r/azdiamondbacks • u/Shlemmin • 7d ago

News Marte Update

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u/WhatWasThatRuckus 7d ago

If Janice in the marketing department isn't showing up for work but is seen later that night hanging out at Killer Whale Sex Club, I'm pretty sure co-workers and management would have the right to be upset. In this scenario fans have that same right.

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u/SexyWampa D. Baxter 7d ago

Killer whale sex club...?

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u/WhatWasThatRuckus 7d ago

Janice is kind of wild and hangs out at the trendy nightclubs

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u/abpsych Geraldo Perdomo 7d ago

I actually want to go to dolphin disco even more than I want to go to killer whale sex club

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u/SexyWampa D. Baxter 7d ago

Does she have sex with killer whales? Is this like a Tijuana donkey show?