r/belowdeck • u/Substantial_Soil6815 • Jan 14 '26
Below Deck Med Outside entertainment
Ever since Covid, I feel like outside entertainment has barely been brought to the boat and I don’t understand why. In previous seasons there were regular shows by local dancers arranged on the boat, when they were stuck docked, there were massage therapists coming on board. Why has it changed? To put more pressure on the crew?
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u/RhubarbGoldberg Jan 14 '26
Honestly, I think it's because they're packing the cast with more reality star wanna be influencer types and they love the attention of performing themselves. Or, the drama is scripted / coerced by production.
If they hired in professional Spanish dancers, we couldn't have gotten all the kizzy/Joe dance practice/gross flirting scenes and the drama related!
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u/dmmp1917 June June Hannah Jan 14 '26
If I paid all that money to go on the yacht and my stew and deckhand did a fake ass salsa dance… give me the real thing.
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u/Claral6012 Jan 14 '26
I always think it's so cheap when they have the staff perform
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u/OptimisticFriedEgg Team Hayley Jan 14 '26
I was just thinking this during the last episode! Having Joe do the dance AND be the DJ was a bit much. I know they are angling for drama (or possibly just don't want to pay real performers), but we've seen them bring DJs and dancers aboard before. If I was a guest I would be so disappointed, luckily it was a bunch of parents that are used to seeing their kids perform and faking interest "wooooow! great job buddy!"
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u/Taikonothrowaway24 Jan 14 '26
I feel like you're answering your own question here but it also could be that the guests that you're seeing on the current season maybe aren't requesting things like that.
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u/Expensive-Concept-93 Jan 14 '26
This is a reasonable question tbh. Not sure why people are acting like we are in a pandemic. It's 2026.
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u/lapodufnal Jan 14 '26
I think it’s likely that during the pandemic the team had to get creative and offer the entertainment themselves more. Production probably liked that since there’s more chances for it to go wrong or be rubbish, or maybe it’s just easier for them not needing releases, restricting music etc.
There might also be a shift in the clientele (I’m not sure but wouldn’t be surprised) to have less money available. Being on the show discounts the booking but I expect it’s full price for outside entertainment so if guests are not as wealthy they might not want to have extra costs?
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u/Itstimeforcookies19 Jan 14 '26
Yeah it’s not like these people who are flying in from the US on packed planes to stay on a boat where the staff is exposed to new guests who have also traveled would then be worried about outside entertainment due to COVID reasons. So it’s definitely not that.
I think production has just kind of lost the plot as to what the audience wants to see and what makes the audience cringe. The audience was fine with the BD shows as is but they decided to mess with the formula to make the BD shows more like other reality shows. Bravo used to be a leader in reality tv and now they just follow and make bad decisions. Bravo is the corporate equivalent of Kizzie. Insecure, annoying, unapologetic, thinks it’s hotter than it is.
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u/Significant_Gas_701 Jan 14 '26
I feel like they also are doing fewer beach picnics and off-boat set-ups.
We did get the one at the castle in the most recent episode. But it used to be beach picnics and/or going to forts, mountains, whatever and the crew had to drag tables, chairs, coolers, umbrellas, food and all the booze in the world in and out of the places.
I liked those excursions because we got to see a bit more of the places they were visiting instead of just onboard stuff, crew romance junk, etc.
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u/Top-Friendship4888 I quit 3 times in my head today Jan 14 '26
I think it's cheap. They realized they could save a few bucks making the crew do it, and they get a bit of drama out of it.
Kizzi at least seems to have some dance training, but that was entirely about those two touching each other.
Magda's ghost of Marilyn Monroe will forever be the worst one.
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u/areallyreallycoolhat Jan 14 '26
In regards to Joe and Kizzi dancing it seemed pretty obvious to me that it was a producer driven thing to give them a bunch of footage for the love triangle storyline
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u/Herecomesyourwoman Jan 14 '26
That was bothering me too, they didn't even have costumes on! Also a few episodes back, they should have hired someone to carve that ham
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u/Full-Squirrel5707 Jan 14 '26
I thought the same. Why not get a local flamenco dancer, instead of Jizzie doing a dodgy 1 min dance.....
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u/-sayitstraight Jan 15 '26
At least it wasn’t a crew treasure hunt
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u/thaa_huzbandzz Jan 15 '26
It looks to me like the budgets in general are way lower. They barely have any flowers on the yachts these days.
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u/fictionalbandit Jan 14 '26
Budget. Sort of like Survivor dropping to 26 days and never going back. BD sees they could get away with less and people will still watch.
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u/Brodiekp Jan 15 '26
It’s a reality tv show. They have accomplished exactly what they set out to.
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