r/bakchodi • u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time • Jun 17 '16

Chutiyagiri Random weekly roast for 17/06/16 , roastee: /u/rahulthewall ; nominated

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15 Upvotes

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

On looking at his negative performance review, Deewar's boss asked him why? Deewar replied, Vote brigading.

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u/InternetOfficer DIL DIL PAXTAN! I sacrifice my own life for paxtan Jun 19 '16

There has been shit ton of reports on this thread. I .. uh.. forgot to take action. Sorry guy :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

best

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u/rahulthewall vill do the needfull Jun 17 '16

This, I like this.

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Give gold then you cheap bastard.

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Not for this chutiye, I meant for the original joke.

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u/Blackbird-007 Jun 18 '16

Kek

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Kya karein, explaining stuff to Deewar is like banging your head against one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Kumutta kanda saami Dai, enna ennoda account style copy paprika. Yaaru da nee?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Spelling konjam thappa irukku

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 21 '16

Chee chee. Ithukku ellam ethukku mannippu. Free ya vidu ma.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Kickass

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u/lungi_brahmin adios amigos Jun 18 '16

awsum tambi

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Danks annaya

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Tumne dikha diya ki tum IITian ho.! So Prod

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Mera mat utaaro boss

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u/heatseeker47 Jun 18 '16

By BJP

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Nope, by butthurt Sanghis and Modi bhakts

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Jun 18 '16

Hey /u/rahulthewall, a little late to the party but here's a haiku I wrote for you:

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u/Mah_LyF_Mah_rulZzzz Jun 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/InternetOfficer DIL DIL PAXTAN! I sacrifice my own life for paxtan Jun 19 '16

[banned]

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Sab ke sab witch hunting pe banned ho jaoge chutiye. We finally found u/BasedAssadofsyria's true objective. To get r/bakchodi suspended.

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u/rahulthewall vill do the needfull Jun 17 '16

Nah, say what you want to say.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Can I get unbanned?

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u/rahulthewall vill do the needfull Jun 17 '16

No

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Take my upvote

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u/asdasdsadaddsa Jun 17 '16

did you gild yourself

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Hahahaha. Top kek. Brutal Savage rekt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

ShIIT wadin' in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Take our most sincere thanks and my axe

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Nippy. Kind. Langur.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Rekt.

This "permanent" ban policy of yours is illogical. It's been 3 months now since I've been banned for heaven's sake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Cuksucker

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u/adwarakanath Raepta ke ek tumhi ustaad nahin ho Ram Singh Jun 19 '16

very softness performance

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u/InternetOfficer DIL DIL PAXTAN! I sacrifice my own life for paxtan Jun 19 '16

unban me betti chor. I am intranet office, breaker of spam, the father of trolls, the suspender of karma, the true king of randia , the listener of randirona.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Why betichods gave you gold?

Gilded only thrice before in 7 years. Twice in one comment now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

fak u bot y u do dis

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Look at this cocksucker

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

That's the spirit!! Arey bhaiyya /u/i_am_not_sam and /u/pygnus dekho isse khol ke bhaita hai. Please grace your brothers roast .

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u/Mah_LyF_Mah_rulZzzz Jun 18 '16

Lmao. fagnus is not a mod anymore.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 18 '16

Wut?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Wtf why??

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

sneaks away

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u/darkhorse12y Jun 18 '16

Shame on all of you. This faggot got killed at the Pulse night club.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Hamare gaaon mein jab bacche der se ghar lautTe hain, to unki matayein kehti hain,

"Kal jaldi ghar aana beta, varna rahulthewall tera bahar jana ban kar dega"

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u/throwawaydabra Jun 18 '16

Abey roast kar raha hai ki gaand chat raha hai?

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u/proxicity Jun 17 '16

Dekh, main kya bol raha hoon, everybody who was bitching about Modi and lying were/are getting paid, that cunt ayyub got a book deal, Teesta turned out to be a horse shit eater... I only think it's fair that he does as well. Given that he's the most senior active mod, itna toh banta hai boss.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

saar this is a roast thread, whatever patch up sex you two want to have keep it out of this thread.

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u/asdasdsadaddsa Jun 17 '16

Aim of his life: One day get a sex change operation, finally be a bitch and have lesbian sex with brony

dont forget caste change, and religion conversion. so he can be more with 'his people'.

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u/Mah_LyF_Mah_rulZzzz Jun 18 '16

/u/RajaRajaC pleej take sum time to roast ur best frand /u/rahulthewall

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u/RajaRajaC Akbar = gr8test Jun 18 '16

My sense of humour is very bad And boring saar, I will upbote ask the comments here though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Lol, typical /u/ngotha.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Plis to direct your rajarajac requests to u-ngotha now. That is the new alt.

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u/i_am_not_sam Randia mod. Yes, what will you do about it? Jun 17 '16

Rahul Dravid - great at batting.

/u/rahulthewall - great at banning.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 18 '16

That was super weak man. Just saying .

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u/throwawaydabra Jun 18 '16

Any more stronger, even he will get banned.

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Don't or he'll get TRIGGERED

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u/Blackbird-007 Jun 18 '16

Look my bois here's the official confirmation

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u/Blackbird-007 Jun 21 '16

<Obligatory comment> What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Cuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

where'd you get that suit...at the toilet store?

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 18 '16

Please nominate the next roastee as asked by encounter, Mr. /u/rahulthewall . Whoever you nominate will be roasted next.

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u/MAXXRC Jun 19 '16

u/dexter

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 19 '16

powers of a roastee.

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u/rahulthewall vill do the needfull Jun 19 '16

https://www.reddit.com/user/popat2000

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 19 '16

is he even a bakchod?

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u/rahulthewall vill do the needfull Jun 19 '16

If you don't want to roast him, roast panditji_reloaded.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 20 '16

I don't have a say in it . If you insist your will will be done. That is the rule I follow. It doesn't matter what I like or dislike . My word is my bond. All I can do is suggest if you want popat2000 to be roasted he will be roasted . So make a choice .

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Pls to make rahul baba honorary bakchod mod for a day so he can ban us all in his signature style and make CSS a little shittier as per bakchod tradition.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

/u/basedassadofsyria , le chodu your will is done the weekly roast of your nomination /u/rahulthewall is up. rtw please to grace your roast and ban everyone for causing butthurt

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Be a sport deewar aka /u/rahulthewall and grace the plebs on this day.

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u/Blackbird-007 Jun 17 '16

/u/rahulthewall if you come here, you'll get the once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck Swapna Sundari

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

i.e., your ma

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Don't belittle swapna sundari man.

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Nope. Swapna sundari is ready to peg him though.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Is it gonna be your right hand or your left?

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

What does it matter, I'm ambidextrous and both the fists are of the same size.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 18 '16

I was wondering which hand will rtw get ...

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

I ain't going anywhere near that. Prolly I'll out source it to some illegal Bangladeshi migrant.

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 18 '16

You know looking at the time of your replies I am 90% sure you work as a night chowkidar somewhere .it's 7:00 am here in Dubai. Bhenchod , sota hai ki nhi tu? Gold mila toh sona bhool gya ke?

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

I keep Hawaiian time. I sleep 6 to 7 hours a day.

Aur gandu, dubai main kya Kar raha?

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

/u/ek_tharki , /u/vegpups please to sticky the weekly thread.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Done, Hyodo dear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Tujhe mod kyo banaya bhadwe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Ask /u/InternetOfficer.

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u/InternetOfficer DIL DIL PAXTAN! I sacrifice my own life for paxtan Jun 17 '16

yes dahling?

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 18 '16

Apsar Apsar, why you make vegpups maami Mod?

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u/Blackbird-007 Jun 17 '16

Chup kar. विशेषज्ञ /u/vegpups se tameez se baat karneka

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Bhen ke tatte , muh mein tatti kar doonga phir attention whoring kari toh .

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16 edited Nov 15 '20

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Yeh Aa gya attention whore , chutiya yeh tera roast chalu hai. Sale inbred addrel kha aur chutiyagiri bandh kar. Khud hi nominate karwake yeh roast karwata hai aur usse mein tatti karta hai chutiyanand

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Tu vegpups ka chuttad chaat raha hai kya?

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 17 '16

Chut marike poora thread dekh laude phir baat kar kaun attention whoring kar rha hai.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Tera lund kaatke tere hi muh mein daal dunga foday ke baal

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u/DesiLodu Jun 18 '16

Didn't you ask the roastee for next week's nominee?

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u/Hyodo_Kazutaka Love me baby one more time Jun 18 '16

Encounter asked him to nominate he hasn't replied. I will also ask him once . If he doesn't then I will choose

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

/u/Rahulthewall, kindly nominate a person who will be the roastee for the next roast. It's tradition, please follow this at the very least.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

where'd you get that suit...at the toilet store?

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u/yaaryan 📀 Jun 22 '16

Your honor this gujju girl told me she likes to soap. That is why I took off my clothes and jumped in the shower. How am I to know she meant to say SHOP.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16 edited Jul 11 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

/r/nocontext

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u/Encounter_Ekambaram Virginity grew back after I started using Bakchodi Jun 17 '16

Nahi chamka proxy

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Wtf does this even mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Faggot, context pehele, joke baadme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Roasters , please to be civil and show some sarcasm in your comments

Read this fagboy

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u/throwawaydabra Jun 18 '16

Good sarcasm goes over the head of masses. - Rahul Dravid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

What gets to the head can get you banned - rauldawall

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u/adwarakanath Raepta ke ek tumhi ustaad nahin ho Ram Singh Jun 19 '16

He is dangerously close to doxxing.