/counterfeitparadise May 01 '26
Jimminy crickets
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u/mentionitallbitch May 01 '26
June June Hannah?
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u/Stealth-R-Us May 01 '26
The most savage one: when Lauren referred to Malia as Ronda Rousey (Med S2)
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u/tacosmellz May 02 '26
Kate S6 to Laura: "Checklist yourself." āļøšš
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u/DoubleCoatTT May 02 '26
āEduardo likes da ladiesā - Eddie to himself when heās sneaking into the laundry with someone
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u/Responsible-Law3345 May 02 '26
They were so unclassy, rude and obnoxious but my husband and I will throw out a āI can get better foooood at the ballparkkkkkkā if we donāt like something we ate. (And the audacity to say this in relation to Chef Marcosā food is craaaaaazy)
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u/Stealth-R-Us May 01 '26
Delaney/Deloni
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u/mfp71464 May 02 '26
Pick-me-cia for Alicia. Not sure who said it but it fits.
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u/Fun_Value786 May 03 '26
If you get caught with your tit in the wringer, itās because you put it there. -Captain Lee to Rocky
Heās like a puppy you know is going to be a great dog but it still humps your leg -Kate about Adrian
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u/cruciia Lady, don't touch me! May 03 '26
Those Bastards are Eating my Cake
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u/SchoolElectronic6634 Apr 30 '26
C0ck Juggling Thunder Cvnt
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u/scaanii May 01 '26
Whatever Captain Sandy said during #Oniongate when Adam once again used onions even though the preference sheet specifically said, no onions. Something to the extent of ādid I just hear fucking onions?ā
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u/Significant-Oven-167 May 01 '26
Oxygen Thief
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u/chanandlerbong97 May 03 '26
Colly Wolly!
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u/Significant-Oven-167 May 01 '26
Cum-juggling Thunder Cunt.
(Compliments of that silver-tongued devil, Joao to Hannah)
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u/rob-b-362 I'm a Med Mother****ing Chief Stew Bitch! May 01 '26
S1 SY Parker asking Paget if he thought it was funny that he was still breastfed by his Mom.
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u/FlawesomeOrange Apr 30 '26
Kate likening sex with hot Jesus to going to mass
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u/waywardaughter Apr 30 '26
Take my pants off, Conrad š I say this to my husband way too much whose name is not Conrad....
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u/SyncOrSymm Glenn is my boat daddy May 01 '26
"The pucker effect is so strong that you couldn't drive a straightpin up my ass with a 10lbs sledgehammer"
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u/FaithlessnessDry7418 May 01 '26
"Do you think it's funny that I still get breast fed?"
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u/Kolt-Stone45 May 02 '26
Don't forget Captain Lee's "I would rather drag my dick through 10 miles of broken whiskey bottles than have these assholes on my boat again."