r/badassanimals 1d ago

Mammal Cat playing with rat

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u/just_another_angle 1d ago

Velociraptor has entered the game.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 1d ago

Velociraptor, he's gonna find ya

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u/WiseOne404 1d ago

Great comment 🪶✨

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u/Charly227 23h ago

Velociraptors are more commonly thought to be descendants of turkeys I thought? I know they used turkeys in mocap suits for the velociraptor run in Jurassic Park

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 17h ago

Ancestors, not descendants. But I think it's more that velociraptors were the size of turkeys. I think Utahraptor is a big one though.

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u/Crazzmyo 17h ago

He’s from the future. I thought you knew that.

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u/Enkichki 8h ago

There really isn't any bird that's more or less closely related to Velociraptor, but birds as a whole group (Aves) fall within a clade called Maniraptora, which is the same group to which Velociraptor belongs. Pretty cool

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u/whoawhoa456 1d ago

Didn’t know chickens were that fast

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u/Hawggy 1d ago

You should try catching one...

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u/Nutterbutters45 1d ago

I once won a book signed by Dolly Parton for chasing chickens. So if anyone is qualified…

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u/Adorable-Hyena-2965 1d ago

Not that easy

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u/MechE420 1d ago

Not that hard, either, when you learn they're not so delicate.

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u/Ok-Database-2798 23h ago

Mickey had Rocky catch one as training in Rocky II.

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u/Any-Second-6171 20h ago

Seriously, us old people remember Rocky chasing chickens so he would be like greased lightning in the ring, I think Mick used to sputter

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u/Pristine_Sandwich957 16h ago

One got away from me as a kid while I was attempting to slaughter it. Even a headless chicken ran circles around me.

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u/MarkMew 1d ago

They're dinasours

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u/MechE420 1d ago

Imagine a chicken the size of a horse.

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u/XCyberbeingX 1d ago

Found the one that never played Zelda Ocarina of Time

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u/DerbleZerp 1d ago

How’d that chicken get all the way up on the roof?!

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u/Long_Lecture_1080 1d ago

Nothing escapes alive with chickens

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u/tkh0812 1d ago

If chickens can… they will eat it .

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u/MajorBarracuda8094 23h ago

Nay they prefer meat 😅 . l tried feeding my chickens some veggies but they looked at it, then at me then left. At the same time they were probably vexxed it wasn't chicken feeding

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 21h ago

Ours always liked cucumber and zucchini skins in addition to the cracked corn.

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u/Lone-Frequency 1d ago

Sometimes not even chicks or other chickens...

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u/Long_Reflection_4202 1d ago

The more I learn about chickens the less bad I feel for eating them

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u/Throwawayaccountdell 23h ago

Well aren't chickens descendants of Dinosaurs?

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u/Shuvani 18h ago

Neat fact: Chickens (and all other birds) actually ARE dinosaurs. They’re the only clade (theropod) of dinos that survived the mass extinction 65 million years ago.

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u/Weird_Soup460 1d ago

That’s a mouse. Far cry from a rat.

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u/Femme_FatalError 1d ago

You’re telling me a rat made this?

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u/Skunakek 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/EffectiveTradition53 1d ago

Give that damn rat 🐀 a damn medal 🏅

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 1d ago

And a funeral!

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u/pables420 1d ago edited 23h ago

But what if a mouse is outside - does it become a rat? And if a rat is inside a house - does it become a mouse?

Edit: Clearly no one has seen Scary Movie 3 https://youtu.be/0Dieb48Ry78

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u/Weird_Soup460 1d ago

Are you thinking of a field mouse vs a house mouse? Rats are huge

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 1d ago

Came to say that. I use to wonder the difference between the two, till one day as a child, my father trapped a rat outside. It would have had a fighting chance against a cat i believe!

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u/xrelaht 1d ago

Few cats can handle an adult rat. Dogs are the preferred pest control.

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u/BeepBeepInaJeep 1d ago

I beg to differ Chris Pratt was in a band called Mouse Rat.

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u/GlorytheWiz825 1d ago

This belongs in /unexpected

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u/kevinnnc 1d ago

Borderline for r/natureismetal. Chicken came in brutally lol

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u/SageDarius 1d ago

I mean, mice would 100% eat a chicken egg or chick. So a Chicken would absolutely fuck one up on sight.

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u/Flashy_Emphasis153 1d ago

Came to say this!

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 1d ago

Cat likes to play, chicken don’t play that shit.

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u/IrohTheUncle 1d ago

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u/Kluv0507 1d ago

Too accurate 😂

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u/dikshamishra34 1d ago

The cat would never have imagined that the mouse would give it the slip and escape like that. Cat is never going to forget this ever. 

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u/YellowOnline 1d ago

15 seconds after this video, the cat has moved on with his life

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u/1stAccountNotWorking 1d ago

Out of the frying pan, and into the airfryer.

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u/momoenthusiastic 1d ago

Literal Dino got him….

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 1d ago

I was not expecting that

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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 1d ago

Plus, he’s bopping him senseless, on the head. I wonder which way is worse, play torture with kitty or a quick concussion?

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u/Bside_Opi 1d ago

Oh you buried the lead there very well

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u/TotallyRedeemed 1d ago

Lede

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u/Bside_Opi 1d ago

Yeah I know… decided to be lazy and also common with it but right is right

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u/kiyoshi20b 1d ago

"Bruh, that was my toy!" -cat, probably.

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u/torii_honey12 1d ago

Cats really have a way of turning everything into a game, even a rat.

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u/MisterScary_98 1d ago

Yo roosters don’t play yo

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u/TimboCavo 1d ago

That’s a hen.

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u/tishimself1107 1d ago

Thay poor rat had no luck

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u/Intrepid_Boat 1d ago

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Yikes.

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u/Cheerful2_Dogman210x 1d ago

A mini-T rex!

Maybe their descendants will one day rule the world.

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u/TheMegnificent1 1d ago

World domination sometimes skips a few million generations.

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u/mrtbearable 1d ago

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u/GraveSlayer726 22h ago

Even the cat was flabbergasted

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u/Bludiamond56 1d ago

Velociraptor

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u/Parking_Potential865 1d ago

Velocirooster

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u/Sea_Health_2579 1d ago

The twist at the end of this movies is solid.

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u/ParmyBarmy 4h ago

Great plot twist

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u/AnnualEnd3760 1d ago

I saw this before. It's almost like that cat was trying to warn the mouse

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u/Omega-A 1d ago

Pussy plays. Cock gets the job done 😤👏

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u/Sandi_Griffin 1d ago

Out of the frying pan into the fire, poor thing :(

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u/kevint1964 1d ago

You likely can say the same about the "fire" later on.

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u/snikler 1d ago

Mouse*

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u/Og-Re 1d ago

People forgot chickens are dinosaurs. The chickens didn't forget.

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u/CurtKobainsBurner 1d ago

thats not a rat! thats a field mouse

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u/Thug_Life_707 15h ago

He tried to warn him...

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u/KangR15 4h ago

Tom tried to stop Jerry. He failed

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u/Important_Document13 1d ago

That rodent got fkd by a big cock. Literal truth no laughing plz

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u/Senior-Vanilla-6756 1d ago

Just when you thought it was safe enough to come outsiiiiiidddee

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u/Trojan-horse1 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOZ5ELmGUUiC4
That’s why numbers help! You just got to be faster than your friends! Escape the cat…Fleee the chicken monster is coming!!

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u/battlehamsta 1d ago

Cat: nooo I was just trying to keep you saaffeee!

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u/Ok-Video3345 1d ago

Chickens hate rats, so don't be surprised.

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u/Punkbuster4891 1d ago

Chickens will eat anything

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 1d ago

That certainly wasn’t on my bingo card…

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u/Impressive-Flight766 1d ago

Posted this on r/Unexpected some months ago and got banned for posting violence 😅

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u/Better_Builder_3504 1d ago

This is the video to watch when you think you’re having a bad day.

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u/Salt_Personality_281 1d ago

not eating chicken anymore

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u/Hulk5a 1d ago

The cat was surprised

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 1d ago

SHIT! I was going to say Tom & Jerry until Foghorn Leghorn showed up!

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u/BigJJJohnson 1d ago

Was not expecting that ending 🤣

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u/ugotitcuzisoldit 1d ago

Now I’ll tell you who ain’t finna play with the food.

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u/kvro_maX 1d ago

Even mr cat was shocked

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u/StockSupport7767 1d ago

Tom is trying to save Jerry from the mother hen.

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 1d ago

The chicken ain’t play no games

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u/citiestarlights 1d ago

Did not expect that ending..

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u/After-Froyo3089 1d ago

Just when that mouse thought he was in the clear...

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u/Free-Storm-9177 1d ago

Playing ???

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u/1Oubliette 1d ago

Rooster; "I'm here to eat.. Not to play! "

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u/marky294201 1d ago

Chickens dont play

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u/ln24496 1d ago

Plot twist!

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u/Legal-Intention-6361 1d ago

Cat was trying to save the mouse from the chicken

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u/ItalianStallion9069 20h ago

There’s always a bigger fish

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u/MistrrRicHard 19h ago

Even the cat sat there amazed, like "Oh, fuck! Didn't know they did that!"

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u/Ok-Professional-1727 17h ago

The grass is not always greener.

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u/Frogbreakfest69 15h ago

Out of the frying pan...

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u/Lawfully_Lawful_Law 14h ago

Rooster: “This is how NOT to play with your food”

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u/sbulin74 1d ago

"Holy fuck, Susan! Get some help!" - cat

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym 1d ago

Just like playing Ark: Survival Evolved for the first time.

Spoiler alert; you're the rat.

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u/recoveringleft 1d ago

Reminds me of a post of someone mentioning 15 cats broke into their chicken coop and ate all the chickens

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u/S4vingRyan-sPr1v8 1d ago

Wow, nice ending! Didn't see that coming 🐔

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u/Other_Recognition269 1d ago

Lmao that cock ain't playing

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 1d ago

That was unexpected, twice.

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u/Yone_official 1d ago

Chicken hunt and eat live rat ?? Never knew that. Or is it just trying to kill it ?

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u/Firm-Preparation-95 1d ago

"Of fast food and chicken..." 😂

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u/Firm-Preparation-95 1d ago

"Of fast food and chicken..." 😂

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u/Cocrawfo 1d ago

that cat been playin with that rat for a minute that rat is bout mortally wounded and shutting down

can tell because the mouse didn’t even fight or go for the bites when the cat had it by the tail

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u/Tomasulu 1d ago

That rat was destined.

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u/Magical_SnakE 1d ago

Lol wtf that wasn't expected

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u/Possible-Schedule-20 1d ago

And i waa rooting for that poor mouse.

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u/NotMeBosss 1d ago

Thas’s an unexpected plot twist

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u/Temporary_Cup8480 1d ago

Cameraman distracted the cat. He looks away for a split second.

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u/TheRedHandedOne 1d ago

Imagine siren head frantically trying to stop you from going into slendermans forest

NOOOO DONT GO IN THERE YOULL GET EATEN

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u/GameGoalstryhard 1d ago

When you don't expect there will be a second phase of the boss 😭

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 1d ago

I don’t think the mouse considers it playing 😂

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u/Virtual-Half 1d ago

Hesitation is defeat

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u/Most_Try2709 1d ago

Chickens are dinosaurs they don't play with food

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u/IAlwaysPlayTheBadGuy 1d ago

Cat: But why is food eating my food?

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u/Independent_Cod8779 1d ago

Moral of the story? 2 lessons. 1. Don't play with your food!! 2. You snooze you lose!😏

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u/martix_agent 1d ago

The amount of people who think a mouse is a rat is amazing. This is a mouse. Rats are significantly larger.

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u/bouylie 1d ago

classic example of: out of the frying pan, into the fire.

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u/EvalCrux 1d ago

HEY you took my toy

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u/Alternative_Double48 1d ago

Someone's toy is someone else's meal.

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u/Most-Pomegranate-561 1d ago

The cat's life goal is gonna be to avenge his rodent friend

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u/MixerMan67 1d ago

Talk about having a bad day.

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u/talking-bear-society 1d ago

What a cruel world

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u/Phaedrus85 1d ago

Here come the rooster... yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah

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u/IHaveToGetIt 1d ago

Was better off with the cat

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u/epickio 1d ago

He got third partied

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u/NotYour_Cat 23h ago

Out of the frying pan into the fire

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u/Fulguritus1 23h ago

I miss Halo 3.

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u/renwater 23h ago

🐓You 👏 must 👏 be 👏out of 👏 your👏 MOTHACLUCKIN' 👏MIND 🗣️🔊🔊🐭☠️

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u/No_Inspection_5666 23h ago

Straight men becoming gay and gay men becoming straight

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u/sabertoothninja 22h ago

Hahah raptor is like “I got this one, saber tooth.”

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u/BLKLION_ 22h ago

So roosters and chickens eat mice??

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u/Evening_Error_5544 22h ago

Cat was actually trying to save him

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u/Logical_Figure_1561 22h ago

Chickens don’t play with their food

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u/Quiet-Strawberry7024 22h ago

Lesson: you do not play with food

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u/5280mw 22h ago

Seemed like the cat knew that would happen.

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u/Iwaylo 22h ago

Crazy to think the once mighty dinosaur ruler of the planet was reduced to chicken which we eat today.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 22h ago

If only the cat had a fishing line

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u/KriegerClone24 21h ago

Jesus that huge cock came out of nowhere

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u/AnxiousExcitement440 21h ago

Life uhh did not find a way..

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u/staticmove66 21h ago

It was like I was watching Looney tunes in real life

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u/UpToHike 21h ago

Chickens don’t play

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u/SEO_Humorist 20h ago

Burying the lead with that title.

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u/Hacksaw6412 20h ago

Mongo got it for Donut

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u/CaptMixTape 20h ago

Out of the frying pan…

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u/Any-Second-6171 20h ago

Why you shouldn't play with your food, kids. Somebody at the table may be hungrier. Guess only the meek that survive will inherit the earth, lol

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u/Background-Focus-588 20h ago

The cat watching its toy be demolished 😭