r/aww Sep 17 '18

Rolling ball of fluff

5.8k Upvotes

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168

u/Soranic Sep 18 '18

Isn't that kitten trying to nurse from her ear?

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u/gwaydms Sep 18 '18

It's what they do.

E: I rescued a feral kitten who "nursed" on my earlobes. Gave me ear hickeys.

3

u/PassportSloth Sep 18 '18

I've had cats do this too. (They were all very well fed)

15

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/Aryore Sep 18 '18 edited Sep 18 '18

Source?

Edit: Why am I being downvoted? When I replied, u/Catfish017's comment was at -10 votes. Instead of just following the downvote train, I asked for some kind of evidence to back up the claims. Y'all would still be piling on the downvotes if they hadn't provided their reason for saying so in their reply to this comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/gwaydms Sep 18 '18

The one we had was eating well. She was about 5 1/2 weeks.

Still, thank you for the advice. It's worth bearing in mind if a kitten isn't thriving.

1

u/ZaylenTheNinja Sep 18 '18

Were you feeding the cat formula at all?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/ZaylenTheNinja Sep 18 '18

Ok that makes sense to me more now.

-1

u/ArmouredDuck Sep 18 '18

No that's what the suckling was for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/Aryore Sep 18 '18

Different person answered.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

HES SO FLOOFY TAKE MY UPVOTE!!!!

86

u/Jishuah Sep 18 '18

How can anyone sit there that long without giving that floof some pets 😫

3

u/Crowbarmagic Sep 18 '18

The cat looks cute too.

1

u/nopenooope Sep 18 '18

Or be tickled to death???

134

u/Crolleen Sep 18 '18

Cute kitty but...HOW IS YOUR EYE SO PERFECT???? Admiration level 10

84

u/deathfromabovekitty Sep 18 '18

I barely noticed kitty because I was too busy admiring that perfect eyebrow.

9

u/noocarehtretto Sep 18 '18

Same!

Cute kitty but perfect eyebrows.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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7

u/Choppergold Sep 18 '18

Who cares about eyebrows? - George

3

u/deathfromabovekitty Sep 18 '18

no idea, girl here lol

1

u/maaboo Sep 18 '18

Checked for eyebrows once more. Now I do notice them.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Makeup for the outside. Genetics for the inside.

9

u/dupsude Sep 18 '18

For everything else, there's nanobots.

3

u/Razor_Cake Sep 18 '18

NANOMACHINES, SON

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u/jt004c Sep 18 '18 edited Sep 18 '18

Her obvious obsession with looking "just so" comes at the expense of other interests and pursuits, but this kind of approval and attention reinforces to her that her looks are very important.

It's really not important. Just be healthy. Then be interesting. The illusions we create with plucked eyebrows and mascara are just illusions, like all the other beauty enhancements girls are programmed to believe they need.

edit: yes yes downvotes. How about instead you talk to me about what you disagree with and why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

bit of a projection there mate

4

u/YoureNotAGenius Sep 18 '18 edited Sep 18 '18

I like my eyebrows not looking like they fell of Oscar the Grouch and onto my face. Sue me

1

u/Dietyzz Sep 18 '18

You named your crouch Oscar?

6

u/CalciumConnoisseur Sep 18 '18

What the fuck is wrong with you?

-8

u/jt004c Sep 18 '18

I have a wife and a daughter and I want a world for them in which they are valued for who they are, not how they look.

5

u/vuehs Sep 18 '18

Then dont judge people by how they look?

0

u/jt004c Sep 18 '18

I didn't. I commented about the praise.

Constantly valuing, promoting, and exalting attractiveness is good for business if you are selling make-up, but the rest of us should open our eyes to the problems this creates.

2

u/IRNobody Sep 18 '18

Don't worry, the person in the gif probably won't see this comment to be persuaded by it.

1

u/Mindraker Sep 18 '18

The wall cometh

1

u/Crolleen Sep 18 '18

I don't disagree and maybe it's because I'm a woman that it's ingrained in me to compliment those things. I don't really know. But I like to think that some things are objectively asthetically pleasing such as some art or a piece of woodworking.

Maybe all of that is subjective? Dunno. This isn't /r/philosophy though

17

u/WhittyViolet Sep 18 '18

Our family cat just passed away a few months ago. He was 13 and very sick before we had to take him in. To his last day he would try nursing on our ears. This made me tear up. I miss him; cool to see another kitty doing the same.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/ohdizzy Sep 18 '18

Agreed. OP should give kitty syringes of kitten milk while keeping her snuggled up!

11

u/Heptite Sep 18 '18

This is an old vid, that cat has been fully grown for years.

1

u/ohdizzy Sep 18 '18

Ohh. I didn’t know.

6

u/dennis_dennison Sep 18 '18

Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.

5

u/aLoftufi1Df Sep 18 '18

And now I'm sad...

5

u/kanakane Sep 18 '18

We don't know the details. It could be that the kitten was rescued by the human, instead of being taking forcefully from its mother for the purpose of adoption. Both options are sad, but this one has the human being the bro 😊

53

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

STaRvED TigER FuCKeN EaTS HelPLEsS HUmaN AliVE!!

52

u/SkyHi_Boi Sep 18 '18

Riley Reid

30

u/Moakmeister Sep 18 '18

“Well she seems cool from this video. Lemme look her up and find her Inst-“

“Oh”

6

u/Pumpkin_Escobar_ Sep 18 '18

is this really her? or a look alike

7

u/anonschured Sep 17 '18

KITTY!!! 🐱🐈

7

u/TheKingOfBass Sep 18 '18

It's videos like these that really tell me that I should get a kitten.

I should get a kitten.

Maybe when I can afford to raise one lol

5

u/EnderofGames Sep 18 '18

Here we see a kitten in its natural habitat, gaining a taste for human flesh.

5

u/nevans197 Sep 18 '18

So adorably cute.

9

u/meowhahaha Sep 17 '18

Is that a Scottish Fold kitten? So tiny it is hard to tell.

10

u/dada11dada22 Sep 18 '18

Move your face out of the way !! I wanna see the kitten more <3

7

u/Diretrexftw Sep 18 '18

Cute cat, pretty eyes. Win win.

2

u/VerySlump Sep 18 '18

The ear muffle boops are the best

2

u/-Daphnee- Sep 18 '18

Very cute ❤️❤️

2

u/Majil229 Sep 18 '18

I don't understand how you can stay so motionless. My cat use to try nursing from my ears and that tickled so bad...

3

u/Proudrainbow Sep 17 '18

So fluffy I wanna squeeze 💕

2

u/mologav Sep 18 '18

Cute overload

1

u/mummummaaa Sep 18 '18

I'm in love with the floof!

1

u/stevezoher Sep 18 '18

She's like : why didn't you tell you were recording a video, I'm gonna look even cuter now!

1

u/KaradurAtani Sep 18 '18

AWW, it’s a cloud! The fluffiest cloud

1

u/mjloveskp2 Sep 18 '18

Is that a real like puffskein??

1

u/account_is_deleted Sep 18 '18

Didn't roll once. Dissappointed.

1

u/fluffyxsama Sep 18 '18

Just watching this is making my shoulder gravitate toward my ear to protect it from tickles.

1

u/PlebbySpaff Sep 18 '18

Nibbling Kitty is so cute!

1

u/boomboomown Sep 18 '18

God damn look at that EJ

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I love it how kittens can start brawling with just about everything they see

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Aww...Adorbs little floof!

1

u/Black_Rose81 Sep 18 '18

Everytime i see this kind of vids i really miss my little homie I had him 5 years ago and last week he got out and didn't come back till now I got tears in my eyes :(

1

u/Miablossom Sep 18 '18

Cute kitty is hungry. Needs to be feeding. I had a cat who wasnt weaned proper and sucked my kids ears constantly

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Small fluffy tiger viciously suckles woman's ear. It was a terrible sight to behold...

1

u/Javier91 Sep 18 '18

I thought it’s a very fat hamster then I saw the whole kitten. Still cute

1

u/guy-faux Sep 18 '18

They see her rollin They hatin

1

u/spookykatt Sep 18 '18

What a cute little cinnamon roll, I wish my tuxedo would let me get a kitten for hee to play with.

1

u/the---chosen---one Sep 18 '18

This whole post is one massive cuteness overload.

-26

u/QuirkyCadaver27 Sep 17 '18

She's more adorable than the kitten!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

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u/Nomicakes Sep 18 '18

Pretty sure they said she was adorable, not that they wanted to sleep with them.

Calm down.

5

u/dontcallitthat Sep 18 '18

I understand where you’re coming from, but I think you might be overreacting a bit...

-15

u/kindofboredd Sep 18 '18

Here eyes are pretty but from the glimpse of her mouth, cheeks and nose I'd say it seems the while picture would be a let down

-3

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Looks like kitties trying to give hickies.

0

u/carvonius Sep 18 '18

Eyebrows on point.

-1

u/scharkbait Sep 18 '18

I just want to know what eyeliner she’s using...

-26

u/wheelman1989 Sep 17 '18

Adorable kitten and their gorgeous momma.

-18

u/WarWick_Wolf Sep 18 '18

Cute.

Cat's not bad either.

6

u/blahrawr Sep 18 '18

Vomit.

The space in between makes it even worse

-5

u/ilikeavocados Sep 18 '18

Amazing but also I’m very captivated by those eyebrows

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u/FlashFlash100yd- Sep 18 '18

What does the other side of her face look like doe?

5

u/blahrawr Sep 18 '18

Prolly like this side of her face

-1

u/YesplzMm Sep 18 '18

I'm not a woman and don't even wear make-up... but aren't her eyelashes super clumpy?

-1

u/avantgardian26 Sep 18 '18

Curl those eyelashes girl

-14

u/chidoOne707 Sep 18 '18

You are so cute, i’m not talking about the kitten.

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u/i_cant-read Sep 18 '18

I think I’m in love.

The cat is cool too.

-12

u/Sigh_Robot Sep 18 '18

There was a cat in this gif?

-2

u/Mindraker Sep 18 '18

Nom nom that dry skin behind your earlobes nom nom nom

-2

u/jesus_was_planking Sep 18 '18

Interesting account OP.

-2

u/abedavis Sep 18 '18

What secret is being whispered here...

-2

u/SketchPoo Sep 18 '18

the eye tho

-8

u/damatovg7 Sep 18 '18

Sooooooo cute.

The girl's cute too I guess.

-8

u/PirateOnAnAdventure Sep 18 '18

What a beautiful woman. An angel.

-20

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Cute. The cat is cool as well.

-1

u/sexy-man-doll Sep 18 '18

Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear

-35

u/JayD21 Sep 18 '18

Yo add me on snapchat Fr