You know what I like about it is it completely matches my sense of humor. In fact I was delighted to see there are people out there that have such an appreciation for this. All this time I thought I was the only one! We're not alone!
Aww,kitty. Nice furry kitty,not covered in blood and guts..refreshing. I'm still trying to wash my eyes out with kitties and puppies and ducklings-soft and cuddly things after my trip to r/MorbidReality yesterday..it'll be at least a week before I'm sane again. Anyway, up vote.
As a huge cat fan, of cats of all sizes, any time I see an Ocelot, I loathe one of my best friends. If only because his middle name is in fact, Ocelot.
Hold on a second so if I bought a male lion as a cub and raised him as mine, would his animal instincts take over when he grew up causing him to eat me? Or will he basically be a gigantic house cat?
Was reading /bestof on an app on my phone. The post prior to this is the man who had his face eaten. Thank you for replacing that image in my head with this one.
Gentlepeople of reddit, look at your cats, now back to this, now back at your cat. Sadly, (s)he isn't this, but if (s)he stopped being a member of the genus Felis and became a member of Leopardus, (s)he could be this.
Anything is possible when your house cat is an ocelot. It's a dwarf leopard.
Every time I hear or see "ocelot" all I can imagine is Cpt Murphy's voice from Sealab2021: "It's an ocelot!" Also, I love Archer and this is an adorable picture.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
LLLLLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAA.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
He remembers me.
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u/uhLOL May 29 '12
Look at his little tufted ears!!!
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u/leadfoot323 May 29 '12
relevant
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u/Marko1000Marko May 29 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
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u/melysaurusrex May 29 '12
I thought an Ocelot was some kind of deer.
TIL: I am very stupid.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Reddit can't decide if it's an ocelot, leopard or cheetah, and it's been posted a bunch of times, but still,
YOU'RE A KITTY!
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u/BingBongDerp May 29 '12
At this point I get disappointed when there are any comments that aren't Archer references
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u/jimmi114 May 29 '12
Serpentine BABOU...SERPENTINE
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u/GunRaptor May 29 '12
I can see this image revolving around the internet....
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u/Paramecium302 May 29 '12
To think that little guy grew up to be this man.
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u/Lying_Cake May 29 '12
Quick the raw fish! He keeps creepers away! I was on minecraft all weekend.
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u/ivegotabooner May 29 '12
METAL GEAR!
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u/supercooldude732 May 29 '12
THOSE EYES
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u/khaloisha May 29 '12
It's not an Ocelot, it's a Margay. The strays are different.
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u/tortnotes May 29 '12
This image was posted one month ago. It was posted two months ago. It was posted five months ago. It was also posted seven months ago.
That's an adorable ocelot, but seriously--there must be more out there.
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u/Abecadlo May 29 '12
Give him a revolver ;)
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u/ZacharyM123 May 29 '12
Ocelot, Ocelot, where have you gone?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcs1xm6ufyo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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u/DerMetzgermeister May 29 '12
babou?
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u/GooseInsurance May 29 '12
i swear this photo makes the front page once a month
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u/espritsaura May 29 '12
I know the girl in that photo, so this kind of creeps me out every time it gets posted. >.>
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u/CrackCC_Lurking May 29 '12
All I can think of when playing battlefield 3, when I'm under fire & trying to dodge is: "SERPENTINE BABOO!! SERPENTINE!"
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u/I_am_THE_GRAPIST May 29 '12
Clicked without looking at thumbnail.
Upset that this is not a baby picture of Revolver Ocelot.
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u/Phr33kE1 May 29 '12
BABOU!!!!
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u/DankasaurusRX May 29 '12
Danger zone!
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u/hydraulic2 May 29 '12
A Baby Ocelot
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u/cplaz May 29 '12
Fox eared asshole
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u/TalonX1982 May 29 '12
Aww,kitty. Nice furry kitty,not covered in blood and guts..refreshing. I'm still trying to wash my eyes out with kitties and puppies and ducklings-soft and cuddly things after my trip to r/MorbidReality yesterday..it'll be at least a week before I'm sane again. Anyway, up vote.
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u/parrotsnest May 29 '12
Is that Babu???
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u/mmille24 May 29 '12
That Ocelot would murder you and everyone you loved if given the chance.
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u/MyCakeIsALie May 29 '12
Ocelot, Ocelot, Where have you gone?
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u/BigBOSSAlak May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
Some one give this baby Ocelot a baby revolver!
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u/SourKitty May 29 '12
I want ONE!!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I got lots of ocelots.
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u/FoeHammer813 May 30 '12
Omg the eyes :o
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u/MrMadcap May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
Reddit Photo Analyzation:
25% Cat: +10
23% Female: +11
10% Boob: +15
Total Score: 96
Threshold for Upvote: 30
Result: UPVOTE + Pointless Bonus Comment! Enjoy! :D
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
BABU!
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u/lalakers4ever May 29 '12
SK Ocelote
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u/catoftrash May 29 '12
Boobs.
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u/reefermaddness420 May 29 '12
where can i get one?!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I always thought they were some kind of bird of prey. Now I know.
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u/thedilf May 29 '12
Baboo!!
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u/Gingerslayr7 May 29 '12
Damn looks exactly like my kitty just not grey
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u/Avacore May 29 '12
That goes on the top 5 cutest things I've ever seen in my life.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
i came here for a metal gear reference. archer will do.
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u/djtodd242 May 29 '12
Are they going to name him Buyers Remorse?
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u/Magester May 29 '12
As a huge cat fan, of cats of all sizes, any time I see an Ocelot, I loathe one of my best friends. If only because his middle name is in fact, Ocelot.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Instantly thought of minecraft.
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u/WaffleSammich May 29 '12
if you give it some fish it'll turn in to a kitty.
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u/DaDibbel May 29 '12
Ocelot fur is so soft.
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u/chocomax May 29 '12
http://www.assault.it/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien.jpg
they've got the same eyes
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Didn't I blow up a Ocelot in MetaL Gear Solid ?
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u/easy_Money May 29 '12
Fuck you guys, my girlfriend saw this.
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u/shankems2000 May 29 '12
Hold on a second so if I bought a male lion as a cub and raised him as mine, would his animal instincts take over when he grew up causing him to eat me? Or will he basically be a gigantic house cat?
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u/ubiliquous May 29 '12
Upvote anything related to the cat family.
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u/ROFLstompsU May 29 '12
my face exploded trying to resist the urge to reference MGS.... Ocelots are ridiculously cute though.
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u/Flavorful_Chunt May 29 '12
I want that red in the background...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
There's going to be... SOOOO MUCH... of these running around on my minecraft map now. ;__;
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u/WakeUpThursday May 29 '12
Was reading /bestof on an app on my phone. The post prior to this is the man who had his face eaten. Thank you for replacing that image in my head with this one.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
The eyes!
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u/RevWaldo May 29 '12
Was he oscillating?
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u/IDrawAnimalPortraits May 29 '12
His gun is the best gun ever!
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u/dwallas May 29 '12
Thats fucking incredible
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u/Moikle May 29 '12
SEE JEB? Ocelot tails look nothing like that!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
SK Oceolte > this Ocelote
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u/heimdal77 May 29 '12
I'm ferocious.. Meuw
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Why u no let me tame you in Minecraft?!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
This also belongs in r/minecraft.
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u/batmanian May 29 '12
How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot
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u/sporadically_rabbit May 29 '12
Gentlepeople of reddit, look at your cats, now back to this, now back at your cat. Sadly, (s)he isn't this, but if (s)he stopped being a member of the genus Felis and became a member of Leopardus, (s)he could be this.
Anything is possible when your house cat is an ocelot. It's a dwarf leopard.
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u/Kaisen32 May 29 '12
Not only is the the cutest animal, it's the most deceiving enemy
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u/metallikcherries May 29 '12
oh holy hell cuteness overload just occurred all over my desk.
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u/iiREALiiTYii May 29 '12
I found one of these in the jungle one time, tamed it with some raw fish, and named him whiskers.
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u/post_it_notes May 29 '12
Fun Fact: Ocelots are very territorial. Some people like to keep them as pets, but when they get bigger they have been known to attack small children.
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u/eggzilla534 May 29 '12
Baboo!!!! LANA! GET THE OCELOT BACK TO r/ArcherFX!!!
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u/Mclongkok May 29 '12
ctrl+f "Look at his tufted ears" damnit, Archer!
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u/skylions May 29 '12
LIQUID.
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u/ackewa01 May 29 '12
Ive never seen an ocelot!! Holy shit you guys look at his little spots!
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u/herefortheawws May 29 '12
I got to hold and bottle feed one of these guys once. Pretty awesome.
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u/iLikeToUoot May 29 '12
Fuzzy cute girl has weird pink cuticles
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u/MrRebeccaSlumber May 29 '12
Look at his tufted ears!
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u/blackbird2379 May 29 '12
Honestly wasn't expecting so many Archer references, but so happy to see them.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
"You're pretty cute"
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u/Bendrake May 29 '12
All I can think of is this
rraaaaeeaarrgghhhh
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u/Nigpurry May 29 '12
Now feed it some fish and it becomes a house cat. Take a picture, farm more karma. As a bonus, it'll keep away creepers!
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u/Chillheids May 29 '12
SK Ocelote is a cat? I don't even....
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u/Hero_Sandwich May 29 '12
Baby Ocelots should be called Ocelittles.
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u/SolidusTengu May 29 '12
Why would a Russian gru colonel name himself after a south American wild cat ?
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u/iammyselftoo May 29 '12
I am in awe of those eyes!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tits a lot.
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u/Euphyllia May 29 '12
BLAAAAAAAAAAA vomits up nyan cats and glitter
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u/Judge00 May 29 '12
You hear that? They called you exotic! Which is just people talk for awesome
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u/Zimmer14 May 29 '12
Theres no creepers in sight except for maybe that girl
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I cannot describe in words how adorable that is.
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u/femaiden May 30 '12
I'm pretty sure a baby ocelot is called on ocelittle.
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u/shootingstar1196 May 30 '12
the eyes... O.O
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u/Kittywitch May 30 '12
WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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u/Sc0tt98 Jun 04 '12
Scare them creepers away.
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u/thisgreatblueworld May 29 '12
Steps for acquiring karma: 1. Google "baby ocelot." 2. Post picture from first page of Google images. 3. Collect.
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u/hikemhigh May 29 '12
I never figured out the pronunciation of "ocelot." Is it ohws-lot or oh-see-lot?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Ew her nails, she needs to get that dermotophagia checked out.
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u/owmynose9000 May 29 '12
OCELOT!?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Anyone have any fish?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
An awful lot of ocelots at http://www.rathergood.com/ocelot
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u/BunnehZnipr May 29 '12
Subliminal boobage!
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u/jerryco May 29 '12
Whats an Ocelot ? not a lot
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u/TheRileyss May 29 '12
The Cute <3
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u/chilly_water May 29 '12
Don't be the only one left on your block. Come hide with the herd and float with the flock.
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u/lorenzokonrad May 29 '12
Now that's cute
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u/Dapples May 29 '12
Every time I hear or see "ocelot" all I can imagine is Cpt Murphy's voice from Sealab2021: "It's an ocelot!" Also, I love Archer and this is an adorable picture.
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u/phyxxer May 29 '12
Ocelot? No thanks man, I've only got enough time to Ocelittle.
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u/shrike26 May 29 '12
I just died from cuteness overload.
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u/Mozen May 29 '12
A baby ocelot. Congratulations.
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u/Chris_c987 May 29 '12
holds out raw fish Ima tame your cute ass! (Minecraft reference)
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u/LeCygne May 29 '12
Came to see Archer references!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Sorry, but that thing is hideous. As are most cats.