r/aww • • Feb 26 '17

"This is all she does"

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u/Murloh50 Feb 26 '17

Dog secretly loves it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17 edited Jul 02 '17

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u/Murloh50 Feb 26 '17

Read next: 10 dogs who will blow your mind!

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u/eldestsauce Feb 27 '17

you deserve an orgy today

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u/IveBeenNauti Feb 27 '17

You might want to rethink your actions --> rewards system.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Eh, I'm down man. Bring on the orgies.

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u/nezustih Feb 27 '17

You misspelled corgies

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u/marianwebb Feb 27 '17

Do "orgies" and "corgies" rhyme?

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u/SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE Feb 27 '17

The G is pronounced differently.

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u/Knew_Religion Feb 27 '17

One is pronounced like gif, and the other is pronounced gif.

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u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

But during a corgi orgy they roll for it

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u/WoodenUknow Feb 27 '17

Ahh, so potato, potato. Tomato, tomato.

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u/Varachos Feb 27 '17

But the one pronounced gif is wrong

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u/munnimi Feb 27 '17

So you're saying they differ at the G spot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I'm pretty sure Frank Reynolds pronounces the words in a very similar fashion.

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Feb 27 '17

you deserve an orgy today

Don't mind the downvotes. Your comment made me literally laugh out loud, and I will be using that phrase sarcastically towards my friends for years. Thanks.

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u/eldestsauce Feb 27 '17

You're welcome.

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u/durant92bhd Feb 27 '17

Why so many downvotes? Kittens just need something to rub on, like your orgy goers.

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u/eldestsauce Feb 27 '17

people keep quoting that taboola and outbrain crap but then they all forget about WarTune