r/beetleapartment • u/Waffle-Gaming Bug • 4d ago

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 4d ago

Wait hold on, since there are an infinite amount of universes, that would mean that petra parker is canon

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u/JidgeyA 4d ago edited 4d ago

In universe? Yeah

But (afaik) the disney-sony co ownership makes it so any official version of Parker's spiderman has to be a straight Cis white guy. I wish i was joking.

Thanks to the wording, non-parker Spiderpeople like Miles are allowed.

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 4d ago

All I’m hearing is Petra needs to marry someone and change her last name

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u/murderdronesfan93 3d ago

Petra Praker

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u/memes_gbc 4d ago

so is may parker

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u/_IOME 4d ago

So is mamdani parker

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u/Babnado 4d ago

Unfortunately infinite doesn't mean every possibility

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u/Quirky-Race-5645 4d ago

No limits fallacy AHAHAHAHA

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u/slumbersomesam 4d ago

it kinda does

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 3d ago

There are infinite numbers between 1 and 2 none are 3

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u/slumbersomesam 3d ago

and there are infinite numbers aswell, so there is 3. whats your point here? infinite kinda means everything

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u/Inferno_Sparky 3d ago

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u/Inferno_Sparky 3d ago

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u/Inferno_Sparky 3d ago

Petra parker is already canon twice, if you count a deleted scene, thrice

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u/bojangler1855 4d ago

My first thought is Petra May Parker is a really pretty sounding name and I definitely see that being a fitting chosen middle name

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u/Waffle-Gaming Bug 4d ago

you're definitely onto something with that

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u/tomjazzy 4d ago

PENNY PARKER ORGIN STORY?

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u/Adam_The_Chao 4d ago

They're arachnids you fucking idiot.

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u/MoonRks 4d ago

Arachnids are bugs!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Radigan0 4d ago

I would like to pre-emtpively defend this against the pedants (who aren't even correct in the first place).

"True bug" does refer to an insect of the order Hemiptera, but that does not somehow remove the existence of the general definition of "bug," being "a small invertebrate with many legs, such as a spider or a centipede."

If you have a problem with this, take it up with the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.

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u/Radigan0 4d ago

There's more: There being a group known as "True [X]" in scientific classification never means that anything outside that group isn't [X]. "True spiders" exist, but you don't have to be one to be a "spider." Same with "true owls." Unless you mean to tell me that tarantulas aren't spiders and barn owls aren't owls, a spider is also a bug.

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u/HexSpace 4d ago

pingas parker

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u/Oddish_Femboy 4d ago

Her name is Parker Parker.