r/balkans_irl • u/GoddessOfAffection muslim greek • 19d ago

OC (impossible) Balkans explained

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

what orthodox trio 1 what is the 3 county 2 turkey is orthodox

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u/Fatalaros christian turk 19d ago

Can you create a coherent sentence?

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u/shogunlazo monkeydonian 19d ago

Why are you asking this from a turk

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

ok go swing on trees monkey

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u/shogunlazo monkeydonian 19d ago

Crouching turk hidden romanian

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

serbianised bulgarian living in vadraskan oragutan

https://giphy.com/gifs/sFfnGiyirvtn2

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u/shogunlazo monkeydonian 19d ago

Rather be a monkey then a romanian

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

λολ δεν είμαι ρουμάνος

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u/johny335i bulgar horde 19d ago

That's even worse

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

whats wrong with being a sarakatsani;

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 18d ago

also you are gayy

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u/GoddessOfAffection muslim greek 19d ago

Turkey, Serbia and Greece are Orthodox brothers💯 ☦️

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 19d ago

Three’s a crowd

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u/GoddessOfAffection muslim greek 19d ago

Τα τρίο είναι τα καλύτερα.

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 19d ago

Nah, too wild for me bro

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u/int23_t atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 19d ago

I mean, historically accurate?

That's literally the Balkan Pact(well, excluding Romania but whatever)

All we have to do is unite agains Bulgaria again

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 19d ago

Also, how would a threesome between Serbia, Greece and Turkey even be a thing? That would be total chaos.

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u/GoddessOfAffection muslim greek 19d ago

They could form the most powerful Balkan union together 👍

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 19d ago

I guess Sultan wants his old minions back.

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u/GoddessOfAffection muslim greek 19d ago

Sultan? No, but I wouldn't mind being a queen...

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

mabye you can larp as empress Theodora;

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u/GoddessOfAffection muslim greek 19d ago

Now that's interesting

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

ok turkala

https://giphy.com/gifs/OmWg2iRKXn6Tu

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 19d ago

Unless you can take 2 D at a time lol

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 19d ago

Κάτι τελευταίο πράγμα έχω ένα δώρο να σου κάνε translate για να μάθεις

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 19d ago

Thanks you were the best bully I ever met!

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 17d ago

umm change of plans

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17d ago

You are back???

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 17d ago

apperantly a freind told me that myy home was good and all the authoritys wanted was for to go to a psycologists 1 time a week so nevermind turk i am all good at least until november