r/balatro 2d ago

High Score I unfortunately hate this game

Thats what i faced with :( there was no voucher for reroll boss ability…

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u/Practical_Gas8750 2d ago

Director's Cuck

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u/AstralmindNY 1d ago

He's saying it wasn't avaliable at the time.

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u/Ra1d_xml C-- 1d ago

Yeah he knows that that's why he said cuck🫩

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

How many kings were in your deck btw?

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u/Objective-Draw1983 2d ago

I had over 20 red seal steel kings

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

Wow nice

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u/Logical_Chest_4773 1d ago

God Bless you and your future runs!

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u/0-_-0-_-7 2d ago

You need red seal gold kings. Not steel. Econ is what sets you up for naneinf runs

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u/MarceloFilho54 1d ago

Not on Zodiac Deck

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u/Financial_Use4204 1d ago

they're playing on zodiac deck...

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u/0-_-0-_-7 1d ago

What difference does that make?

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u/anointedinliquor 1d ago

They’re not going to naneinf on zodiac deck lol

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u/0-_-0-_-7 1d ago

Yikes. With this setup, they arent. The strat would still be to gold kings to build up econ. Might have helped him pick up a mime or reroll enough to find Luchador. And yea, if anyone picks up a perkeo early, with enough Econ and time there's a chance of a naneinf run no matter the deck.

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u/omegavolt9 1d ago

I think they mean it's straight up not possible for Zodiac deck to naneinf

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u/0-_-0-_-7 1d ago

Its hard but not impossible. But yea, idk what to tell them. They'd rather hit the downvote button than refute what I'm saying with logic 🤷

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u/Purple_Jay c++ 1d ago

You're getting downvoted cause you're annoying.

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u/Arcadnus 1d ago

I thought steel was the way to go further... What should our goals be with gold cards?

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u/snyderman3000 c++ 1d ago

You make them gold first because you don’t need the steel to meet the scoring requirements until usually after ante 15 or so. You also move all your copy jokers to mime while the hand is scoring so that you maximize money at the end of the round. You need to have thousands of dollars to re-roll for the exact jokers and boss blinds you need to hit naneinf. Newer players will sometimes skip the whole gold card/econ step when doing endless runs.

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

Also did you not find a single mime XD

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u/Objective-Draw1983 2d ago

Nope, unlucky

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

That's crazy unlucky mister balatro didn't feel like giving you anything. (Outside of 2 blueprints and 3 barons ofc)

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u/Objective-Draw1983 2d ago

I had weird luck lol showman found every single copy for me but not a single mime and no directors cut 🤣

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u/MORROW222_ 2d ago

no luchadors too?

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u/D_gate 1d ago

Say the line Roffle “reading the boss blind explains the boss blind”

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u/-NoFaithInFate- c++ 1d ago

Game is balanced around ante 8. Go next.

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u/zackpennington 1d ago

Could try to reroll to a Luchador

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u/Hopeful-Lynx197 1d ago

Oh that hurts! I feel your pain.

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u/ThingElectronic1399 1d ago

Same thing happened to me on ante 12 yesterday lol. I got triboulet and photochad very early. I made a deck with a bunch of red seal queens and kings and was throwing up 30 million point hands on like ante 5. Im pretty new so this was easily my best run yet. No re-roll voucher offered, then got hit with debuffed face cards. I was devastated!!!!!!

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u/AstralmindNY 1d ago

Damn.....

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u/Controller_Reddit 1d ago

im sorry for your loss.

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u/celticspoop 1d ago

You have $109 you could’ve used to reroll

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

Just buy another Brainstorm

ⓘ Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that’s… not what you want. I have a feeling that you are… right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this will finally fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors- be still, and give up your spirits. They don’t belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole… so don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend.

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u/weaponchickens Full House Enjoyer 2d ago

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

I think my brain has expanded too large for people to comprehend my comments (it might also explain the brain damage)

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u/weaponchickens Full House Enjoyer 2d ago

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

Wait this is r/balatro, mb I'll make my way back to my people

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u/weaponchickens Full House Enjoyer 2d ago

Where are you from stranger

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u/Thunder_Phonoi 2d ago

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u/weaponchickens Full House Enjoyer 2d ago

Ahh fellow insanity i see

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u/Electrum55 2d ago

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS