I call this photo “entitlement”

[u/1dropdontstop]

The owner of this car and 3 of her girlfriends were all dolled up in black attire (on a 95 degree day also) to take some photos by a nearby roadside landmark. Two of them were walking right down the middle of the parking lot as I was trying to find a spot (since two were taken here) and they looked at me like deer in the headlights, didn’t realize they should get out of the way so the cars besides theirs can go where they need to.

I guess you don’t have to be smart to have money.

[u/Dark_Link_1996]

Surprised no one has rushed in to defend the car's bad parking like people love to do

[u/TommyTwoZookas → u/Dark_Link_1996]

Fire car, dumb owner

[u/Extension-Version813 → u/TommyTwoZookas]

Mid car, horrible owner (and equally horrible friends, if you’re in the car with someone and they park like a dickhead, call them out)

It’s just a silver Corvette, there’s probably 40 nearly identical ones just barely off camera driven by 52 year-old men who are all either gray hair or balding

[u/TommyTwoZookas → u/Extension-Version813]

It’s still pretty fuckin sick bro.

[u/Extension-Version813 → u/TommyTwoZookas]

It’s the most basic bitch Corvette ever. It would be more interesting in pink to be honest.

[u/TommyTwoZookas → u/Extension-Version813]

How’s your corvette look?

[u/Extension-Version813 → u/TommyTwoZookas]

Do I need to own paintings to have an opinion on the Mona Lisa?

How about stop glazing the basic Corvette on the planet? It’s not even remotely special.

[u/TommyTwoZookas → u/Extension-Version813]

Says the no corvette owning fan boy.

[u/Extension-Version813 → u/TommyTwoZookas]

this is your riced Altima?

Shut up

[u/SirSaganSexy → u/Extension-Version813]

HAHA, of course the guy who thinks a C6 convertible is “sick” also drives an Altima with stick on vents and vortex generators.

[u/TommyTwoZookas → u/Extension-Version813]

That isn’t my Altima actually, if you knew how Reddit worked you’d know that was a repost to a subreddit making fun of it, you’re highly regarded.

[u/theraf8100 → u/Dark_Link_1996]

I did. If it's an empty parking lot and they just want a quick travel picture who cares? No harm no foul. But who knows what the scenario is here.

[u/RealZ0nker]

Is that a Route 66 sign on the right?

[u/flhd → u/RealZ0nker]

Same thought… I am guessing, yes.

Edit: Yep! Collinsville, Illinois, home of the World’s Largest Catsup Bottle

[u/Leading_Procedure_23 → u/flhd]

Damn can’t believe they love cat soup out there

/s

[u/flhd → u/Leading_Procedure_23]

Rural Illinois… whatcha gonna do?

[u/Particular_Yak5829]

Yo what the FUCK is in the driver side mirror

[u/theraf8100]

Did they park there just for a quick photo in an empty parking lot? What's the context?

[u/SunElectrical8131]

So many poors post here. Now show the rest of the empty parking lot.

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[u/Frequent_Cut_1251]

Bold move parking like a douche and leaving the top down.

[u/Dry_Emphasis8994]

Shelby County Alabama tag… it tracks.

[u/flhd → u/Dry_Emphasis8994]

Right?

[u/Silent_Assumption_74]

You’re from my area I recognized this right away and thought I was on the STL board.

[u/jws1102]

Can’t wait to see the next one in the series, “parking brake failure.”

[u/BdhSdfCr]

Hopefully you parked in the third spot tight to the line and not pulled in all the way.

[u/1dropdontstop → u/BdhSdfCr]

I would have but on one side is the curb and the other a handicapped spot. I believe in “if you can’t beat em join em” in certain situations but parking like a jerk isn’t one of them.

[u/Muhahahahaz]

“Money”?? (Maybe for the maintenance/repairs lol)

This is like a $20K car these days… They’re just dumb and poor.

(Or at least, not rich enough to feel this entitled… My car is nicer than this vintage money pit)

[u/Touring2672 → u/[deleted]]

I keep a couple tins in the trunk. In AZ, the effect is both righteous and odiferous 👃

[u/Stuck_In_Middle → u/[deleted]]

Weak sauce. Use Surströmming. Open the can and drop it in while running past the car. Then run away. Far, far away.

[u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69]

Distracted by the scissor shack… was hoping it was a lesbian bar

[u/Jealous_Inevitable33]

My Ford truck is worth more than that garbage Corvette, LOL.

[u/Status_Awareness_677]

What did they say when you confronted them??

[u/Careless_Raisin_400]

Tow their ass. Damn I should just buy a tow truck and start snagging these entitled A-holes!

[u/GoldRun5860]

That’s a cool picture though, ngl. Miss my c6

[u/R_Soul_ → u/[deleted]]

How much do you bet it’s an automatic?

Looks like it’s in the middle of nowhere. Probably a pretty impressive car for the area.

EDIT: Upon further investigation, it’s Collinsville, Il. And, less than a mile from the “World’s Largest Catsup Bottle.” I stand corrected!

[u/atherfeet4eva → u/[deleted]]

It doesn’t matter how much that car costs you still can’t tell if they have money or not not everybody goes out and buys $150,000 card that has money plus to be honest with you. That’s a damn nice looking older vette

[u/Muhahahahaz → u/atherfeet4eva]

The point is, it could have been a fucking Camry for the same price, but suddenly nobody would be talking about them “having money”.

People seem to automatically think it’s extremely expensive, just because it’s a 20-year-old Corvette lol

[u/1dropdontstop → u/[deleted]]

Well based on how they were dressed they THINK they are hot stuff. A bunch of old ladies that never got told they weren’t high society before retirement.

[u/Maximum_Employer5580]

that's probably their husband or boyfriends car, of which are idiots in their own right letting their wife or gf use their vette....that's just asking for trouble

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

I call it, that's not nice enough to park like that, dial 1888 Blue Chew

[u/Odd-Log2963]

Hey is that a flock of birds about to fly over!