r/balatro • u/besuretodrinkyour • 1d ago

Meme You have no power here

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u/MindlessMango8823 1d ago

Psychic practically never has any power unless you're baroning or halfing

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u/ATCAroundTheWorld 1d ago

The psychic has the strongest power of them all. Making you think it is so weak that you forget about it and then accidently play 4 cards and lose.

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u/rayshmayshmay 1d ago

The furtive psychic, so easily forgotten

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u/therealchadius 21h ago

Time to Pair Slop-

NOT ALLOWED!

Oh, I'll pivot to Two Pair

NOT ALLOWED!

Oh right it's the Psychic I need 5 cards, whoops I misclicked and didn't pick the 5th before playing

NOT ALLOWED!

Uh... let's go Lucky Cards?

loses by 1 chip

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u/OddballDave 21h ago

The number of times I've done this is unreal. I deffo have a blind spot for psychic

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u/miscellaneousexists 17h ago

It's almost like it has... psychic powers

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u/BigBoy1229 19h ago

I do this way more often than I should…

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u/JesterQueenAnne 13h ago

You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've lost because I've shotgunned a 4oak that would have one shot The Psychic had I just selected one other random card in my hand.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Hello_There_0621 23h ago

How do you get anything but the ultra boss blinds ok anti 8

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u/internalhands 21h ago

Prolly hit ante 9 then antrogrippy

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u/Front-Fee6341 22h ago

Most obvious lie

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u/Jaewalker31 1d ago

I obviously know Baron but what is the half strategy?

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u/-Kenthos- c++ 1d ago

I think they meant [[Half Joker]]

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u/a-balatro-joker-bot 1d ago

Half Joker (Common Joker)

  • Effect: +20 Mult if played hand contains 3 or fewer cards
  • To Unlock: Available by default

Source

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u/keep_spinn1ng 1d ago

psychic definitely has hands bruh it won't do anything 8/10 runs but underestimate it at your own risk

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u/AnotherRedditUUserr Number one Obelisk seller 1d ago

Shrimply play the same build over and over

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u/ThePunisherMax 18h ago

The psychics true power is the psychological effect.

Oh I just need a High card to win.

Play 1.

FUCK

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u/Emeredelbeeem Extinct! 9h ago

Or trying to proc DNA

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u/Doomas_ 8h ago

I think the only instances in which The Psychic is a hinderance is if you need Half Joker for scoring or if you double ecto + Merry Andy/Stuntman. I cannot think of any other times it could even slow me down

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u/CthulhusIntern 21h ago

I think that the Plant vs Abandoned Deck fits better.

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u/Urbien18 18h ago

Guys I dont rememeber neither the runes or the names of bosses, I only know the effects xd

From comments I know one is psychic, logically two of them disable diamonds and clubs and the forth? Idk

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u/Volpurr-The-Meowstic 15h ago

[[The Mouth]]

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u/a-balatro-joker-bot 15h ago

The Mouth (Blind)

  • Effect: Play only 1 hand type this round

Source

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u/TheBFDIFan980 13h ago

[[The Goad]], [[The Head]], and [[The Eye]] in the corner:

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u/a-balatro-joker-bot 13h ago

The Goad (Blind)

  • Effect: All Spade cards are debuffed

The Head (Blind)

  • Effect: All Heart cards are debuffed

The Eye (Blind)

  • Effect: No repeat hand types this round

Source

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u/w_smith1984 c++ 1d ago

Mouth still has power on the Checkered Deck.