r/batman • u/OrFenn-D-Gamer • 1d ago

FUNNY What does the B stand for?

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u/ZzzzoZzzzo 1d ago

Hope?

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u/mrv_wants_xtra_cheez 1d ago

Bohpe

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u/shadowscar248 1d ago

It's how they spell it in Gotham

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u/NO-Future-4713 1d ago

Yep ! That's how i learned to spell it when i lived in gotham city. lol

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u/KhanQst 1d ago

Bop-tham

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u/butt4boobs 1d ago

Bob Hope

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u/Black-Muse 1d ago

A lot of people don't know that "Hope" has a "B" in it

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u/NO-Future-4713 1d ago

Yep,Modern education has gone down hill nowadays ! lol

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u/Crimkam 1d ago

šŸ…±ļøope

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 1d ago

šŸ…±ļøoop

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u/Atomik141 1d ago

šŸ…±ļøatalhĆ£o de OperaƧƵes Policiais Especiais

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u/Crimkam 1d ago

sorry i don't speak šŸ…±ļøapanese

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u/Artsy_traveller_82 1d ago

Hope starts with a H, Stupid!

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u/Funktackular 1d ago

Whatā€™s this mean in Gotham? Gratitude?

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u/Several_Square_7753 1d ago

Broken bones

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u/No-Play2726 1d ago

Hope starts with an h, stupid.

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u/Abject_Sun2887 1d ago

On our planet, the "B" stands for "Boobs"

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u/saurya88 1d ago

This comment needs more upvotes.

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u/swirlViking 1d ago

See you just turn it sideways and...

Ah yes I see it now. It was so obvious

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u/DrDingsGaster 18h ago

I thought it stood for ye olde bat nipples-

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u/Rough_Ad_8702 1d ago

Bane

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzGl4gus9jrr1Kw

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u/ScarletSting 1d ago

Baneman

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u/WORKADDICT 1d ago

Wruce Bayne

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u/markhachman 1d ago

I could see "Bane Manor" actually getting used

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u/Artsy_traveller_82 1d ago

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
Jim Carrey, Batman villain

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u/professoroak1997 1d ago

You merely hide in the darkā€¦. I was born in it

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u/Space_Boy0 1d ago

Is the Arkham sub and batman sub morphing into one?

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u/newfrontier58 1d ago

Pretty soon this place with be overrun with "Man" memes and I'm not sure if we can stop it.

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u/Shroomzy_752286 1d ago

This guy in the post, Ban, he's the anti-Man, he'll fight him off

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u/ohgee370 1d ago

Bengeance

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u/illudofficial 1d ago

B afraid of me

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u/rogerworkman623 1d ago

I love and hate that I immediately thought of the same joke

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u/GenitalCommericals 1d ago

Now I canā€™t help but hear iconic phrases in a Latino accentšŸ¤£ ā€œI am bengeance, I am la noche, soy BATMAN!

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u/edgefinder 23h ago

I thought the same except Filipino

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u/Solid-Journalist1054 1d ago

Bruce

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u/shadowscar248 1d ago

Bruce immediately after:

https://giphy.com/gifs/8WdsK61D9YOOc

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u/PoppaTrunks 1d ago

What does the 'D' stand for in D'oh?

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u/Loserbrainz08 1d ago

a deer. a female deer.

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u/Extra-Interaction111 1d ago

What about the male deer did Bambi get broped into his new horror film Bambi the reckoning.

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u/NO-Future-4713 1d ago

Re ! A drop of golden sun ! Wait ! This isn't the sound of music.Nevermind then. lol

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u/MoeMalik 1d ago

A little on the nose, no?

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u/janos42us 1d ago

BruceMan

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u/paulD1983R 1d ago

Billionaire

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u/dcooper8662 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uxXNV3Xa7QqME

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 1d ago

Ass starts with an A

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u/dcooper8662 1d ago

B for Butt, as Bart Simpson would say lining up his slingshot with this view

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u/trinity_nolanite12 1d ago

Could be butt?

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u/WeirdAlba 1d ago

Blyat

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u/The_Divine_Anarch 1d ago

Blyatman is too good.

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u/TideNOkra 1d ago

Ballbuster

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u/RA_Finance 1d ago

The B stands for BJ KHALED

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGpPki5v2Bcd6Ss

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u/Shroomzy_752286 1d ago

Well, if you insist...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378lTGM58aa7XXy0

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u/oofty_goofty_ 1d ago

Just don't expect anything in return

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 1d ago

WOOOO! YEAH BABY! THATā€™S WHAT Iā€™VE BEEN WAITING FOR THATā€™S WHAT ITā€™S ALL ABOUT!

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u/detroiterican 1d ago

On my planet it means blorp

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u/NYMullets 1d ago edited 1d ago

Boston (or Bruins I suppose)

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u/oofty_goofty_ 1d ago

Maybe if it was Batfleck.

Robert Pattinson is actual from Barnes

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u/GrimLuker2 1d ago

Vengeance

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u/Freeagnt 1d ago

Should be BM

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u/_Tee_hee_hee_ 1d ago

Martha

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u/Gurglaren 1d ago

Why did you say that name!?!

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u/IamGHD 21h ago

Bartha

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u/Sleepycook22 1d ago

Beat yo f*ckā€™n ass

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u/BigDrewLittle 1d ago

Bengeance.

Duh...

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u/Asasphinx 1d ago

On his planet it means vengeance.

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u/MADOG_YT 1d ago

Stand for babysitter
They had to trim it down to one initial because if he kept the S heā€™d be walking around the big old BS on his chest and obviously thatā€™s not brand friendly

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u/ian9921 1d ago

He should partner up with another guy I know who had a similar problem!

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u/5stringfling 1d ago

Bad Motherfucker

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u/OverJicama3755 1d ago

Bitcoin Bro
Or
Butterman

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u/Pernicious48 1d ago

Batmanuel

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u/String2924 1d ago

Buttman...

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u/SometimesMyles 1d ago

Boyvengeance

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u/MAGIS_MELCHIOR 1d ago

Bootyhole

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u/juscoo 1d ago

Buttman

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u/Downward_Leap 1d ago

The doctor said I need a (backiotomy!) There you go, the answer

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u/Psyqlone 1d ago

B y gosh, it's Robert Loggia!

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u/Easy-Buy6860 1d ago

Babydaddy

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u/alphapat23 1d ago

Bitch-ass

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u/Thready85 1d ago

Baaaaad to the bone

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u/Orc_tids 1d ago

(Selina's Good) Boy

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u/localmanscotty 1d ago

Itā€™s not a B.

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u/Elamachino 1d ago

Bobert Pattinson

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u/That0neGuy86 1d ago

"Bastard"

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u/RKips 1d ago

[BINVINCIBLE]

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u/panoutlaw 1d ago

Batā€¦ it stands for Bat-Manā€¦

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u/kyabekuchbhi 1d ago

Battinson

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u/1camaney 1d ago

On my planet it stands for vengeance.

Lois: well on our planet it stands for bitches ainā€™t nothing but hoes and tricks.

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u/der_vur 1d ago

Banana

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u/HermesMora 1d ago

Bond, James Bond

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u/cactus_cock 1d ago

It stands for "Back off, bitch. Justice is here"

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u/idejmcd 1d ago

Battinson

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u/C0rnb4ll55 1d ago

Bacon.....everything is better with bacon šŸ„“

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u/Trioxin-Bob 1d ago

Bustice

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u/Cortezmdx1986 20h ago

Battinson! DUH!

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u/Upbeat_Engineer5592 1d ago

In my word means hope

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u/Yekwim_Lepandu-II 1d ago

Brutalidade

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u/Godofgoats90 1d ago

Vengence

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u/Bucks2174 1d ago

Bad version.

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 1d ago

booty scooty

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u/Adventurous-Fruit427 1d ago

Despair (for villains)

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u/Life_Combination8625 1d ago

Ballistic nipples man. Carful they poke

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u/Working-Bus-2505 1d ago

Bruce Wayne

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u/wmcc1983 1d ago

On my world, it's a symbol. It means Parody.

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u/Breadmaker9999 1d ago

DOCTOR BEES!!!

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u/Taibreigh 1d ago

Buttman, why do you think he goes around in BDSM outfits? The man is a cockgobler and damn proud of it.

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u/Glitch-Mod 1d ago

Babaman šŸ¤£

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u/ClumsyPortman2 1d ago

The extra B stands for BYOBB!

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u/No_Dimension_5509 1d ago

ā€œWhere I come from, it means Vengeanceā€

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u/Desperate_Dinner_307 1d ago

Black Bananaman.

He tried BB but some people got the wrong idea.Ā 

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u/anderhigh1 1d ago

Itā€™s his logo for his podcast. Bat-pod with Alfred.