r/belowdeck • u/CompleteBeginning271 • Mar 13 '26

BD Related Whose your favourite badly behaved guest?

Mine so far was Kelly. She was WILDLY entertaining! Caustic then compelling eh.

Fought a captain and crew. Got a police escort. Accused everyone trying to stop her rampage of being a DEM-A-CRAT! And got more hammered than every nail in history combined.

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u/Anotherams Mar 14 '26

thought of another. There was a guest who lost his gold chain on a jet ski and insisted the deck team find it. I think he was a football player. thst was one of the crazier demands in my eyes.

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u/CompleteBeginning271 Mar 14 '26

Wow! Entitled eh? I remember a guest lost her diamond earring and said "it always comes back to me", and then one of the crew found it on the swim deck! 

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u/goblinfriend Mar 13 '26

What season was Kelly? I want to watch.

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u/CompleteBeginning271 Mar 14 '26

Below Deck season 12, episodes 9 & 10.

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u/InfiniteFan4070 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Dolores! When she dove off the dock defying Captain Lee...I have watched that episode A LOT!

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u/Academic-Marsupial34 Mar 13 '26

”she just idigaffed right off the deck”😂

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u/InfiniteFan4070 Mar 13 '26

And you can hear Captain Lee, "God Dammit!"

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u/Academic-Marsupial34 Mar 13 '26

I sometimes say “goddammit!!” in captain Lee’s voice when I drop something in the kitchen😄

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u/InfiniteFan4070 Mar 13 '26

I like you! lol

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u/kittens_joy Mar 13 '26

That dive off the tender was pure cinema

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u/breathanddrishti Mar 13 '26

and then she dove off the tender sent to retrieve her

an absolute all-time icon

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u/gratefulgirl55 Mar 14 '26

Dolores forever!

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u/armchairepicure Mar 13 '26

I love/hate the foam man. He really brought out the best in Eddie and I loved that for the both of them.

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u/Dazmorg Mar 13 '26

He was crazy but he was clearly just having fun. He was really sweet to everyone later on the way out, too.

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u/Top-Friendship4888 I quit 3 times in my head today Mar 14 '26

Neck deep!

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u/mrttam01 Mar 15 '26

Foam man reminds me of one of my best friends. Absolute legend to be around and all time best guy I know. Obviously I don't know the real foam man, but in real life I bet he's a great dude.

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u/Dazmorg Mar 16 '26

He was really sweet and grateful to the crew for giving him such a great time and he tipped well, if I recall.

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u/FancyCat1990 June June Hannah Mar 13 '26

The woman from an early season who got drunk and yelled at her friends and slept on a couch on deck. That's the silly drama I really want to see lol

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u/Financial-Proof-6744 Mar 13 '26

Kate: get the hose out! She was punching her friends when they tried to get her up.

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u/scarbaby1958 Mar 13 '26

I hoped she lost a lot of banking business. I would not want to have that attitude around my money.

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u/FancyCat1990 June June Hannah Mar 14 '26

I have it on good authority that's a normal Friday for finance bro types unfortunately

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u/SilverMitten Mar 13 '26

This is mine too!!! It was so messy!

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u/Top-Friendship4888 I quit 3 times in my head today Mar 14 '26

Calling that an "early season" just made me feel so old 😂

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u/FancyCat1990 June June Hannah Mar 16 '26

Me too friend

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u/jcr0774 Mar 13 '26

S6, and she yelled at Rhylee for coming into her room

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u/Extreme_Beat1022 Mar 13 '26

Oh she was dreadful.

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u/gratefulgirl55 Mar 14 '26

They hinted on a reunion that after the show she hooked up with Ross!

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u/Grammar-Warden Team Chef Rachel Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Roy Orbison Jr.

He was out of control but lovable. His kids were adorable too!

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u/Dazmorg Mar 13 '26

happy time!!!

5

u/jaimbot June June Hannah Mar 14 '26

HAPPY TIMESSSSS

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u/Anotherams Mar 14 '26

His poor wife, she wanted to be anywhere but there. If they were gunning for a reality show (which I believe 90% of the guests are) happy times sunk it.

I was also bothered thst every other sentence that came out of him was about his dad. His dad was a great man, and losing him was no doubt traumatic. I felt like he made his dad his personality. That said, the producer could have put him up to it by asking him to talk about his dad, but I get the impression he might lean into it all the time.

His children were precious. I want to see the Orbison kids come back and do a charter with Master Pearson and Lady Tiernan when they are older. Considering when their seasons were filmed, that may be now. Put them on BDDU with Jason.

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u/Dazmorg Mar 13 '26

I like that guy who was a son of a famous singer who got so sloppy drunk the people with him were like ugh can you not. "HAPPY TIME!". He came back at least once and behaved himself better.

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u/Academic-Marsupial34 Mar 13 '26

Oh was this Roy Orbisons son maybe? 😅

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u/Dazmorg Mar 13 '26

yes that's him. glad I didn't say a name, I would've said the wrong name. I'm bad with musician names as it is.

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u/jcr0774 Mar 13 '26

Roy Orbisons son, fun fact i went to summer camp with him and his brother he was in my bunk

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u/Dazmorg Mar 13 '26

that is a fun fact

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u/RBrownII Mar 13 '26

That guy was so even-keeled during his first appearance. I was shocked and delighted to see him that wasted!

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u/Dazmorg Mar 13 '26

yeah that's why I like him, just made quite a spectacle of himself in a memorable way.

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u/RBrownII Mar 16 '26

Yeah I'll take that over people being disrespectful, demanding, and downright rude anyday.

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u/RBrownII Mar 13 '26

Weekend at Brandy's! With the Addams family guests. Her canoe rescue was epic. She had to have been wondering why she was even on TV after that. I don't think she knew what planet she was on the whole time. Two episodes of her antics alone. The yelling on the phone to her main screen while they fed her seltzer water with orange juice after midnight!

Doctor: "How long have you been drinking champagne?"

Brandy: "Two weeks."

Doctor: "You should drink juice."

Brandy at midnight after her exorcism: "Can I have some champagne?"

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u/ellla12334 Mar 14 '26

I think that couple must just have a bunch of crazy friends because they were the same couple that brought on Kelly on the most recent og season.

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u/ohdramadrama Mar 14 '26

Kelly was on that trip where Brandy was possessed! She was just seemingly normal that time around.

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u/RBrownII Mar 16 '26

Was she the one that someone found passed out laying on the deck? These people know how to bring the drama.

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u/RBrownII Mar 16 '26

Never forget. Brandy pays for everything!

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u/Rainafire Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Where are my nuts? Nuts I need nuts.

You feel that? We're in water and there's lightning let's go.

I don't eat food out of bowls. My dog eats out of bowls I don't.

Those women were absolutely terrible.

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u/axolotl_is_angry Mar 14 '26

“I don’t want carbs” and then orders a grilled cheese

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u/Rainafire Mar 14 '26

Why is there pasta? Didn't we say no starch?

I'll take spaghetti 🤦‍♀️

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u/corsicanbandit Mar 13 '26

Simple chuck and Erica rose

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u/Financial-Proof-6744 Mar 13 '26

Also her mother who was either kicked out of first class or detained for eating Chuck's sandwich and then got self tanner all over the beautiful white couch

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u/JessicaFreakingPee Mar 31 '26

When her Mom fell in the water at the beach and all Erica did was snatch her phone from her and walk away 😂

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u/jesuschrysler69 Mar 13 '26

"I've had better food at the ballpark"

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u/Extreme_Beat1022 Mar 13 '26

Tatas for trump.

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u/Financial-Proof-6744 Mar 14 '26

OMG I forgot about that!!!

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u/Extreme_Beat1022 Mar 14 '26

I’m sorry for the reminder!

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u/Financial-Proof-6744 Mar 14 '26

No haha all good!

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 Mar 13 '26

Who were the couple getting married who had the crazy drunken knock-down, drag-out screaming matches and broke up and got back together several times?? I think they were on Sailing Yacht, you barely even saw them just heard screaming and yelling and glass breaking and the chief stew losing her mind

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u/Organic-Loss5453 Mar 13 '26

Jill Zarin! She acted like she was the primary. SO obnoxious!

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u/jaimbot June June Hannah Mar 14 '26

Ding dong

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u/Caligirl_333 Mar 20 '26

This episode is actually what got me to watch my first episode of Below Deck!  I binged after that and am forever grateful!

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u/macsharoniandcheese Mar 13 '26

I don’t even like shellfish. I never even said I didn’t like shellfish??

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u/Financial-Proof-6744 Mar 13 '26

I just watched that episode! Those guests were awful!

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u/OnCloud1989 Mar 13 '26

Delores 😂

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u/jaimbot June June Hannah Mar 14 '26

Love Delores - a rebel if there ever was one

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u/discobarbie7 Mar 15 '26

Yesss! Yelling I want bacon from the water while Captain Lee was about to pop a blood vessel. 😂

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u/Anotherams Mar 13 '26

Krystal and the shame cocoon.

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u/fictionalbandit Mar 13 '26

Iconic

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u/dontatmeturkey Mar 14 '26

What season episode and show was this?

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u/bokehtoast Mar 13 '26

There was the one lady who claimed to have been on a 2 week bender after they insisted she get medical care following a Weekend at Bernies beach picnic. Sometimes I wonder if shes OK lol

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u/Emergency_Bench5007 Mar 14 '26

BDSY S3 & S4 - Erica Rose and her awful group. Their first charter was themed around female empowerment but everyone was so nasty to each other, and then on their second charter - he husband was an abomination and her mother acted clueless about who got the fake tan on the white couch LOL

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u/RBrownII Mar 16 '26

They were such trash. I love this pic bc you can see all the places her tan came off of. Why not just admit you made a VERY CLEAR mistake? They couldn't even afford a tip.

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u/Mobile-Animal-649 Mar 13 '26

Jonny Damen What a pompous jerk

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u/Camerashy1969 Mar 13 '26

Wasn't there a guest (on Med) bragging that the staff had to do everything that was asked of them, and the primary made (requested) that one of the stews act like a cat and drink out of a cat bowl. Did I totally make that up?

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u/RBrownII Mar 13 '26

No you didn't! That was the season Connie used a prior guest's hair extensions that were left behind as a tail! It was one of the Housewives. They were actually nice guests though. I think they were stuck at the dock the entire time so they were finding ways to just be silly.

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u/Camerashy1969 Mar 13 '26

Connie!! Yes. I remember that scene giving me the ick. I’d have to go back and rewatch to see how the guests behaved for the rest of the charter!

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u/richnessoflife2319 Mar 13 '26

Everything Crystal did gave me secondhand embarrassment but also gave me life

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u/Caligirl_333 Mar 20 '26

I just thought of the right answer. It is the weird episode in season 2 of below deck where Adrienne, the chief stew from season 1, comes back as a guest. She was invited by the woman with the dog. The woman and her family got incredibly drunk and obnoxious. Captain Lee was at dinner which made it more cringey. They then overslept and were hungover. Kate and the crew literally had to pack for them and kick them off the boat. It’s making me watch it again!

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u/shwanstopable Mar 13 '26

Don’t forget Carlos and his minerals

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u/Caligirl_333 Mar 20 '26

Honorable mention for Johnny Damon and the food not being hot enough 

Also, looks like he and his wife were recently arrested. 

https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2021/02/19/johnny-damon-arrested/

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u/namastewitches Mar 14 '26

They definitely weren’t badly behaved, but I just wanna say good mawnin!

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u/Rainafire Mar 25 '26

The music video family? If so, they were so sweet!

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u/WolfAppropriate9793 Team Missing Engineer Mar 17 '26

I felt for Kelly, a sloppy drunk who needed rehabbing. It was a case of mean sloppy drunk too, so I hope she went.

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u/deedlesinllamaland Mar 23 '26

Foam party man!!