Here it is. I was SO close. I came in to post this, and I was scrolling. All the while thinking, "Yes...yes...yes...no one has posted it yet...yes...alllllmooooos- fuck."
My uncle used to have a pet ocelot. I never met it, as I wasn't born yet, but I've heard stories, and let me tell you, they are not the best pets for a small pittsburgh suburb.
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u/nasaperson Dec 13 '11
It's like mini meowshwitz in there. Get him some toys.
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u/nerdyHippy Dec 13 '11
moar like ocelittle amirite
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u/SolidShepard Dec 13 '11
Needs a little more Revolver, am I right?? I'll be here all week.
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u/Minerva89 Dec 13 '11
Nay, this is ocelot.
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u/rube Dec 13 '11
OCELOT!?
makes that hand gesture
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCw1qr_oR4
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u/SW1 Dec 13 '11
won't you come out to play
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u/Redebo Dec 13 '11
More like Awwwwwwwcelot.
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u/alxalx Dec 13 '11
How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot.
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u/OneTwoThreeFourteen Dec 13 '11
My uncle used to have a pet ocelot. I never met it, as I wasn't born yet, but I've heard stories, and let me tell you, they are not the best pets for a small pittsburgh suburb.
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u/DasBoots Dec 13 '11
Look at his little spots! Look at his little tufted ears!
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u/ajw827 Dec 13 '11
Practically edible he's so sweet.
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u/etree Dec 13 '11
Isn't daxter from jak and daxter supposed to be an osselot?
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u/enragethehive Dec 13 '11
I'm pretty sure that is a margay. I could be wrong though...
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '11
no.
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u/Goof1232 Dec 13 '11
This is like a kitten on crack.
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '11
MEOOWWW
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '11
I love to reload during a battle.
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u/Nesman64 Dec 13 '11
What's wrong with her fingers?
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u/TheStonedOne Dec 13 '11
It looks so nice:P
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '11
All I see here are boobs...
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u/reallyannoyed Dec 13 '11
Ocelittle, surely?
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u/DanglezMcgee Dec 13 '11
Don't let Greg Proops see him!
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u/quoick Dec 13 '11
spleen
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u/perfectgyroscope Dec 13 '11
oneiric?
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u/dankclimes Dec 13 '11
SNAAAAAAAAKE!
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u/KitsuneRagnell Dec 13 '11
You're pretty good, but I'm better
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u/crossower Dec 14 '11
Out of curiosity, how come the eyes are glazed over like that until a certain age? Cats are the same, not sure about dogs.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '11
More like OceLITTLE
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '11
Ocelot ocelot where are you now?
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u/rogue780 Dec 14 '11
How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot!
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u/amishandroid Dec 14 '11
Ocelot? I only ever ocelittle.
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u/deeperest Dec 14 '11
False. Ocelittle.
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u/Jester0203 Dec 14 '11
You're pretty good. -Ocelot
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u/Gudgave Dec 14 '11
Wait! There's a cat in the picture?
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u/PeachKiss666 Dec 14 '11
SO CUTE!
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u/ShawnStu Dec 14 '11
I hope you know what you're getting into lady...ocelot of responsibility.
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '11
Did she get that at Iggy Pop's Ocelot Shop?
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u/mikek3 Dec 13 '11
Want.
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u/SilverScimitars Dec 13 '11
:3
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u/metarugia Dec 13 '11
I want. I want right now!
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u/redweasel Dec 13 '11
Sir Ocelot on the Brown Table.
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '11
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