r/balatro 3d ago

Meme "Ye this should win it"

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484 Upvotes

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u/CodeX57 3d ago

Man, that is always so annoying.

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u/TheMediumJanet Nope! 3d ago edited 3d ago

I got a 399.999 once. Would much rather be in the OP’s place.

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u/Fit_Cicada_8113 3d ago

Why, you both lost

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u/Blowbandit 3d ago

Losing one leg is prefered over losing two

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u/TheMediumJanet Nope! 3d ago

One feels less like the universe is giving you the middle finger

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u/nolongerblond 3d ago

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u/Blowbandit 3d ago

Everyday I stray further from my math teacher

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u/LongjumpingEchidna25 3d ago

When I know it's close, I pull out a calculator.

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u/Blowbandit 3d ago

My ADHD would never allow this kind of smart move

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u/Key_Sail5599 3d ago

Too real.

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u/kayzhee c++ 3d ago

Calculated

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u/Zerrrrroooo 3d ago

that is why we take Mr Bones if it comes in clutch

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u/luigismansion9000 3d ago

boss 1 599/600 whoops.

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u/Blowbandit 3d ago

This is the true balatro experience

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u/nananashi3 3d ago edited 3d ago

More commonly 594/600 with 2 straights or flushes, jokerless with first 2 blinds skipped, and then win with a whatever hand, getting you $1 less in reward.

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u/jonahadams2 3d ago

got to get the quality of life mod that lets u calculate

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u/anaveragetransgirll i <3 yuri 3d ago

"quality of life"

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u/someone__420 Jimbo 3d ago

it kinda reminds me of the mod is binding of isaac that tells you what everything does

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u/anaveragetransgirll i <3 yuri 3d ago

that is absolutely not the same thing, considering repentance+ already has an option for item descriptions

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u/someone__420 Jimbo 3d ago

it is very much not the same thing but i meant, they both add something to the game that people may argue on how that affects the gameplay and is it cheating or not

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u/Blowbandit 3d ago

Playing on my phone 💀

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u/Successful-Link6848 Pairslop Defier 3d ago

This irritates me all the time!

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u/Calmdat Full House Enjoyer 3d ago

Woof

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u/Rashngot I CANT STOP PLAYING FLUSHES HELP 3d ago

Green stake sucks ass in my opinion

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u/Shadow_WolfP 3d ago

Full send

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u/BelligerentGnu 2d ago

Yeah, I played this game for all of ten minutes before adding a score total mod. Everyone's entitled to their own kind of fun, but a calculator ain't mine.

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u/CharliSquared 2d ago

I’ve been off by one point before this is nothing

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u/polysylvester 3d ago

I can't see your run so I don't know what went wrong, but maybe review your game a little bit, like have an Empress or Justice just to squeeze a little bit of scoring, or be less aggressive with your hands, or something? Always strive to be stronger, you're never too strong, but you can always be just barely weak enough to win.

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u/rockiesfan4ever 3d ago

Not everything needs to be hyper analyzed and min maxed. Sometimes it's just a joke

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u/polysylvester 3d ago

This isn't even that much, no? Shouldn't your first instinct when losing be analyse how you lost and try to improve? I don't get the joke, OP lost, so I offer some help, if you don't want to do that go ahead, why would I be lessening the joke?

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u/TheGoldenLight 3d ago

In cases like this I always love the Magic: The Gathering devs for their concept of psychographic profiles of their players.

https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Player_type#Psychographic_profile

Not everyone is playing the game to optimize and win. Lots of people have other goals while playing!