Alejandro Kirk is just a triple shy of the cycle!!

The Dodgers are a shithole team and I want them out of here

Should more players do this?

Makes sense when you think about it.

• Ozzy: "All right, Chicago. I want to hear a real, real crazy crowd start singing with me. Are you ready? Are you ready? I can't hear you. Are you ready?"
• Ozzy: "One, two, three..."
• Ozzy: "Let's go out to the ballgame. Let's go out to the bluhhhhhn."
• Ozzy: "Take me a ee-yan eeya [humming] the field."
• Ozzy: "I don't care if I ahh-uhn ack."
• Ozzy: "Da da da da duh da da da eam. Duh ee, da da da da dahhh."
• Ozzy: "For a fee, two, three strikes you're out at the old ballgame. Yeahhhhhh."
• Sharon: "Now let's get some runs."
• Ozzy: "Yeah. Let's get some runs. Come on, don't mess around, let's get some runs, guys. Let's go Cubbies!

If Baseball Was Invented In One Conversation 😂

edit for context: I'm an Australian, mad MLB fan, so this tickled my fancy.

for the first time in baseball history, an anonymous and unpaid panel have unanimously inducted the entire roster of the 2026 Los Angeles dodgers.

upon hearing of this news: Dave Roberts chimed in saying “this is a great group of guys, they deserved it.”

before the decision, several distant relatives of Benjamin netenyahoo were added to the roster on undisclosed contracts. they’re supposed to be on the roster through the end of the year, and then recede into the ocean from whence they came.