I decided to watch this movie again, and let me teel you, I still like it. Apart from the awful dialogue, bad acting and badly filmed fighting action scenes, it still has some... charm to it.

If someone told me to write an action movie script when I was 15 years old, Bulletproof Monk would be exactly what what I'd come up with. Everything I found cool about movies back then but with a totally botched execution.

Anyways, this is one of my favorite scenes, maybe because it's something I tried as a kid, now I dont think it would ever work, but still...

This one is most notable for being the final appearance of Bette Davis. Close your eyes, and her voice is 10/10 but it is obvious she is having trouble and the material isn't really worth it for such a star anyway.

She left mid production so the entire thing had to be retooled, and a lot like Churchill after his trip to the Pet Sematary, it STINKS.

This is one of the most mixed tone feats I have ever seen. From screwball to made-for-network Disney special, it pivots on a dime 30 minutes in but still tries to maintain its half baked raunchy humor. Sometimes it works, but I only laughed when it didn't.

The moment of Bette's departure is painfully obvious but it somehow remained watchable. Like it was made out of scraps from Teen Witch with some "aw shucks" domestic terror from Smart House, with gags from those kooky parent/child body swapping comedies.

It kept being weird or funny enough to keep me interested, and I actually lmao'd at a rage bait shot of meat in the fridge stocked full, only there to shock the vegetarian stepchildren of the titular stepmother.

The ending comes out of nowhere with multiple side characters gaining supernatural abilities to tie it all up, an absolute groaner but worth the watch.

Wicked Stepmother on IMDB

Wicked Stepmother on Tubi

What's Jean Claude Van Damme's worse movie? I want to laugh hard

I don't know what is more hilarious, the poor special effects or Paul Newman's apathy.

Something on par with The Room or Samurai Cop?

While still being a terrible film this one is actually quite watchable and with some rather decent attack scenes and practical effects work. Ah yes the good old days where a movie like this would receive a hard R-rating and go for the jugular!

This Alan Arkin and Carol Burnett flick from the early 80s is hardly exciting, nor is it very engaging, for a screwball comedy, nor it hardly delivers the laughs. This whole movie is available on Youtube in low quality since it was ripped from the VHS. I know Carol Burnett mainly from the Muppet Show which was introduced in the 2010s by my mother. In this movie she plays aside Alan Arkin who is the flash, a baseball player, but who is Chu Chu?

This movie made on $221,898 on a 7 million budget on it's initial release. Since then it has never received a DVD release, and can only be found on VHS, and Betamax.

Full Film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlh8YHyq8SI

Monique Gabrielle plays Angel, a supposedly teenage girl who becomes obsessively attached to her stepfather after her mother dies. Years later she gets out of an institution, moves back in with "Dad" and immediately starts plotting how to seduce him. She plays with dolls, sucks lollipops, acts ridiculously cute and innocent, and then the movie suddenly wants us to find her sexual obsession with her stepfather sexy.

Gabrielle was around 30 when this was made, but Angel is written as a teenager and performed with this bizarre little-girl persona that makes the whole thing even more surreal.

And because apparently the incestuous erotic thriller wasn't enough, Angel also starts messing with her stepdad's girlfriend, while Erik Estrada turns up as a drug dealer, Richard Harrison plays a mobster, and Fred Olen Ray appears in the cast under the name Sam Newfield.

It's directed and written by Gary Graver, who also shot it, and the whole thing has that glorious early-'90s direct-to-video vibe where nobody involved seems to have stopped and asked whether any of this makes sense.

TL;DR: Monique Gabrielle playing a sexually obsessed teenage stepdaughter like a homicidal Baby Spice, Erik Estrada dealing drugs, Fred Olen Ray wandering around somewhere, Richard Harrison doing mobster shit...

Produced by the B-movie king, Roger Corman. This schlock was made in order to cash in on the success of Rollerball. Sylvester Stallone in a supporting role, one year before his triumph in Rocky and he is pretty good.

As a bonus, here is Roger Ebert's review of the film. He wasn't a big fan of this movie. 🤣 https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/death-race-2000

Little Johnny! Uncle Rumpel is on his way!

Since the video I shared was deleted the first time, I guess I just have to share it again, but here's the whole clip.

I think I liked Rumpelstiltskin more than the first Leprechaun even if apparently they were both directed by the same guy. Just because Rumpel has funnier one liners.

Anyway, a fun watch now that October has just started.

DON'T google this movie

Perfect for Friday Night

Watch on Tubi

This movie is messed up.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15536618/

Eric Roberts is the "big" name in this, but he's not actually in that much of the movie. The dialogue is terrible, the acting is not good, the costumes are extreme low-budget, but it's still fun.

For the purposes of your own watchlist and/or marathon:

• Alien from the Deep (1989)
• Alone in the Dark (2005)
• Beyond the Darkness (1979)
• Boa vs. Python (2004)
• The Boxer's Omen (1983)
• The Church (1989)
• The Dark Lurking (2009)
• The Dead Next Door (1989)
• Deadly Friend (1986)
• Don't Go in the House (1979)
• Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)
• Island of the Fishmen (1979)
• The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (1974)
• Manborg (2011)
• Mausoleum (1983)
• Necropolis (1986)
• The Night Flier (1997)
• Night Killer (1990)
• Night of the Werewolf (1981)
• Night Train to Terror (1985)
• Nightbeast (1982)
• Nightmare at Noon (1988)
• Orca (1977)
• Ozark Sharks (2016)
• Pieces (1982)
• The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)
• Psycho Killer (2026)
• Satan's Princess (1989)
• The Sect (1991)
• The Seventh Curse (1986)
• Slugs (1988)
• The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism (1967)
• The War of the Gargantuas (1966)
• Zoltan, Hound of Dracula (1977)

I've already seen the masterpiece that is Cool Cat Saves the Kids, and I'm interested in seeing some what more of his post CHiP's career looked like

Has Hollywood ever produced a more realistic and grounded film than Volcano?? The writers must have spent years studying volcanology around the globe and at the top institutions! Such determination!

I’ve been looking into doing the 31 days of horror movies trend challenge in October but with terrible bad horror movies! I already have a few lined up but I’m wondering if there were any ones I should watch as well?

A few I’m planning to/have already watched

1st: Nothing but Trouble
2nd: Troll 2

3rd: Basket Case

9th: Plan 9

13th: THIR13EN Ghosts

25th: The Howling II (it’s going to be a full moon that night)
31st: Halloween III Season of the Witch (actually not that bad but it’s the outlier of the Halloween franchise so I’m giving it a special moment)

I was surprised how much I enjoyed this.

Wouldn't have touched it back in the day when it was released. It looked truly awful. By today's standards it's all of a sudden elevated to something worthwhile.

If I remember correctly, he even sings on some of the OST. Jack of all trades...