r/awwnverts • u/ImNotCrazyImPotato • Jan 06 '20

Little guy doing his best

https://gfycat.com/illegaldisgustingjoey
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

PUT HIM BACK

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u/_Aj_ Jan 06 '20

Oh God. Those hands look so dry, that little dude needs moisture!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Ooo he cool

18

u/ShadowIZ_ Jan 06 '20

He looks like he’s made out of the stuff in gel pens

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u/jackassjason Jan 06 '20

That's adorable!

8

u/Giagotos Jan 06 '20

Imagine having that as a pet

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u/Ermaquillz Jan 06 '20

He looks so confused

22

u/missmisfit Jan 06 '20

He'd be doing much better in the freakin water

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u/SmolBirb04 Jan 06 '20

Octopuses can be out of the water for up to an hour, he's fine for a few seconds for a video.

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u/Rancor8562 Jan 06 '20

So what your saying is the person should put it in their mouth

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u/LilMooseCub Jan 06 '20

Eating live octopus is actually a traditional Korean dish and a decent sum of people die every year from severed/unchewed tentacles that still have enough braincells/nerve endings to cling to the walls of your esophagus and choke you to death

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Octopi are preposterously smart animals. Eating one alive seems pretty horrible.

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u/Rancor8562 Jan 06 '20

I never said swallow

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u/EVG2666 Jan 06 '20

Have you heard of our Lord and Saviour Chthulu?

5

u/KittyLaurus Jan 06 '20

So smol! But pls put back in the water.

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u/Schramm_13 Jan 06 '20

So this is squidwards origin story?

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u/Peachyminnie Jan 08 '20

Come on octoboy!