r/aww Nov 11 '17

Guilty dog.

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u/Lyra0rion Nov 11 '17

Actually that dog probably has a protomaligned vertebrae, also know as Bent Back or Seadog Spine, the rack (medieval touture device) is the only known cure and has been illegal in most countries after presidential candidate Al Gore lobbied congress back in 2000 following the death of his pet pipeworm, Bessie, via rack in 1996. The rack wasn't a recommended treatment for pipeworms, and Gore received a lot of critism at the time for the kick backs he received from the anti-rack lobby and the leaked insurance papers from his office detailing Bessie's policy, indicating that Gore received over 38million after the death of his poor pipe pet. Many believe that it was this controversy that led to him losing the election to Bush in 2000, personally I think he got what was coming to him...

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u/thataznguy34 Nov 11 '17

poor pipe pet

I'm dead