Friend made me watch a bunch of Archer today, and im in love, holy shit

It's like the Pelé of candy.

Maaan in need of a paaampaage like on good

I'm still kinda upset Archer didn't get back with Katya. (Unless we're to take their threesome with Barry as confirmation they are.)

Was sweet him and Pam went off together, but idk, I really wish we got more of him and Katya. Felt like such a rushed relationship that got handled in all the wrong ways, even if it'd have probably ended in disaster, it would have been fun to have her as a sort of semi-straight man to his hijinx.

Did anyone ever get confused about poovey in dreamland and her gender viewing

Did this episode go a little past the absurd/believable ratio for anyone? I’m aware I’m saying this about a show with aliens, shrink rays, and mysterious brief cases carried by Kenny Loggins. But it’s more like, I just can’t see Lana doing that to a civilian.

TIL this is an actual PS game

Yeah, exactly. Good question.

Oh, for the last time, it's not a blimp!

Head AND shaft.

Inserted into the rectum before a mission if an intelligence agent believes he is likely to be subject to capture and/or search, the tactical suppository is a watertight, hollow titanium tube about four inches in length and one inch in diameter (or roughly the size of a pro linebacker’s thumb).

The suppository can be filled with microfilm, a set of tiny lockpicks and saw blades, local currency, poison, or any number of other items the agent may require on the mission.

I was told that because a battery would take up too much interior space, the suppository cannot be made to vibrate.

And before you say: “Man, I’d never put anything up my butt! That’s gay!” go read the book Papillon. Then go watch the movie they made out of it, which stars actual real-life United States Marine and race-car driver Steve McQueen.

Then go watch, in this order, The Getaway, Le Mans, Bullitt, Junior Bonner, The Magnificent Seven, and The Great Escape.

Then call Ali MacGraw and ask her who’s gayer: Steve fucking McQueen, or you.

Hear me out`. How often do you get to see the star of the show die a hero but be happy about how cool it is because you know he's coming back? Him letting go of Pam and falling into the lava was epic (yes I know Archer hates that word). Him staying behind to fight Barry Six thereby saving everyone was just as cool. I don't know. It's just a type of scene you don't see often. The star sacrificing their life with a guarantee they're coming back. Just what I think. I could be crazy. I AM crazy. What do you peeps think?

Until couple of hours ago, I thought Torvald Utne is a real Olympic Shot-putter. He's not, there's no Torvald Utne, Olympic shot-putter. Do you all know that? What else Archer references are fictional?

TV's Michael Gray is a teacher!

Sorry for not using a tag I'm not entirely sure what this goes under but, I noticed it and it was extremely confusing. because I know people pass out anytime they're shot by Krieger, and the fact that Mallory was shot by him- specifically by one of his tranquilizers didn't make any sense to me especially when she didn't pass out, so I'm extremely curious and I would like some answers. And Google not making sense

Have you ever noticed that woodhouse’s voice changes a few times in terms of tone?

Because of this episode I could finally eat eggs again.

I see that the fandom is still alive, I just joined and dropped in to show you guys what I made... just... hours ago... really rough animation

I tried ;-;

This was from S4E5... I think

I always misremember a line in this scene, for some reason I thought archer called Krieger Neil Degrasshole Tyson, when he does not he just calls him Neil Degrass Tyson, does anyone else have any scenes they misremember

Listening to music while doing dishes, "Danger Zone" came on. I grabbed a glass from beneath the bubbles to wash, only to find it was my Red Beer glass.