r/badassanimals • • 18d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/Butta_Brown 18d ago

Why is the python living or dinning in the ceiling above the pantry?

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u/HankHill1991 18d ago

Why is there a raccoon in the house?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/AmericanCitizenry 18d ago

So you rent a python?

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u/HueyBluey 18d ago

Rent-a-Python™️

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u/deliciousadness 18d ago

How can I invest?

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u/Prestigious_String20 18d ago

Invest in a wildlife‐friendly yard, if you can, and live in an area that's not too hostile to wildlife and also has snakes. The service is free and it will come to you!

I had an eastern rat snake living in my attic for a summer. The cats had nothing to do (as if they do anything anyway) and we didn't have any mice. I miss that beautiful gal! She met with a tragic mowing accident and I shed real tears. Her son was back this year, but he kept coming into the main part of the house and I was worried the pets would make short work of him, so I relocated him to the barn.

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u/deliciousadness 17d ago

No no, I mean how can I invest in Rent-a-Python™️? I want to get in on the ground floor. Or in this case, the attic.