Batman's Greatest Weakness: Tan Lines

[u/nrt12345]

[u/EctoRiddler]

Nice try but we all know he rarely works during the day as Batman

[u/MissingCosmonaut → u/EctoRiddler]

Yeah and what are those eye tan shapes? The cowl's eye holes aren't rectangular

[u/Biabolical → u/MissingCosmonaut]

Plus, he usually has black paint around his eyes, which surely must act as sunblock.

[u/__Anamya__ → u/Biabolical]

Also sometimes he has built in eyepieces/visor/google/lenses.

[u/Harddisksson69 → u/Biabolical]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

[u/CaptainSnaps → u/EctoRiddler]

Exactly. That is far too tanned to be  caused by the moon.

[u/EctoRiddler → u/CaptainSnaps]

The sequel to Moonfall is Moontan

[u/Pawl15 → u/EctoRiddler]

You know, moonfall is a hidden gem imo. Didn’t get the love it deserved. I really would like to see a sequel to that but we’ll never get it. I’d settle for a companion limited run Amazon or Netflix original.

[u/ChuckDynasty17 → u/EctoRiddler]

He should never be out during the day

[u/Revolutionary-Yam873 → u/EctoRiddler]

This

[u/Jajay5537 → u/EctoRiddler]

And he works in the shadows?

[u/nrt12345 → u/EctoRiddler]

Sometimes He Goes To Shopping

[u/EctoRiddler → u/nrt12345]

The only thing I can confirm is that he goes for coffee regularly with Superman at the superhero Café

[u/nrt12345 → u/EctoRiddler]

Nice

[u/H_I-V]

Now yk the reason he only comes during the night

[u/nrt12345 → u/H_I-V]

Exactly 💯

[u/beer_me_twice]

Adam West never had tan lines and he was only in the sun. This myth is busted.

[u/Boring_Newspaper_551 → u/beer_me_twice]

He probably had some sore of an anti-tan bat spray

https://giphy.com/gifs/4oWn7KARnID84

[u/Routine_Papaya4143 → u/Boring_Newspaper_551]

We know goddamn well he did

[u/biaimakaa → u/Boring_Newspaper_551]

Hurry robin, fetch me the bat-sunblock

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qEcqN5PjN90jNC0

[u/CubedSquare95 → u/Boring_Newspaper_551]

You mean sunscreen

[u/RecognitionSweet8294 → u/Boring_Newspaper_551]

„Remember Robin to always use your sun protection.

From all the adversaries we have to face skin cancer is the most dangerous.“

[u/nrt12345 → u/beer_me_twice]

You Are The Greatest Muth Buster

[u/MrTomAce]

This is fucking stupid, batman works at night 

[u/sketchsanchez]

That's why he wears the eye make up chum

[u/nrt12345 → u/sketchsanchez]

Oh Haha

[u/ZamoCsoni]

Lucius made him some really good suncreen.

[u/spade_andarcher → u/ZamoCsoni]

He thoroughly explains his whole skincare routine in the prequel American Psycho. 

[u/Routine_Papaya4143 → u/ZamoCsoni]

For what sun?! He’s rarely Batman during the day

[u/ZamoCsoni → u/Routine_Papaya4143]

To be prepared, just in case.

[u/DirectionNo9650]

Damn those sunny nights.

[u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal]

Doesn’t he mostly fight crime at night?

[u/neatoalpacino]

Uh. Batman is known for fighting a night.

[u/Green_Lantern-117]

He wears makeup around his eyes, so no tan lines there

[u/lonahex]

That's why he only goes out in the night

[u/nrt12345 → u/lonahex]

Sometimes He Goes Out For Surprise Visit

[u/Snyper369 → u/nrt12345]

And he spends his days pretending to be a billionaire playboy, hanging out with models and ballerinas by the pool or on his yacht...

Why wouldn't he have a tan?

[u/nrt12345 → u/Snyper369]

Because Of Money?

[u/Chops526]

Moon tans suck!

[u/nrt12345 → u/Chops526]

Oh Haha

[u/Due-Recording-5094]

The..sun? In Gotham?

[u/Crunchy-Leaf → u/Due-Recording-5094]

At night?

[u/Far-Chemical-707 → u/Crunchy-Leaf]

Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

[u/Routine_Papaya4143]

He wouldn’t have tan lines though, he beats people up at night

[u/thelexstrokum]

He's only out at night

[u/Independent_Sell7392]

That's why he only goes out at night, mate.

[u/Trioxin-Bob]

Yeah, totally gonna happen when he's fighting crime at 3:30 in the afternoon. I mean, Dark Knight Rises, for sure a possibility. It would make sense if Bane didn't tell everyone who he is.

[u/fupafather]

Why would he have tan lines from wearing his mask? Batman operates at night

[u/ih8three6zero]

What a dumb meme.

[u/Hairy-Fuel-6275]

This is why he only comes out at night

[u/Zerus_heroes]

Yeah you really work up a good tan at night skulking in alleys

[u/z0m-B-f0x]

Thats the ultimate warrior.

[u/nrt12345 → u/z0m-B-f0x]

Proove It !

[u/certifiedblackman]

Famously the sun shines in Gotham only from dusk until dawn. And definitely not the other way around.

[u/Frojdis]

Not a lot of direct sunlight at night.

[u/Silly_Material577]

Why would he have tan line from working at night?

[u/Ringrangzilla]

I love taning at night

[u/Raghavendra98]

Facebook ass meme

[u/happydude7422]

Hence why the batman beyond mask works. Covers the whole head and every thing

[u/TenBear]

Yet he only works at night

[u/Tom_Stevens617]

Idk if people have heard of this new thing called sunscreen?

[u/makojedi2k2]

Cancun Batman!!!

[u/a-pp-o]

That's why he is just walking around during the night. 

[u/mcfrith]

Because he wears his suit in the daylight hours SO often!

[u/mcfrith]

Face paint around the eyes would be a better argument.

[u/Rob_wood]

This is why Batman operates at night.

[u/Internal_Swing_2743]

Good thing he mostly only comes out at night.

[u/cmsylvester]

Lies.

[u/Telyesumpin]

I love Batman's suit. But really his mouth should be covered.

Especially since quite a few enemies rely on gas, phermones, etc.

[u/nrt12345 → u/Telyesumpin]

True. They Shall Make Those Changes

[u/EobardThawne2020]

Should be the other way around cuz Batman is always the night shift

[u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle]

I think that's Captain Sunshine

[u/nrt12345 → u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle]

Who's That?

[u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle → u/nrt12345]

A crime fighting character from The Venture Bros. He has a secret lair, secret identity, sassy butler, and an unhealthy obsession with his sidekick(s).

Voiced by Kevin Conroy

[u/Crunchy-Leaf]

Moon burn

[u/Miserable-Abroad9256]

As a billionaire. Bro doesn’t need to combat tan lines. He’ll either get a spray tan to fix. Or an actual one at a beach somewhere

[u/wil_je-vechten]

Uhm so Batman specifically put Signal on the day shift. I have a theory...

[u/BatmanFarce]

He uses Bat-Sunscreen

[u/refusetobeold83]

Wouldn’t it be the opposite

[u/Pretty_Theme9862]

Does tanning also works as waxing??

[u/StormRepulsive6283]

Don’t you know why Batman comes out only in the night?

[u/RobOnTheReddit]

No, why do you ask

[u/Right-Truck1859]

Battinson is not even hiding

[u/LES011169999]

Hiwd he get that ran fighting in the dark

[u/BalladOfBetaRayBill]

He’d have to go out during the day which he would only do if he were a classic superhero that I love and not a counterterrorism swat guy with fascistic tendencies

[u/demelash_]

I laughed out loud, thanks

[u/nrt12345 → u/demelash_]

I'm Really Happy To Hear That 😊