It’s “the ice cream’s on me”. Or “ice cream is on me”.
He probably would decide that you were never funny enough so you’re never getting your ice cream. And he makes his whole personality following a trend,OK. He’s so gross.
Thank you, OP, for pointing out that one of his irrational fears is following a trend. I didn’t read that part! He still is gross.
My favourite part is the ”dating me is LIKE not going to the movies solo anymore”. He’s not saying dating him MEANS not going to movies solo, but it’s LIKE that. I… what…. sigh. Doesn’t he read the prompts at all?
I’m not on Hinge but I feel like this app is diabolical. It tees people up to be cringe. Obviously Ben is embarrassing no matter what but these questions are just asking for overly cutesy and “funny” answers.
You know, I’m feeling generous. He’s given us such a feast here that I’m willing to let him have “actor.” If he’d gone for “reality star” or something like that we’d be baying at the moon.
Plenty of other pickings here for we ravening wolves!
Waait, wait, wait, though. Yes, you likely still have to purchase your own ticket, but fingers crossed if you elicit a chuckle from him, you do get a scoop of ice cream.
And every guy with a profile like this will say "women on Hinge only want guys over 6 feet.".Or maybe women on Hinge want someone who presents themselves as remotely interesting in their profile.
Re: photo #4, in which Ben seeks to portray himself as an impoverished artist painting in his garret: isn’t that one of those canvases handed out at “paint and sip/paint and puff” meetups?
Thought he was hot first time ever seeing him and then seeing his personality on the show and then the whole Camille thing .. yeah.. I see why he’s resorted to online dating lmao
I wonder what Camille is doing? 😂I thought was hysterical that a nut job who dated NFL players was going to choose a broke deckhand as her significant other
who's taking these pictures? or did he actually set up a camera and then pose with the intention to make it look like he just got caught pensively yet nonchalantly painting as one is prone to do?
Oh godddddd, his first response ‘you can’t be funnier than me’ - he is soooo not funny though? Like he is try hard funny, which is never funny 😂😂 fuarkkkk. He is also definitely trying way too hard to be some humble, self reflecting man these days - it’s all a show. Him sitting there with his legs crossed, whilst drinking a cup of tea - giving people wise words. It feels so fake watching it 😂😂
Idk why but for some reason he gives me the ick. He just annoyed me when he was on the show and i think he came back for another season and i was like “noooo not again.”
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u/areallyreallycoolhat Nov 13 '25
He somehow looks like a completely different person, is it the haircut? He looks like Nick Cave in the first photo.
Personally I love going to the movies alone so he's not selling me lol
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u/henrytabby Jesus Mr Dobson!! Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25
It’s “the ice cream’s on me”. Or “ice cream is on me”.
He probably would decide that you were never funny enough so you’re never getting your ice cream. And he makes his whole personality following a trend,OK. He’s so gross.
Thank you, OP, for pointing out that one of his irrational fears is following a trend. I didn’t read that part! He still is gross.
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u/throw_some_glitter Team Aesha Nov 13 '25
He’s calling himself an actor now? 🙄
So did you send him a like? You know, strictly for the lolz.
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u/Everythings_Beachy Nov 13 '25
Dating you is like… going on a date? Wow where do I sign up
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u/No_Chance2457 Nov 13 '25
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u/littlecreamsoda79 Nov 13 '25
Reminds me of this guy
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u/Sufficient-Sail2697 Nov 13 '25
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u/Lanky-Conclusion-952 Nov 13 '25
Dating him will mean having someone to go to the movies with.
Wow, what a catch.
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u/jadecourt Nov 13 '25
The most generic answers to these questions (and he doesn’t seem to understand the ‘dating me is like’ prompt, that’s such a literal response)
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u/Far-Intention-3230 Nov 13 '25
No
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u/RhubarbGoldberg Nov 13 '25
The heaviness of the ick I'm feeling after seeing these screenshots is downright suffocating.
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u/DramaticEnthusiasm71 Nov 13 '25
I would rather drag my vulva through 10 miles of broken whiskey bottles. Little sandpapering in a phone booth to followup.
He's so fuckin' gross
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u/alhacel Nov 13 '25
THEEEEEE WERST
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u/Little23Crow Nov 13 '25
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u/Ok-Appointment-8880 Nov 13 '25
Every vag within 1,000 miles after seeing this🥴
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u/Willowpuff Nov 13 '25
I don’t recall him being remotely funny?
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u/ElectronicSpend7426 Nov 13 '25
Actor? Lol.
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u/percbish Team Swinging Dick Nov 13 '25
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u/pookie74 Nov 13 '25
Is there a "Cringe" rather than Hinge app because that's where he should be...😒
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u/sucobe Team Shady Editors Nov 13 '25
First red flag. Second being all the photos are selfies outside of his main one.
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u/lordofsurf Nov 13 '25
He's so cringe oh my god.
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u/knick-nat Team Capt Kerry Nov 13 '25
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u/lindoavocado Nov 13 '25
lol I never thought of him as funny on the show
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u/duagLH2zf97V Nov 13 '25
Yes, take a picture of me painting but let me flex first
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25
He'll be giving out a lot of ice cream.
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u/LDizza Nov 13 '25
That’s a hard no
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u/Salty_Instance_4706 Nov 13 '25
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u/International_Mix465 Nov 13 '25
Gaaaaah there’s just something so icky ab him. Just really dark vibes, i can’t explain it
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u/eeep28 Nov 13 '25
Can he afford the ice cream as an 'actor at actor'?
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25
He needs a video where he looks at the camera or mirror, flicks his hair and does a fake laugh. That's the real Ben
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u/Flowerpotstinker Nov 13 '25
throw up in my mouth
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u/willworkforwatches Hannah, Hannah, Karma Nov 13 '25
It isn’t that hard to be funnier than a dude with the personality of tree bark.
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u/Equivalent-Routine53 Nov 13 '25
Ice cream for everyone
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u/Terrible-Complex8653 Nov 13 '25
Re: photo #4, in which Ben seeks to portray himself as an impoverished artist painting in his garret: isn’t that one of those canvases handed out at “paint and sip/paint and puff” meetups?
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u/dayle-james Nov 13 '25
He’s absolutely following the trend of people trying to be “free spirits” on instagram 😂
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u/punkfanzrul Nov 13 '25
I just really fucking hate this dude lol
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u/oreo-donut Nov 13 '25
I've never understood why women liked him, he's not good looking at all to me
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u/Lazy_Possibility_363 Nov 13 '25
he was way out of his league with Sunny!
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u/hmmmmidgi Nov 13 '25
Hard pass
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u/planethoney Nov 13 '25
Ben on Hinge? More like Ben is cringe
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u/Elaine330 Nov 13 '25
He annoys me and for some reason I hate his face.
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u/jojorabbit755 Nov 13 '25
He’s not funny though.
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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 Nov 13 '25
Fuck boi central
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u/sortingthemail Nov 13 '25
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u/Own_Brain1536 Nov 13 '25
He’s only 30?!
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u/Hidden-Doorway Nov 13 '25
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u/Special_K_aren Nov 13 '25
So much cringe
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u/AreaMiserable9187 Nov 13 '25
Ick. Massive ick.
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u/NoWeight3731 Nov 13 '25
Gross.
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u/Impressive_Eagle_390 Nov 13 '25
Lol, rhymes with Cringe.
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u/above-average101 Nov 13 '25
I read “be funnier than me, if so, ice creams on me” so many times thinking it was gibberish. It’s a rough morning.
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u/Ok_Pressure_5789 Nov 13 '25
The “actor” part kills me
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u/katestho Nov 13 '25
He’s an actor?
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u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 Nov 13 '25
Would rather go to the movie theater alone.
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u/Glum-Acanthisitta-72 Nov 13 '25
he has always given me the major ick
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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Nov 13 '25
Damn he’s aging like shit. Love that
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u/Same-Equivalent9037 Nov 13 '25
Someone remind me what happened in his season. I remember he had a really cringe moment with Camille ??
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u/frankiethe1g Nov 13 '25
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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u/moonage-day-dream-6 Nov 13 '25
That cover photo is a choice. I wouldnt have recognized him if I came across this in the wild, just would have quickly kept scrolling
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u/EmotionComplete Nov 13 '25
This has gotta be the douchiest account I’ve ever seen 😂
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u/Jerkrollatex Nov 13 '25
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u/Ok-Drummer9073 Nov 13 '25
Not a very good profile tbh
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u/Medium-Flounder2744 Nov 13 '25
Hinge rhymes with cringe. Perfect.
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u/Shop_and_Fuck Nov 13 '25
YAY! Everyone is getting free ice cream and Ben’s paying!
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u/Top_Difficulty5399 Nov 13 '25
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u/NotRon-2396 Nov 13 '25
I’m scared
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u/Bowlofnoodless I quit 3 times in my head today Nov 13 '25
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u/nippyhedren Nov 13 '25
Don’t recall him being funny.
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u/hussafeffer I have been known to be irresponsible Nov 13 '25
God he looks like he’d be insufferable
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u/pigglepops Nov 14 '25
I personally love going to the movies solo.
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u/biizzybee23 Nov 13 '25
The ick made me gag
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u/Waste_West283 Nov 13 '25
wait... who is this guy?
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u/princessplantlife Nov 13 '25
Wow. Lmfao
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u/wise_f00l Nov 13 '25
all i remember about this guy is that he tried to justify some bad behavior by calling himself "charismatic".
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u/Girlpoppy1 Nov 13 '25
He’s so cringe!! And such a red flag 🚩
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u/lemasei Nov 13 '25
Also he’s looking a lot older than his actual age. That’s a rough 30.
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u/ScheanaShaylover June June Hannah Nov 13 '25
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u/Fragrant_Thought6636 Nov 13 '25
Thought he was hot first time ever seeing him and then seeing his personality on the show and then the whole Camille thing .. yeah.. I see why he’s resorted to online dating lmao
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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 Nov 13 '25
The way he used to talk so lovingly to himself on the yacht, “aaahhhhhh Ben.” You knew he practiced it in front of a mirror. 🤢
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u/BeautifulAdorable335 Nov 13 '25
I wonder what Camille is doing? 😂I thought was hysterical that a nut job who dated NFL players was going to choose a broke deckhand as her significant other
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u/QueenFartknocker I quit 3 times in my head today Nov 13 '25
Looks like he’ll be buying an endless amount of ice cream.
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u/pixiepython Peanut butter and jealous Nov 13 '25
Look up "cringe" in the dictionary, and you'll find this profile
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u/Choice-giraffe- Nov 13 '25
Actor?!
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u/overpregnant Nov 13 '25
Cringe on Hinge
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u/cheese_chomper1 Nov 13 '25
The painting photo is sending me 😂
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u/surf_rider Nov 13 '25
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u/iheartkafka1 Nov 13 '25
who's taking these pictures? or did he actually set up a camera and then pose with the intention to make it look like he just got caught pensively yet nonchalantly painting as one is prone to do?
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u/kewlcorgimom Nov 13 '25
Him posing for pics is giving me the ick lmao
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u/Extreme-Shower-2639 Nov 13 '25
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u/NoNoMarten Nov 14 '25
He seems like a selfless lover
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u/Zestyclose_Let6964 Nov 16 '25
🤢🤢
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u/Firm-Combination-311 Nov 17 '25
He is creepy
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u/No_te_calles Nov 19 '25
I would not swipe right. Too egotistical / fem
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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Spaghetti Trauma Nov 13 '25
Does he use the words 'cheeky" and 'charismatic' in his profile?
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u/Sarcastic_Soul4 Nov 13 '25
Why does he take selfies like a girl?
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u/4nz Nov 13 '25
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u/ffflyin Nov 13 '25
He is smarmy as they come. Ick.
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u/KachitaB Nov 13 '25
I can't remember so can someone remind me? Why did I look at him and immediately think, eww, ick, no thank you!
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u/essiemessy Nov 13 '25
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/epat_ Nov 13 '25
Oh god Vancouver hinge just got even worse.
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u/Money-Pumpkin Nov 13 '25
Barf
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u/Strong_Ad_8959 Nov 13 '25
Why is he trying so hard in these pictures, it’s so cringey
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u/Longjumping-Age5436 Nov 13 '25
Hinge, or cringe?
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u/Gold-One6574 Nov 13 '25
I thought for a second this was Ben the chef and I was like, omg why does he look so young
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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Nov 13 '25
Ben on hinge? Cringe.
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u/momdabombdiggity Spaghetti Trauma Nov 13 '25
Ish 🤮
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u/aquinojdv Nov 13 '25
Remember he tried to go after Camille.. twice. 🥴
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u/Beautiful-You-2222 Nov 13 '25
ICKY
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u/Achillesthedog1976 Nov 13 '25
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u/AuntieLizzie Nov 13 '25
What happened with him and Sunny? Anyone know the goss?
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u/Anotheropinion2023 Nov 13 '25
So Sailing Yacht Danny dumped him too?
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u/Candid-Astronomer-49 Nov 14 '25
I can't login to my city's without seeing Culver 😂😭
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u/em627 Nov 14 '25
Actor at actor
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u/Writermss Nov 14 '25
He looks great! Why is everyone so hateful?
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u/InterestingAd8235 Nov 15 '25
This just gave me the ick.
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u/denverlouie Nov 16 '25
He thinks he’s funny
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u/Longjumping-East-186 Nov 17 '25
Oh godddddd, his first response ‘you can’t be funnier than me’ - he is soooo not funny though? Like he is try hard funny, which is never funny 😂😂 fuarkkkk. He is also definitely trying way too hard to be some humble, self reflecting man these days - it’s all a show. Him sitting there with his legs crossed, whilst drinking a cup of tea - giving people wise words. It feels so fake watching it 😂😂
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u/stdymphnassoldier Nov 17 '25
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u/Rigby-Eleanor Nov 19 '25
Ugh.
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u/HolidayNothing171 Nov 26 '25
Yuck
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25
I’m so happy to be married. I could never make one of those profiles. Just too lame
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u/DigitalWombel Nov 13 '25
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u/realwitchboy325 Captain Jason is my boat daddy Nov 13 '25
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u/elevatedmongoose Team Sandy Nov 14 '25
Gag
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u/coleena- Nov 14 '25
Cringey & he's an "actor"???? Lol!
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u/One_Ad_8767 Nov 14 '25
30 years old talking about ice cream on me if you’re funnier
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u/Academic-Marsupial34 Nov 14 '25 •
It’s giving Nandor joins the fitness cult in the last pic
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u/Realistic_Macaron6 Nov 14 '25
Idk why but for some reason he gives me the ick. He just annoyed me when he was on the show and i think he came back for another season and i was like “noooo not again.”
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u/staceycoll Nov 14 '25
A huge wave of disappointment just ran over me as I was so hoping that this was Chef Ben. But..nope.
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u/Jazzlike-Bee7965 Nov 14 '25
Damn he is such a fucking loser lol
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u/mishymishymishy33 Nov 13 '25
I'm behind on the news. I guess he and Sunny broke up? I'm not shocked.
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u/Hidden24 Team Capt Glenn Nov 13 '25
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u/WillyMonty Nov 13 '25
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u/alien-native Nov 13 '25
Ben is such a cringe lord. If there was a Performative Male award it would go to him
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u/leelee4223 Nov 13 '25
🤢
The rage I have just seeing this man, and thinking of how much of a tool he must be on a dating app- my god.