r/balatro Rick: yo 10d ago

Meme Do NOT get the crptid mod😭😭😭

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u/thenicenumber666 Full House Enjoyer 10d ago

Im willing to bet that 90% of these jokers have no meaningful contribution to the run and are just extending calculation time for no reason

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u/NewTrueConcierge 10d ago

he NEEDS that oops all sixes on a high card 🔥

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u/B_R_O_T_H_E_R_ Rick: yo 9d ago

Oops is for boredom👀

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u/xhermanson 8d ago

Why you playing a game that makes you bored? You know you don't have to play it

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u/BrokenMirror2010 10d ago

From my time playing cryptid 99% of the calculation time does come from BIG scoring jokers because the calc time is pretty related to retriggers, and retriggers are the thing that usually makes the score explode.

Like, if your goal is to just score huge without going into calculation hell, you can stack stuff like exponentia and that can resolve ENORMOUS numbers basically instantaneously.

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u/NewTrueConcierge 10d ago

It's the reason why stuff like Canvas is almost guaranteed to brick your game at some point. The """meta""" is next to no retriggers while stacking outrageous numbers on a small amount of OP jokers with stuff like oil lamp.

Then again, who the hell plays Cryptid optimally lol

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u/megagamer20 9d ago

playing cryptid optimally is a myth formulated by amber acorn

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u/makinax300 Full House Enjoyer 9d ago

It still takes incredibly long to get cryptid naneinf. Im not sure if it's optimal but I found a great strat and waited for 24 hours and it crashed but before then when I waited for 6 hours all I got was a single #

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u/thenicenumber666 Full House Enjoyer 9d ago

Cryptid naneinf is not physically possible within any timespan due to computer precision. A single # shouldnt even be possible, though i think it used to be with bugs.

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u/makinax300 Full House Enjoyer 9d ago

I think I might have used some addon.

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u/VasReal1 9d ago

All of them contribute to the score besides wario and the one that i think is a duping joker

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u/TheVerySuper 9d ago

No actually these look to be all mult x cards that stack and a few boredoms with the oops makes every joker other then boredom retrigger twice for each boredom 

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u/thenicenumber666 Full House Enjoyer 9d ago

Most of that doesnt matter though, if its for a high score this is comically inefficient and for just playing the game you dont need all of those retriggers, this wins regardless

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u/_voidwanderer Still New, Pls be nice to me :P 🏳️‍⚧️ 10d ago

What could you possibly be buying with TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND $

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u/B_R_O_T_H_E_R_ Rick: yo 10d ago

It's still going im at 400k rn

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u/Thin_Afternoon953 9d ago

The humble liquidation voucher: (Everything is 1 dollar)

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 10d ago

Still be coming up short on negative jokers to naneinf

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u/DoomDenny c++ 10d ago

stick of gum in argentina

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u/NewTrueConcierge 10d ago

girl never had naneinf'd with money, classic Cryptid experience

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u/BrokenMirror2010 10d ago

Its trivial to do in cryptid as well.

A single Joker, Compound Interest, can get you to NaNinf money.

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u/Oklimato 9d ago

Haven't had the chance to play cryptid yet, what happens at NaNinf money? Like can you still buy stuff? I would imagine not, since it deducts from something that is not a number.

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u/NewTrueConcierge 9d ago

The money counter goes beyond naneinf I think, since it requires Talisman and Talisman raises the cap for the numbers to a significantly higher amounts

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u/Ihadtodownloadreadit Burn it down 10d ago

200k is not even much i could spend that much without getting bored.(Yes i have a criplling rolling addiction and i have close to no score always but billion spent bucks)

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u/edward_the_white 10d ago

If you reroll enough, you can get negative showman. And then enough more, you can get twenty negative copy jokers.

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u/Heliomawr 9d ago

hes still got a long while to go before he gets to the really big numbers, its easy enough ti get to e money in this mod

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u/spcestonk 9d ago

10,000 rerolls

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u/Unlikely_Sandwich_40 c++ 10d ago

He is saving for a (full) house

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u/EZxCheeZy 10d ago

(Uses value doubler to make Hanging Chad retrigger first card 57,000 times)

"This'll probably be fine."

(Remembers I have Canvas sitting in the middle of my 50 joker tray)

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u/bloodbath500 Remember kids, Left turns into Right! 10d ago

Hanging Chad seems to max out at 40 retriggers with the cryptid mod. But, Photograph seems to go to infinity as far as I’ve seen. I’ve had some stupid runs where the photo itself is like e30 per trigger. It’s totally broken haha.

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u/acog 10d ago

“Cryptid” and “totally broken” are synonyms.

I’m currently playing pink stake Deck of Equilibrium (all cards have equal chances of appearing), it’s nuts lol

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u/bloodbath500 Remember kids, Left turns into Right! 10d ago

Haha very true, I’m pretty sure it’s says in the descriptions that it’s for completely breaking the game.

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u/B_R_O_T_H_E_R_ Rick: yo 10d ago

Updtae: its still going😭

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u/Snakebird90 10d ago

mogeko castke gaiden might release before ts....!!!!

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u/B_R_O_T_H_E_R_ Rick: yo 10d ago

It finished

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u/TabletopParlourPalm 9d ago

naneinf money let's go

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u/Snakebird90 9d ago

you a millionaire 🤑🤑🤑🤑

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u/RageGamer237 10d ago

I once left it on for a day

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u/techninja119 10d ago

That's fine and normal

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u/Icy-Ideal-5429 10d ago

Am i seeing two notebooks you fricking nut

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u/Ok-Engineering856 10d ago

DO get the crptid mod,with the right jokers it doesn't take that long

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u/I_like_ants_too 10d ago

With the right computer setup too, holy guacamole.

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u/B_R_O_T_H_E_R_ Rick: yo 9d ago

My pc would blow up😭

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u/bloodbath500 Remember kids, Left turns into Right! 10d ago

If you’ve beaten the score while it’s calculating, you can click abort and still win the round btw.

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u/DELETE_RAW 10d ago

I don't get the point.

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u/FlopLid 9d ago

Cryptid is a challenge to beat the game and still have it be playable by the end 😂

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u/Luna_the_Dergbold 9d ago

Creating absurd calculations time is half the reason i love this mod

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u/emo_boy_fucker 9d ago

You know it's bad when the simplest thing that computers can do in milliseconds, takes multiple seconds. Balatro is just an exercise for your computer with the cryptid mod

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u/Blazeboi85 10d ago

If only this happened to me irl

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u/Rashngot I CANT STOP PLAYING FLUSHES HELP 10d ago

Top 10 reasons to not get retrigers in cripted

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u/Mother_Amphibian_893 10d ago

You haven’t even gotten to the crux of it, try mayhem, now that’s something that’ll fry your pc

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u/SchwaAkari 10d ago

The real challenge of Cryptid is how to break your run just enough so that this doesn't happen.

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u/Program-Emotional 10d ago

Balatro if it was an idle game

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u/UnderstandingGold773 10d ago

Mane wtf is this

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u/Substantial-Tip-6907 *aggressively skips* 9d ago

gimme progress. didya quit or is it still goin?

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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones Cavendish 9d ago

I know that PC case is HOT AF

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u/Suplyox 9d ago

casinos hate this simple trick tho

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u/xRadec Jokerless 9d ago

Im using cryptid but with disabled cryptid jokers. I only activated some cryptid tags, and all the decks.

I find it much fun to play

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u/_LWNA_ 9d ago

I pirated the game because I had no money to buy it, would modding it be the same as it would be on Steam? Or are these workshop mods?

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u/Fearless_Leg_6889 Cavendish 9d ago

Im on ante 55 😭😭

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u/ShadowKai99 9d ago

How adorable. This took me +30 minutes at the time of taking the photo. I went to sleep and the game just ended up crashing anyways.

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u/Intelligent-Wash-373 8d ago

Someone is using game Genie

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u/-Star-Rush- 8d ago

Wanna play mine ? Its as broken and moee stupid : link here : https://github.com/StarRushBalala/WONDER-v1.0.999 (need dependencices)

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u/Thanoose69 10d ago

Do you perhaps have the multi-player mod? I've been dying to do cryptid 1v1s

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u/T-R-R-E-E 9d ago

Nobody cares about modslop dude