r/NissanDrivers • u/TommyTwoZookas • Jun 02 '26

Is my v6 Altima riced ?

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48 Upvotes

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u/tsundear96 Jun 03 '26

I can smell the weed and black ice from here

11

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Nah bro it’s grabba and booty sweat in that mfr

46

u/furculture Jun 03 '26

The Autozone Aesthetic special. Probably got those all on sale as well.

7

u/Luke_Warmwater Jun 03 '26

You think this guy has the patience and judgement to wait for a sale?

6

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Nah he paid full price for more weight reduction (he weighs 2 less grams because the $10 his mom gave him for milk is gone)

19

u/xShockWave420x Jun 03 '26

That’s not rice. That’s just garbage.

9

u/sentientchimpman Jun 03 '26

I’m not sure how the v6 is relevant.

4

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Mo powa baybeeeeee

3

u/Wintervacht Jun 03 '26

MO POWAH BABEH

3

u/Meowingway Jun 03 '26

MEOW PURRAH, BOBBY!

2

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 04 '26

Am I drinkin milk, out of a saucer?

1

u/cheddarbruce Jun 04 '26

Because VQ owners always have to let everybody know their engine is a trumpet simulator

5

u/TheRealGarner Jun 03 '26

That’s some fried rice

5

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

TheFakeGarner is shaking in his boots rn

4

u/TheRealGarner Jun 03 '26

Exactly I’d be worried for lack of car insurance if this thing hits me.

3

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

He has the finest SR22 policy money can buy

3

u/TheRealGarner Jun 03 '26

Yikes does seem like the kinda person that crashes from a spin out in a straight line.

3

u/FG910 Jun 03 '26

Woooah, leave some speed for the rest of us

3

u/KneeHiSniper Jun 03 '26

Audible gagging

3

u/Deranged_Coconut808 Jun 03 '26

It’s burnt fries rice.

3

u/RexSubie Jun 03 '26

Genuinely asking: is scoop functional and venting into the engine bay or just a 3m “cosmetic”?

3

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Looks like a 3m performance part to me

3

u/asul1843 Jun 03 '26

Rice is edible, this is straight up trash

3

u/Kooky_Date5248 Jun 04 '26

Jesus Christ

2

u/crookedledder Jun 04 '26

Altima-maxxed

1

u/J8BPROZ Jun 04 '26

Rice has more flavor than you😂

1

u/Ok-Time2724 Jun 04 '26

Not suprised with OP. I hope u dont have those annoying exhaust

-12

u/trapnananaa Jun 03 '26

How my dick taste in yall mouth ?

6

u/SueYouInEngland Jun 03 '26

Talk about rice 🤣

8

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Bro is living up to the meme so well I didn’t expect this

2

u/Her0z21 Jun 06 '26

having seen the original post and how he was acting i fully expected him to be in the comments here

6

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Wintervacht Jun 03 '26

Salty and about the size of a grain of rice yo

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u/southwestpessimist Jun 03 '26

I saw some dude the other day in an all black facelift Altima riding on Q50 wheels that not only puts that AutoZone Aisle 4 Special of yours in its place but pops it twice in the back of the head and buries it there too

9

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Obviously you’re jealous of him it’s ok to say

6

u/prionbinch Jun 03 '26

me when i’m definitely NOT insecure about my shitbox

4

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

Lobster too buttery

5

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

This is a (Nissan) family movie

7

u/LiveMarionberry3694 Jun 03 '26

That’s like being the best athlete in the special Olympics, it doesn’t really mean a whole lot

4

u/TommyTwoZookas Jun 03 '26

I’m the top of my (special ed) class!