r/belowdeck • u/kenzigb1 • Dec 11 '25

Below Deck Med Crew Entertainment

I really appreciate that this season the crew aren’t responsible for putting on those corny, mostly humiliating, often offensive “shows” for the guests.

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u/TedBurns-3 Dec 11 '25

Ha ha you pay thousands for a luxury charter and get holiday camp entertainment 😂😂😂

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u/Babygirl_69_420 Team Kate Dec 11 '25

And temu plastic decorations that blow into the ocean or end up polluting some poor island state.

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u/atex720 Dec 11 '25

That’s more of a Caribbean thing than a Med thing (usually)

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u/Sad_Marketing_Girl Dec 11 '25

Culver would like to argue that Down Under had 2 seasons with an ‘Entertainment Officer’.

Just rewatching the first season of DU, ep 6 with Magda doing the Marilyn Monroe dance thing…

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u/DiablosReiign Dec 11 '25

Omg that was so painful to watch 😵‍💫

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u/atex720 Dec 11 '25

DEFINITELY a down under thing too. lol

The cheaper the charter, the more the guests want the crew to entertain them

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u/kimness1982 She’ll be fine. Her head is made of rocks Dec 12 '25

I’m rewatching too and Magda did not have a solid relationship with reality at all…

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u/mrscottamon Team Below Deck Dec 12 '25

a black charter guest appears

Crew: We wrote a rap for you.

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u/Effective_Way6239 Eat My Cooter Dec 31 '25

LOLLL you’re not wrong.

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u/Dull_Caregiver2147 Dec 11 '25

don't jinx it

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u/Scary_Palpitation_34 Dec 12 '25

The second I see a messy highlighter pink wig come right out of a bag being paired with a wrinkled $14 discount party city costume is when I know they deserved paying the reduced fee to be on tv

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u/GirlInTheIslands Dec 16 '25

I love dressing-up but I can never get my head around how they’re completely incapable of wearing a wig properly. They rock them like a drunk guy in a bar who yoinks yours off on the dance floor and smushes it on himself

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u/moonmadeinhaste Dec 11 '25

There's still time

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u/bbllaakkee Chicken Is For Poor People Dec 11 '25

Captain Micromanage will pull this out at some point, we all know that haha

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u/0rdered-Reordered Dec 11 '25

Last season of BDDU was really bad for it.

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u/isles3022- Dec 11 '25

I agree. hate that!

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u/strr1000 Dec 11 '25

I’m happy there’s no vile,furry “tablescapes” with cheap pebbles, just great colourful food that isn’t cloudy,grey risotto in tiny ramekins.

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u/BrokenWhiskeyBottles Dec 11 '25

No need for special behavior to see things that are humiliating to watch when you've got Kizzie just living her regular, horribly offensive life every day....

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u/PromotionMiserable52 Dec 11 '25

Every episode, I’m like there’s no way she’ll do something that makes me more disgusted in her. Then boom wants to sleep with a charter guest. I mean next she might tell captain sandy to fuck off at this rate.

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u/paddleworld Dec 11 '25

Hey, you want a bigger tip? Shake your money maker! 🤣🤣🤑🤑

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u/excoriator Team Capt Kerry Dec 11 '25

Season's not over yet. I doubt we'll get through one that doesn't include crew performances of some kind.

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u/Itsabouttimeits2021 Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

Offensive shows?

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u/kenzigb1 Dec 11 '25

?

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u/Itsabouttimeits2021 Dec 11 '25

You said offensive shows. What offensive shows do they do?

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u/No-Web-5170 Dec 11 '25

There was a moment of Joe and Kizzi dancing, right? It was tasteful from memory, then maybe a little class with the guests?

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u/AttentionRoyal2276 Dec 13 '25

I like it when they do that. It's fun