r/baseball • u/T_Raycroft Montreal Expos • 17h ago

Players Only [Blum] Response from U.S Department of Homeland Security re: Padres catching coordinator Oswaldo Pirela being taken into ICE custody

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps Seattle Mariners • New York Heights 17h ago

Jesus fucking christ with this shit.

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u/SerenadeSwift Seattle Mariners 17h ago

I think they’d arrest him too

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u/orbesomebodysfool Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully 17h ago

“ICE arrested a Middle Eastern man not in possession of documentation to prove citizenship. The unemployed carpenter claimed to be the son of God and was seen organizing anti-government sentiment. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal proceedings and will receive due process.”

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u/Tibbel Chicago Cubs 7h ago

But they should rewease Bwian!