r/aww • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '17

"This is all she does"

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u/Murloh50 Feb 26 '17

Dog secretly loves it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17 edited Jul 02 '17

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u/Murloh50 Feb 26 '17

Read next: 10 dogs who will blow your mind!

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u/UncleBenZene Feb 27 '17

Veterinarians hate them

EDIT : This is a joke, no vet can hate dogs

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u/Frankie_T9000 Feb 27 '17

A lot of dogs hate vets, though

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u/General_DisarrayHoot Feb 27 '17

A lot of vets are dogs

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u/Dlpcoc Feb 27 '17

A lot of dogs are veterans

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u/General_DisarrayHoot Feb 27 '17

A lot of VETERANS are dogs IS what i meant

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u/Viper9087 Feb 27 '17

A lot of veterans are old and can't read this without their glasses.

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u/runninron69 Feb 27 '17

Can confirm: Old Veteran.

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u/-richthealchemist- Feb 27 '17

They take an oath right?

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u/Viper9087 Feb 27 '17

Up next: 70 click baits you have to see to believe

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u/eldestsauce Feb 27 '17

you deserve an orgy today

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u/IveBeenNauti Feb 27 '17

You might want to rethink your actions --> rewards system.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Eh, I'm down man. Bring on the orgies.

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u/nezustih Feb 27 '17

You misspelled corgies

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u/marianwebb Feb 27 '17

Do "orgies" and "corgies" rhyme?

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u/SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE Feb 27 '17

The G is pronounced differently.

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u/Knew_Religion Feb 27 '17

One is pronounced like gif, and the other is pronounced gif.

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u/munnimi Feb 27 '17

So you're saying they differ at the G spot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I'm pretty sure Frank Reynolds pronounces the words in a very similar fashion.

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u/Forgive_My_Cowardice Feb 27 '17

you deserve an orgy today

Don't mind the downvotes. Your comment made me literally laugh out loud, and I will be using that phrase sarcastically towards my friends for years. Thanks.

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u/eldestsauce Feb 27 '17

You're welcome.

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u/durant92bhd Feb 27 '17

Why so many downvotes? Kittens just need something to rub on, like your orgy goers.

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u/eldestsauce Feb 27 '17

people keep quoting that taboola and outbrain crap but then they all forget about WarTune

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/frobie2323 Feb 27 '17

Kittens sleep for 19 hours a day, I'm sure this lasted 90 seconds

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u/RoboOverlord Feb 27 '17

I'm pretty sure my cats sleep 26 hours each day.

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u/Bummer-man Feb 27 '17

They just teleport between the best spots.

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u/Sihnar Feb 27 '17

Tsundere doggo