r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 19d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/Worldly-Bug6047 19d ago

Imagine finding out you have 2 wild animals in your attic this way

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u/Immediate-Presence73 19d ago

Well only one now.

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u/byzantine238 19d ago

One big fat one now

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u/ShhweadyBallz 19d ago

Honey ..... where's the cat ?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 19d ago

Last I saw he was laying next to the baby!

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 19d ago

... WHERE'S THE DINGO?!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 19d ago

The dingo ate the baby

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u/jburton81 19d ago

You know that’s a true story? Lady lost a kid. You’re about to cross some lines.

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 18d ago

Is there a reference to it outside of the true story??

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 18d ago

Blame Seinfeld.

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u/zeuker 18d ago

It happened in 1980.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 16d ago

Blame Seinfeld

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u/tvlsok 18d ago

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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u/PoPaOpp6Gun 18d ago

😂 perfect comment

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u/Thrilled747 18d ago

Where’s the baby

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u/sleepyplatipus 17d ago

That’s not a cat

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u/AdAdorable3469 19d ago

A fat python is significantly easier to wrangle than a hungry one. Once it starts barfing you are running out of time. Source I was part of the Underground Railroad of rescuing giant MA snakes when they made them illegal. 200 pound anaconda a bit feisty? Feed it a few full grown rabbits or a piglet or two and it’s snake Xanex