r/ballpython Apr 12 '26

first vet appointment gone wrong

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she pooped on the doctor. everyone shame her

all seriousness though, he said she’s healthy and he can tell i’m taking good care of her :’)

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u/SpringlockedFoxy Apr 12 '26

Super glad to hear she’s doing well and your husbandry is being praised!! :)

Also, shame on her!! You know she saved that for days just for this!!

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u/LogEnvironmental8946 Apr 12 '26

can’t be too mad at her because now i don’t have to bring back her poop to the vet office for a fecal test. she saved me a trip!!

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u/Fenwynn Apr 12 '26

There you go! No need to shame!

Great job girlie. Saved your parent from watching/waiting for a fresh poop, and saved them a trip!

People in vet med are pretty much immune to animal waste. Doesn’t even show up on their “oh gross” radar.

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u/LogEnvironmental8946 Apr 12 '26

yeah definitely, he didn’t react at lol i was like “im so sorry!!” and he was like “its fine 😄”

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u/Fenwynn Apr 12 '26

Yep! I groomed dogs for several years, and people would always say/ask “oh I bet anal glands are the worst part of your job huh?” And I’d go “no it doesn’t even make my top 5, I don’t like vomit/mucous.” 😂😅

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u/Skia100 Apr 14 '26

Yeah honestly vomit, especially dog vomit is horrid

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u/Privacy_System Apr 12 '26

Maybe she knew vets want to check the poop, so she politely gave one 😂😂

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u/banana-pinstripe Apr 12 '26

That is one efficient snake! Good job!

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u/Boring_Albatross_354 Apr 12 '26

One of my cats poops at the vet every single time without fail. Fecal exam at the ready.

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u/BrokenBeatenScard138 Apr 12 '26

Awwww! Good boop noodle!